Ruby: Oh look~! A tasty snack fell into my web~!
Jaune: Y-You're not going to drink my blood are you? Y-You being a spider, and all that...
Ruby: I’m not really a spider. But, I will drinking your blood today.
Jaune: W-What?!
Ruby: Oh don't worry. I don’t need to bite you to swallow your blood. So I won't bite. Unless you're into that~?
Jaune: Help…
Ruby: Someday, I want to marry, Jaune!
Yang: Aww~! That's so…?!
Jaune: You're gonna have to come up with something better than that, if you want to get your grubby little hands on my, First Edition, Original, Foil, Charizard! BITCH!
Yang: What?! Ruby, doesn't want to marry your for some dumb card! Right, Ruby?
Ruby: Shit! I thought that would work…
Yang: Say what now?
Ruby: Oh? You must be that, Jaune fellow, Ozpin asked me to train.
Ruby: There's a lot to work with here, but I can make you prime husband material in no time.
Ruby: Training to become a huntsman? Oh, no that won't be happening at all.
Ruby: Because I'm afraid you'll be too busy…
Ruby: Daddy~!
Jaune: Uhh… Ruby?
Ruby: Yes, Jaune?
Jaune: You know they told us that our suits had to be airtight; So none of the air in our suits could escape.
Ruby: Yeah, I know that.
Jaune: Yeah well… as I said they’re supposed to be airtight, not skintight.
Ruby: Why do you say that?
Jaune: Reasons… many tight, and round reasons…
Ruby: Hmm?
Sun: Behold! The town goth has finally left her home!
Ruby: Bring me the country loving farm boy!
Jaune: No! No! No! Ya'll let me go! I don't wanna!
Jaune: Haa… Haa… Haa… Haaaaaa…
Jaune: …
Jaune: AHHHHA-HAAA!!! That was too close! That was way too close!
Ruby: Those robots are a nightmare!
Jaune: No wonder people see, Malevelon Creek as, Super Earth's: Vietnam?!
Ruby: But, we made it… we made it…
Jaune: Barely…
Ruby: But, we made it… We made it…
Jaune: That we did…
Ruby: Hey, Jaune?
Jaune: Yeah?
Ruby: You said… if we made it out of there alive, you would do anything I wanted.
Jaune: Yeah.
Ruby: And… And an, Arc always keeps his word…
Jaune: Yeah so?
Ruby: So...?
Jaune: Ruby…?
Ruby: Take me… c-claim me for… Claim me as yours, and yours alone.
Jaune: ...
Jaune: If you said, 'For Super Earth,' I would have been out the door before you could blink.
Ruby: In that case: 'Fill me with your liberty, and do as you want with me~!
Jaune: With pleasure.
Jaune mfk vampire ruby werewolf yang , ice queen Weiss
Nora: Jaune, MFK!
Jaune: Will it ever end?!
Nora: NEVER!
Nora: Ahem...
Nora: MFK kill, a vampire, a werewolf, and a ice queen!
Jaune: D-Didn't I already do those parings?
Nora: Ehh... mostly... However! This time instead of you getting to choose which lady in your life is which monster! I have already chosen which lady is which monster!
Jaune: And, do you think this will impact my answer?
Nora: Maybe?
Jaune: Fair. Okay, who did you pick for what?
Nora: For our sweet little vampire we have, Ruby Rose!
Ruby: H-Hi...
Jaune: Hi, Rubes.
Nora: As our werewolf we have the sexy blond bombshell, Yang Xiao Long!
Yang: Hey, there handsome. Have you got a bone for me to chew on~?
Jaune: Are you wearing a fur bikini...? And, is that a tail?!
Nora: And, last but not least, as the ice queen, Weiss Schnee!
Weiss: Hello, Jaune.
Jaune: Little on the nose for, Weiss of all people to be the ice monster.
Nora: Shut up!
Nora: Now then... who will you choose for what~?
Jaune: Haaa... Kill, Weiss.
Weiss: Ahh?! Why?
Jaune: I'm mostly going about this based on your costumes, and honestly, I would assume that your costume is just a spare outfit you keep in your closet when your normal outfit gets a stain on it.
Weiss: ...
Weiss: It is...
Jaune: Oh gods...
Weiss: B-But, what about, Ruby! She already dressed like a gothic lolita! Is she now a vampire because she's wearing a vail, and false fangs?!
Jaune: Are you?
Ruby: Awww~!
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Marry vampire, Ruby!
Weiss: What?!
Ruby: Yay~!
Nora: And, why is that?
Jaune: While unlike, Weiss who looked like she decided to go wear plaid shirt instead of dress shirt...
Coco: HA! Nice~!
Jaune: Ruby looks like she actually is, a gothic lolita vampire. Her fashion style, and face, all scream cute little vampire.
Coco: I agree!
Weiss: Shut up, Coco!
Coco: Make me, bitch!
Nora: Is that all?
Jaune: About those fake teeth...
Ruby: What about them?
Jaune: What that mouth do?
Ruby: EEP?!
Yang: HA! Nice.
Nora: So does that mean...?
Jaune: I'd fuck werewolf Yang.
Yang: Fuck yeah!
Nora: And, why is that?
Jaune: The fur bikini for starters... Didn't know I'd find that hot. But, you'll never know until you get an erection.
Yang: Wait... does that mean~?
Jaune: And, that tail... I have many questions... And, I want answers.
Yang: Alright then~! Let's get some answers~! Come here handsome!
Jaune: Shall I take notes?
Yang: Yes~! Come on, Ruby!
Ruby: Y-You want me to join you...?
Yang: Jaune's not the only one who wants to know what that mouth do~! So come on!
Ruby: Coming~!
Weiss: ...?!
Nora: ...
Coco: A threesome with sisters?
Coco: Respect~!
Weiss: Why are you here?
Coco: Fashion~!
Nora: Nice.
Weiss: What...?
MFK Blake: Vampire, Werewolf, and Ghost.
Yang: Blake~?
Blake: Yeah?
Yang: Merry, fuck, kill...
Blake: Oh~?
Yang: A vampire, a werewolf, and a ghost?
Blake: Oh-hohoho~! This is going to be good!
Blake: Okay, okay...
Blake: Question: Am I banging a generic ghost, or am I banging the ghost of someone I know?
Yang: Mmmm... Let's go with the second option. I bet you can have more fun with that~!
Blake: Oh you know I will~!
Blake: Okay, I kill the ghost of Adam!
Yang: Ouch, he's already dead babe!
Blake: Okay... hmmm... let's make the vampire... Weiss?
Yang: You want to make, Weiss the vampire; Why?
Blake: She has an aura that projects that she could be a vampire. And, Weiss would look damn hot as a vampire.
Yang: Vampire Weiss...? Fuck... just thinking about it sounds hot.
Blake: See! So I would marry, Vampire Weiss!
Yang: Hoping that she lovingly bites on your neck as she sucks your blood, eh?
Blake: I don't mind the odd bite, or two in the bedroom~!
Yang: Kinky~! So, you're gonna fuck the werewolf then; who's the werewolf going to be?
Blake: Jaune!
Yang: Jaune's the werewolf. Why, Jaune?
Blake: Because if anyone can make me feel like that pineapple gif, it would be him!
Yang: The pineapple gif...
Yang: If.. if, Jaune was a werewolf... And, you two fucked... can I have a go with him too?
Blake: Sure!
Ruby: Can I have a go too?
Blake: Yes!
Yang: Yeah sur... Wait, what?!
Jaune: Hey, Ruby how are you...
Ruby:
Jaune: Doing?
Ruby: Uhhhh?!
Jaune: Are you... Are you into tanks...?
Ruby: Yeah... I-I-I'm into tanks okay!
Jaune: No it's fine, I just didn't expect you would be into tanks is all.
Ruby: Well, I like big hulking behemoths of steel, capable of leveling entire buildings with a single shot! So, I'm into tanks, and I sleep with tank plushies! I-I-If you don't like it, then I don't need you in my life!
Jaune: ...
Ruby: ...
Jaune: You know... I like tanks too. So, when I ask you this, you'll understand that I know what I'm talking about.
Ruby: A-Ask me what?
Jaune: I have a big cannon, how hard do you think I can pen you with it~?
Ruby: EEEP?!
The 'Milf next door' when she says she just going to say 'hi' to that cute blond boy your daughters friends with.
Kali: I just want to talk to him.
Blake: Why do you want to do that, Mom?
Kali: I just want to talk to him.
Blake: Why are you dressed like that?
Kali: I just want to talk to him.
Blake: Why do you want to talk to, Jaune?
Kali: I just want to talk to him.
Blake: Is it because he's a human?
Kali: I just want to talk to him.
Blake: He’s just my friend, Mom, he is not another, Adam waiting to happen.
Kali: I just want to talk to him.
Jaune: Hi, Blake. Oh, hi Ms. Belladonna!
Kali: I just want to fuck him.
Jaune: Beg pardon?
Blake: What?!
Yang: Hey, Mom, I’m sorry, but can you do me a favour?
Raven: I don’t wanna.
Yang: Mom! Come on! I just need you to watch over my friend till I get back.
Raven: Back, back from where?
Yang: Blake got…?!
Raven: No! Say no more, since it involves your ‘girlfriend’ I can assume it’s something illegal.
Yang: She’s not my girlfriend!
Raven: But, was it illegal?
Yang: …
Yang: Well…
Raven: Ha! Love the bad girls don’t you? Fine, I’ll watch over your friend. Who is it you want me to babysit; It better not be the, Schnee girl! I swear I’ll shoot her one of these days if she…?
Yang: No, it’s not, Weiss. It’s, Jaune. Jaune’s coming over.
Raven: J-Jaune…?
Yang: Yeah, we’ve got a school project we’re working on together, and Jaune wanted to get ahead of the game. So he asked if he could come over here so we could work on it. Is that okay?
Raven: Jaune coming over here…? T-That’s fine! I’m totally fine with that tasty snack…?! I mean! That fine young man coming over here. W-When is coming over…?
Yang: In… half an hour-ish?
Raven: Half an hour? That gives me plenty of time… Time for a shower, and time to put on something spicy~!
Yang: What was that?
Raven: Nothing! Go, and save your girlfriend!
Yang: She’s not my girlfriend, Mom!
Raven: And, I’m not about to get laid, now get going!
Yang: Alright! Alright! I’m going.
Yang: …
Yang: Wait, ‘Get laid?’
Ruby: Mom?
Summer: Yes, sweaty~?
Ruby: What are you wearing?
Summer: A bikini.
Ruby: Why?
Summer: Well, your friend, Jaune is coming over to help clean the pool, so I thought I’d give him a show~!
Ruby: A what?
Summer: I thought I’d get a suntan.
Ruby: Oh… Then why are you taking the sunscreen?
Summer: So I don’t get sunburned silly.
Ruby: Okay, do you want me to…?!
Summer: No! No, noo, no. I’ll ask, Jaune to put it on~! That way I get those big muscular hands all over me, feeling me up~! Oh gods~!
Ruby: What was that mom?
Summer: Nothing~!
(Ding dong~!)
Summer: Oh? That must be my boy toy~! Coming!
Ruby: Boy what…?
Jacques: Willow! Where are you! Blasted, where is that drunkard!
Willow: …
Jaune: …
Willow: Well, that was close…
Jaune: Yeah… too close.
Willow: Jacques would have thrown an absolute fit if he caught one of, Weiss’s friends snooping about the mansion.
Jaune: I wasn’t snooping, I was lost.
Willow: In a supply closet?
Jaune: I thought it was, Weiss’s room.
Willow: Not even close dear.
Jaune: Okay… but can you open the door, you shoved us in here to get away from, Jacques, and this broom closet is rather cramped.
Willow: No can do… my hands are stuck here… Feeling your broad chest~! Y-You’ll have to open the door yourself.
Jaune: Okay fine… where is the door knob…? Eh? What is this, a pillo…?!
Willow: Ohh~!
Jaune: Ahh?! S-S-S-Sorry! I didn’t mean to…?!
Willow: Jaune?
Jaune: Y-Y-Yeah…?!
Willow: Harder~!
(Ziiiip!)
Athena: So tell me, why are you in such a panic to clean up, our already clean house?
Pyrrha: Ooooh… My teammates are coming over, so I wanted to spruce the place up for their visit.
Athena: Your teammates…? Does that mean… Jaune is coming too…?
Pyrrha: Yeah, he’s coming too.
Athena: I see… Well, then I hope he’ll enjoy visiting us in our humble abode~!
Pyrrha: Uhh… Mom? Your top has come undone.
Athena: It’s a little hot here, I just want to cool off.
Pyrrha: It’s not hot in here at all?
Athena: Oh~? What makes you think that?
Pyrrha: Mom, your top has come undone again.
Athena: So it has.
Pyrrha: Mom, I can see you bra.
Athena: And?
Pyrrha: Mom, do up your blouse, unless you want my friends to stare at your breasts.
Athena: So long as it’s him, I don’t mind if he stares, or even copes a feel. I’ll be very happy by the end of it all~!
Pyrrha: C-Cope a feel? Who are you talking about?
Carla: So that’s the, ‘loser twerp’ you’ve been bullying?
Cardin: Yeah, his name is, Jaune Arc, complete loser.
Carla: Jaune Arc…? Jaune ArrrrrrrrrC~! Hmm… Rolls off the tongue.
Cardin: Pff! That’s part of the idiot’s stupid catch phrase.
Carla: What catch phrase?
Cardin: “The nAme’S JaUNe ArC; roLLLs of tHE tonGUE! LaDIEs Love it” Pff! How stupid can you be?
Carla: ‘Love’s it?’ So, he is the boy you are being forced to apologize to?
Cardin: Yeah, the teacher says they’ll end my two month long detention early if I apologize to him… I have no intention of apologizing to that loser.
Carla: I see… You know what, Cardin. How about I apologize on your behalf?
Cardin: You’ll do that?
Carla: Of course! He may not accept it, but he’ll at least get that apology he is owed.
Cardin: You’ll do that? Thanks, Mom. I probably would have decked him in the face if I went over there to apologize to the loser.
Carla: Then I best go over there. Don’t worry sweetie, I’ll make sure he accepts your apology. After all, what better apology can a boy get than fucking his bully’s own mother~?
Cardin: W-What was that…?
Ruby: Amethyst, honey? Why are you dressed so… slutty?
Amethyst: Oh… uhh… Parent teacher conference is tonight…
Ruby: I’m aware…
Amethyst: Yeah… so… Professor Arc is coming over to…?!
Ruby: Jaune?! J-Jaune’s coming over here?
Amethyst: Yeah, he told me so himself.
Ruby: So, you’re dressing like a slut to seduce him?
Amethyst: Yeah… That is the plan…
Ruby: Nonono! That won’t work at all honey! He won’t give you so much as a fleeting glance if you dress up like some common harlot!
Amethyst: He won’t?
Ruby: No! You need to dress in something more conservative, something that shows nothing, but something that emphasizes everything~!
Amethyst: Like what?
Ruby: I’ll show you after I’ve seduce him~!
Amethyst: What?! But, I want to sleep with him first!
Yang: Hey, Ruby, how did the paintball game go?
Ruby: It was great?!
Yang: What happened?
Ruby:
Yang: Again?
Ruby: For five hours!
Yang: Ouch!
Blake: Wasn't, Jaune with you?
Ruby: It was, Pyrrha's turn to have him as a spotter! I got stuck waiting for something to happen, anything to happen! While, Pyrrha got to stay with, Jaune all day! I wanted to go home with a limp, not her gods dammit!
Yang: You wanted a what?!
Blake: Oh... so that's how she pulled a muscle...
Jaune: Hey, Ruby... I know I'm just your Gundam's mechanic, and all. But, I have to ask... why is your uniform so... so tight... and, why isn't it one solid piece?
Ruby: Oh it's simple really; It's for ease of access.
Jaune: It makes it easier to get into you, Gundam, really?
Ruby: Yeah... something like that~!
Jaune: It makes what easier then?
Ruby: (Smiles, and walks away.)
Jaune: It makes what easier? It makes what easier to access, Ruby?! Tell me! Tell Meeee!
Jaune: …
Ruby:
Nora: ...?
Jaune: ...
Nora: So... this is why you agreed to go running with, Ruby?
Jaune: Yep.
Nora: Gonna work up a good sweat while running?
Jaune: More so after we had a shower…
Nora: …?
Nora: Oh…!
Nora: …
Nora: Nice.
(BANG!)
Ruby: Hey, Jaune?
Jaune: Yeah?
Ruby: When you act as my spotter during missions…
(BANG!)
Ruby: Why are you always behind me?
Jaune: I’m your spotter, that doesn’t mean I have to be right next to you, does it?
Ruby: Well yeah, but…
(BANG!)
Ruby: Why behind me?
Jaune: I just get a better view from behind you.
Ruby: Oh, okay… I guess…?
Jaune: Yeah, it provides a much better…
(BANG!)
A tanned skin, Ruby Rose who is trying to seduce, Jaune by flaunting her mature body.
Or, Oscar, and Ruby’s daughter who has a thing for older men.
Take your pick.
“Oscar, and Ruby’s daughter who has a thing for older men.”
i made my choise
Alright then.
Ruby: Yes, Jaune?
Jaune: I’m going to be blunt when I say this… Ama (Short for Amethyst) has been coming on to me…
Ruby: And?
Jaune: Ruby? Your daughter, who is more half than half my age, is flirting with me!
Ruby: So…?
Jaune: Ruby, Ama has snuck into my room, with nothing but a sweater, and her underwear on, and try to seduce me!
Ruby: What colour were they?
Jaune: Ruby?! Your daughter is trying to sleep with me?! Why aren’t you upset about your daughter flirting with your friend who’s barely older than you?!
Ruby: And, are you gonna fuck her, or what?
Jaune: RUBY?!
Ruby: Look, Jaune… Ama is a young woman with impeccable taste in men, if she wants to sleep with you, I’m all for it!
Jaune: What…?
Ruby: But, if you are feeling bad about sleeping with my daughter, you can sleep with me first, and then, Ama~!
Jaune: You want me to sleep with you, and your daughter?!
Ruby: Yes, yes I do. Listen, Jaune… the best part of my marriage to, Oscar was the creation of my darling little, Amethyst. But, that took so… so many tries that sex with the man became an absolute chore… His pine cone couldn’t work it, you know?
Jaune: I don’t want to know such things about your ex…
Ruby: All I’m saying, Jaune is that you can take both, Rose woman, and do what you want with; Ama wants to have the man she loves take her chastity, while I want to have some… adjustments made~!
Jaune: What the fuck…?
Ruby: Not what: Who. Specifically me, and my daughter~!
Jaune: Okay hypothetically, if we did that… Would, Ama even be up to a threesome with her mother?
Amethyst: FUCK YEAH I WOULD!
Jaune: The hell?!!
Jaune on a date with his girlfriend:
“Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!”
‘Click.’
Jaune: …
Jaune: …
Jaune: …
Jaune: (Deep breath)
Jaune: Haaa…
Jaune: …
Nora: Uhh…? You… you okay, Jaune?
Jaune: It’s nothing, Nora… Just a dream… just another…
Jaune: Nightmare…
Ruby: Hey, Jaune! Want to see the, Zaku I made?
Jaune: You're into, Gundam?
Ruby: Yeah! Big mechsuits with big guns! Who doesn't like that?!
Jaune: Weiss?
Ruby: Weiss is lame!
Weiss: Hey?!
Jaune: True.
Weiss: HEY?!
Jaune: Sure, I'd like to see it.
Ruby: Awesome You're gonna love it!
Jaune: I'm sure I will. Knowing you it will be...
Jaune: Weird...?
Ruby: Do you like it?
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Smash.
Ruby: ...?!
Ruby: Uhhhhh… M-M-Me, or the Zaku?
Jaune: Yes.
Ruby: ...
Ruby: YES!
