I have thoughts and none of them are in order.

The only correct soundtrack for Jekyll and Hyde is Darkside by Madison Mars followed directly by Begging by Måneskin as depicted by my head of Drama for our school’s original musical production of the book to avoid copyright.

Other excellent changes to the source material include Dr. Jekyll holding a rave at his house.

You know a lot of Star Wars AUs with the twins are just the plot of the old She-Ra show from the 80s.

Watching the Matrix which was made in the 90s, long before I was born, made me nostalgic because that’s literally how everything looked on British kids’ tv circa like 2011. Humiliating and frankly hilarious discovery.

Caeneus’ positivity is done so well in Kaos and I need to talk about it again. Sorry.

Caeneus is meant to represent the concept of living life for yourself and y’know, to its fullest and all, despite the gods. We get a bit of that with his transition but it’s reflected best in his attitude.

Caeneus isn’t an optimist, he isn’t innocent or naive, he’s sarcastic and dry frequently and his life experiences are nothing short of depressing and brutal. But he stays positive about everything, not because he thinks things will get better because god do they not, he stays positive for himself. Caeneus stays positive because it’s better to enjoy your shitty miserable life despite what it’s trying to put you through than to be miserable all the time. And I love this so so much.

There’s a lot to be said for how him and Riddy are opposites there - had a life where nothing much happened and he died forgotten with barely any positive experiences but still lived his short boring life to the fullest vs had a life full of excitement and adventure that she wasted most of being miserable.

I just think this is a refreshing take on positive characters because the poor man is clearly fighting tooth and nail to remain cheery. Like it’s not quite an act but it’s clearly an active decision he’s making. It’s such an interesting take on a character who represents the idea of living life to its fullest.

(Plus y’know the theme comes full circle with him being able to renew souls. I love him so much you can pry his arc from my cold dead hands).

Yeah I saw this image while I was drawing Rodney and couldn’t resist.

I drew Rodney from Supacell because it’s SO GOOD and as a Londoner I feel like I’d not be doing my duty if I didn’t get total brainrot about it. Seriously it’s so accurate I love it.

Hyped for season 2 but Jesus Christ man I feel so sorry for everyone like they really do not get a moment to breathe these guys 💀

Everyone here, you 🫵🫵🫵 should go watch Supacell because it fucks hard.

Moving Pictures if Victor was honest (Ginger deserves to know how strange he is).

In the spirit of confusing the fuck out of the new Year 11s, here’s an old GCSE shitpost I dug out while I was making my Halloween costume. Based on the assertion that Inspector Goole would fucking floor the Blood Brothers narrator in a fight. (He’s coming after him for being mean to the poor). North on North violence if you will.

You know, the genius of Kaos aside, it’s hilarious to consider that these people are living in the alternate universe where Coldplay’s wife died so he went insane and killed a man shortly after trying to kill HIMSELF and spending days trapped in bullshit torture hell.

And then to consider that potentially, this guy’s coming back from the dead to release a banger new album that is probably going to be the way some people find out the gods are soul vampires and also evil. What a world to live in.

I don’t know jack fucking shit about Transformers, I just watched the animated tv series that was on when I was a kid, but I watched the new Transformers One film in class and it occurred to me that Optimus Prime is essentially the like… Boomer/Gen X to the Rescue Bots series’ Millennial/Generation Z and that’s so funny to me as someone who has no idea what the fuck is going on outside of what they mention in a tv show set in the US state of Maine.

Like yeah fuck it up grandad you were young and stupid in the 80s and lived through multiple world-ending type events before the age of 20 and also miner strikes. I plant trees for a living.

This guy has so many insane claims to “When I was your age” and doesn’t drop it once to my knowledge so W for Mr. Prime on that. All the British kids in that screening were eating this shit up too.

(Overall, ngl, a good film, and pretty metal for a kids’ movie too. A guy gets ripped in half it’s nutty. I also realised it was an Optimus Prime backstory before my friend who has an Optimus Prime hyperfixation and I intend to laugh at him for that).

Caeneus’s ‘we stay winning’ attitude in Kaos honestly makes for a top tier character like. Harrowing backstory, spent 10 years in the underworld thinking his mum sent his former family to kill him, deadnamed 10 YEARS AFTER HIS DEATH lmao, the only good thing to ever happen to him in life was owning a plant one time that smelled kinda nice and he gets up every morning like it’s his birthday. 10/10 no notes my favourite character grade 9.

You know there’s nothing quite as humiliating as realising that the writers of Kaos worked on Life on Mars. My brain chemistry is being ruined by the same people. They are tormenting me.

In other news, I present, yes this is my FIRST piece of art about this glorious and wonderful piece of cinema.

Hades doesn’t play golf.

Ohhhh by god Netflix I am coming for you. Count your days. You are given some of this nation’s best television and you shit on it? I will throttle you. I will burn your entrails. I am on the warpath. You will not live to see rest another night in your life.