This is why we can't have nice things. Prison Loki Lady Loki Photographer
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My Immortal (Avengers Version) Chapter 1
Hi my name is Loki Trickster Diva Stallion Laufeyson Way and I have long ebony black hair that reaches my shoulders and emerald green eyes like fan fiction and a lot of people tell me I look like Tom Hiddleston (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Robert Downey Jr. but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a frost giant but my skin is white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a trickster, and I live in Asgard (I’m immortal). I’m a adopted (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly green. Today I was wearing a green corset with gold lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, gold fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and green eye shadow. I was walking outside Stark Tower. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of mortals stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Loki!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Tony Stark!
“What’s up Tony?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he said shyly.
But then, I heard my brother call me and I had to go away.
I'm fucking crying.
Cue the onslaught of fanfics about Loki running a nightclub in the 1970s.
Me: I mean, it's awesome how they can use the camera to change your perception of the character. Robert Downey Jr is an obvious example, but you remember Loki?
Mom: Oh yeah, I remember Loki.
Me: Well in the movie, does he come off as a really tall character?
Mom: *totally ignoring me* That scene where he's walking down the stairs? *whistles*
Me: *hoping she'll catch up soon* He comes across as sort of average height in the movie, somewhere between 5'10" and 6", right?
Mom: He's the type I would have gone for when I was your age, definitely.
Me: But when I saw pictures of him outside of filming, he's taller than Chris Evans, he's like 6'2" at least!
Mom: You know, he's really attractive because he's not typically handsome, he has that unique bone structure...
Me: So it's really cool how they work the camera to change the audience's perception of the character.
Mom: That boy is young enough to be my son, but he's like sex on fire.
Me: MOM, I'M TRYING TO HAVE A SERIOUS CONVERSATION ABOUT CAMERAWORK AND YOU'RE FANGIRLING OVER TOM HIDDLESTON. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS.
I am disappointed in you, Internet.
So I just watched Ghost Rider for the first time. Then I went on AO3 and am very disappointed to discover nobody has written Loki/Blackheart. Can't find any via Google either. Guys. Why the hell is this not a thing. There is absolutely NO REASON for Tom Hiddleston and Wes Bentley to not be sharing villainous nights of glorious unbridled passion spiked with daddy issues and extraordinary amounts of eyeliner. No reason at all. :|