Me: I mean, it's awesome how they can use the camera to change your perception of the character. Robert Downey Jr is an obvious example, but you remember Loki?
Mom: Oh yeah, I remember Loki.
Me: Well in the movie, does he come off as a really tall character?
Mom: *totally ignoring me* That scene where he's walking down the stairs? *whistles*
Me: *hoping she'll catch up soon* He comes across as sort of average height in the movie, somewhere between 5'10" and 6", right?
Mom: He's the type I would have gone for when I was your age, definitely.
Me: But when I saw pictures of him outside of filming, he's taller than Chris Evans, he's like 6'2" at least!
Mom: You know, he's really attractive because he's not typically handsome, he has that unique bone structure...
Me: So it's really cool how they work the camera to change the audience's perception of the character.
Mom: That boy is young enough to be my son, but he's like sex on fire.
Me: MOM, I'M TRYING TO HAVE A SERIOUS CONVERSATION ABOUT CAMERAWORK AND YOU'RE FANGIRLING OVER TOM HIDDLESTON. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS.