In the spirit of confusing the fuck out of the new Year 11s, here’s an old GCSE shitpost I dug out while I was making my Halloween costume. Based on the assertion that Inspector Goole would fucking floor the Blood Brothers narrator in a fight. (He’s coming after him for being mean to the poor). North on North violence if you will.

Jekyll and Hyde/Sherlock Holmes crossover.

Please it would literally be so fucking funny. I’ve only read a few of the original Holmes novels and (unfortunately) I’m studying Jekyll and Hyde at GCSE level so my facts will only be straight on one of these novels but just

Can you imagine how apeshit Holmes would go like “IT TOOK YOU LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF TO SOLVE IT MY BROTHER IN CHRIST HE LITERALLY NAMED HIMSELF ‘MR HYDE’.” while Watson does his absolute best to apologise for his best friend like when you try and cover your mate’s ass in front of a teacher they’ve just pissed off.

Utterson probably doesn’t even have to defend himself because he’s probably got like 20 years on Holmes so he can just pull the “Respect your elders.” card and not have to address the fact that he did not join any of the dots together until Jekyll fucking spelled it out for him from beyond the grave.

Now, I am of course imagining this after the events of Jekyll and Hyde but an equally funny interpretation is Utterson hiring the two of them to snoop on Hyde and find out what kind of money fudgery he’s up to. Cue Holmes unravelling the conspiracy like “Jesus Christ how am I supposed to explain this and avoid the asylum.”

Either way, I think this is very funny to imagine if you’re struggling to sit through a GCSE class on Jekyll and Hyde. (Luckily I have a good teacher).

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