The Misadventures of J. Arc

NNN: RI

Rin: Okay... What's with this... intervention?

Rin: And, more importantly, why am I tied to a chair?!

Pyrrha: Rin... You know we love you...

Nora: And, that we care for you...

Rin: Thank you...?

Pyrrha: And, we know you've been having a hard time...

Nora: And, that this is usually a guy thing...

Pyrrha: But, because of your recent interests...

Rin: W-What interests?

Nora: You porn tags...

Rin: Wait, what?!

Pyrrha: We thought it best to hold an intervention...

Rin: Nora! Did you hack my phone again?!

Nora: We're doing this for your own good...

Rin: Doing what?!

Pyrrha: As of right now, November 1... You, Lian Rin are here by doing the, No Nut November challenge!

Rin: What?! Why do I have to do that?!

Nora: Cause you're thirsty girl!

Rin: What?

Pyrrha: You're lusting for our team leader has gotten out of hand.

Nora: Seriously girl, you got issues.

Pyrrha: And, we understand, we all are in love with, Jaune...

Nora: And, really want to bang him!

Pyrrha: Massively so! But, you... you have issue girl...

Rin: What issues?

Pyrrha: Nora... the evidence...

Nora: The EVIDENCE!

Rin: Oh no... the evidence...

Nora: Exhibit A: The Porn Tags!

Rin: Oh no! The evidence?!

Nora: Ahem! We have the following tags: Male on Female. Straight. Asian. White. Human. Blond. Brunette. Cumshot. Creampie. Breeding...

Rin: Oh gods...

Nora: There are more, many more tags that can be mentioned, but those just display how she wants, Jaune to take her.

Rin: H-How do you know it's about, Jaune it could be about any blond?

Pyrrha: Nora...

Nora: Exhibit B! The Photos~!

Rin: W-What...?!

Pyrrha: She has photos of, Jaune?

Nora: A lot of photos... Ohhh~!

Pyrrha: What's, ohh? Oh! Ohhh~!

Nora: Oh, Jaune looks good when wet~!

Pyrrha: Ohh~! Look at those glistening abbs~!

Nora: Oh mommy liky~!

Rin: Hey! Give those back! Or, at least let me see them too...

PN: NO!

Rin: Nawww...

Pyrrha: Ahem!

Pyrrha: Because of this... and, your overall desire to sleep with, Jaune, to do... certain things that we will not attempt until at least we graduate, Beacon!

Nora: We?

Rin: We~?

Pyrrha: We are forcing you to do, NNN! And, if you fail you will not be allowed to have sex with, Jaune a month to the day you failed!

Rin: What, no?!

Pyrrha: But, if you succeed you can... can...?

Nora: You play out your number one fantasy with, Jaune!

Rin: REALLY?!

Pyrrha: But, on the pill! You're too young for that missy!

Rin: Oh... okay...

Pyrrha: Good! Nora, release the prisoner!

Nora: Was it too tight, Rinny?

Rin: A little... I don't understand how, Ruby could be into that...

Nora: Ruby's into what now?

Jaune: Uhh girls...?

NPR: Yes, Jaune~?

Jaune: Uhhh... I need some help... n-n-now please...

Pyrrha: What's wrong?

Jaune: Someone spiked the punch bowl at Ruby's birthday party... probably, Yang all things considering... But, uhhh... it... it wasn't with alcohol...

Nora: What does that mean?

Jaune: It... It means...

NPR: ...?

Jaune: It means this...

Nora: Oh...

Pyrrha: My...

Rin: Gods...!

Jaune: Uhh... a little help...?

NPR: ...

Pyrrha: Rin?

Rin: Y-Yes...?

Pyrrha: The challenge starts tomorrow.

Rin: Fuck ya! Come here you!

Jaune: Whoa hey?!

B, or T?

Arslan: Hey, Jaune?

Pyrrha: Jaune?

Jaune: Yeah?

Arslan: Belly~?

Pyrrha: Or, thighs~?

AP: Which will you choose~?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Both… both is good.

How Are We Doing?

Pyrrha: Nora, how are we doing?

Nora: Sexy, but not like we're trying to.

Nora: I mean, we're trying, but it's almost effortlessly.

Pyrrha: I meant about the fight.

Nora: Oh...

Nora: That, Arslan girl is trying to seduce, Jaune. Because, she thinks she will beat you if she does. Somehow.

Pyrrha: THAT WHORE?!!

Nora: Uh oh...

Pyrrha: Get away from my man you slut!

Arslan: Make me, bitch!

Nora: ...

Reese: ...

Nora: Was that a good thing I just did...?

Reese: Uhhh...?

(KA-BOOOM!!!)

Jaune: Whhhhhhy...?!

Reese: No... no it was not...

Nora: Ohhh... Jaune's gonna yell at me now...

'A Lady's Face is Like the Dessert; Everyday she has a Different Face.'

Coco: Jaune, I have an important question for you!

Jaune: What's up, Coco? Hi, Ren.

Ren: Hi, Jaune.

Coco: Now then, let me pose an interesting question to you! How could you make, Ren look more like a girl?

Jaune: Simple: Just make him wear makeup.

Coco: No that's...?

Coco put her hand in her chin as she inspected, Ren's face.

Coco: Actually no, that would have worked, that would have worked very easily...! But, no! That's not how we do it!

Coco: Entirely...

Jaune: Then, how do we do it?

Coco: First off we put up a screen!

Jaune: Eh?

Suddenly, a dividing screen appears, blocking Jaune's vision.

Jaune: What, where did you...?

Coco: Next we strip them!

Jaune: Wha?

Ren: WHAT?!

Jaune suddenly sees, Ren's clothes being tossed over the divider: Down from her shoes to his dress shirt.

Jaune: Uhhh?

Coco: We apply some light make up~!

Ren: Hey, wait?!

Coco: A chop to the throat to readjust the voice~!

Ren: A what?

(Thwack!)

Ren: (Cough cough cough!) The hell, Coco?!

Jaune: D-Did his voice get higher?

Coco: And, lastly we get rid of the bindings~!

Jaune: Bindings?

Ren: Wait, no!

Jaune suddenly saw several Velcro straps flying over the divider. One particular large binding landing his hands. He looked over the binding in his hand, wondering why the hell, Ren was wearing this.

Jaune: Ren, why do you have these things...?

Coco: It's simple, Jaune! How else was he supposed to stay hidden?

Jaune: What the hell are you talking abou...?

Coco pushed the divider aside to show a, Coco with a large smug smile, and standing next to her was a brunette girl with an plump things, and a sizeable chest.

Jaune: Uhh?! W-W-W-What the hell?!! I-Is that...?! Is that you, REN?!

Coco: Ahh-Ah-Ah~! You'd be mistaken there, Jaune! May I present to you, Lie Rin~!

Jaune: R-Rin?! Ren?! No, Rin... AHH?! The hell?! Have you been a girl the whole time?!

Rin: Ahh... y-yeah... I have always been a girl... S-Surprise...?

Jaune: Why?!

Rin: N-Nora thought I was a boy, and it just sorta stuck... but then puberty hit, and I... Well, I just wrapped them up, and... yeah...

Jaune: And, you knew this, Coco?!

Coco: Yep~!

Jaune: How?!

Coco: Woman's intuition~!

Jaune: I'd call bullshit, but I have seven sisters, and a mother who have been using that line on me for years, so yeah.

Rin: I'm sorry for lying to you, Jaune... I just got used to dressing like... like, Ren that I couldn't stop.

Jaune: That's... okay? Wait, Nora obvious knows this. She has an unexpected knowledge on many, many things... It's scary what she knows about...

Rin: Quite scary...

Jaune: But does, Pyrrha know?

Rin: Yeah... I told her after that incident with the Boartusks, and those mud holes.

Jaune: Cause the three of you feel in the mud, and had a shower together?

Rin: Yeah, pretty much...

Jaune: Wait... Shower...?! You've were staring at my junk that day!

Rin: What?! N-No I wasn't!

Jaune: Bullshit! You were looking at me so long that there is no way you didn't see my four inches!

Rin: What, you're not four inches, you're at least seve...?! EEEP?!

Jaune: I fucking knew it!

Coco: Seven inches?! That explains why he refuses to wear speedos...

Jaune: That's it missy! We need to have a private chat!

Rin: Whoa hey, Jaune?!

Jaune grabbed, Rin's hand, and pulled her towards their dorm room. As they were leaving, they walked by, Nora, and Pyrrha who offered, Rin a wave as they walked by.

Nora: So, how did it go?

Coco: Quite well if I say so myself.

Pyrrha: He may be upset, but I'm sure they can work things out.

Nora: Jaune-Jaune may be angry, but they'll be able to work things out.

Coco: Considering how big he was getting, I think they can find several things to talk about~!

Pyrrha: Jaune's seven inches soft you know.

Coco: S-Soft?! Then how big is he?!

NP: Ten inches.

Coco: Holy shit...

Coco: Well, we'll know how well their chat goes, based on how much she'll be limping in the morning~!

Nora: Hehehe~1

Pyrrha: ...

Pyrrha: You want to have a go with him too, don't you, Coco?

Coco: Fuck yes I do!

Pyrrha: do you mind if we...?

Nora: Only if we all do it together...

Coco: ...

Pyrrha: ...

Coco: Fuck it, I'm game~!

Pyrrha: Oh, this is going to be fun~!

English: "How are Jaune and Coco with respect to Pyrrha, with her Amazon aesthetic?"

Didn't I say I don't speak, Spanish? I'm not upset that you sent this in, Spanish. But, didn't I say I only speak/write bad, English?

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The Amazon's Fashion

Coco: Hmm...

Pyrrha: ...?

Jaune: Hmm.

Pyrrha: Uhh... is something wrong guys?

Coco: It's perfect!

Jaune: Flawless!

Coco: Her outfit is flawless!

Jaune: She looks absolutely divine!

Coco: Any complaint about her outfit are merely about function, rather than style!

Pyrrha: What's wrong with my outfits functionality?

Coco: Your outfit shows allot of skin, makes it improper for combat attire!

Jaune: But, they amount of skin you're showing, and where you're showing it: MmmPH~!

Coco: Mama likey~!

Pyrrha: W-What?!

Coco: The corset perfectly supports your round full breasts, giving them a much larger, desirable appeal~!

Pyrrha: What?!

Jaune: I chide myself on where my mind wanders when I look at those heavenly breasts...

Pyrrha: W-Where does it wander...?

Coco: The gape in your armour that displays her waist, and her bellybutton drags ones eyes to linger on her waist to take in all it's splendor.

Pyrrha: W-Where are your eyes lingering...?

Jaune: I want to grab her waist, and rub my fingers across her toned belly.

Pyrrha: H-How high will your fingers go...?

Coco: And, the thigh gap. Oh gods the thigh gap~! I love a woman with thick, plump thighs showing off all that skin~!

Jaune: I want her to crush my head between those thighs.

Pyrrha: Y-You want me to what?!

Jaune: All in all, Pyrrha's combat attire is fashionably perfect!

Coco: And, she is so hot that I too, like, Jaune. Want to bang her!

Pyrrha: W-Wait... You both want to sleep with me...?

Jaune: ...

Coco: ...

Jaune: Coco! The hell?! Why did you have to say that out loud?!

Coco: Shut up! You know how I get when I get aroused!

Jaune: I thought we fixed that bad habit of yours! Remember the hell, Winter Schnee put us through when you said that to her?!

Coco: I couldn't help it; She is hot!

Pyrrha: Uhh... Guys...?

Jaune: Uhh... yes...?

Coco: Yes, Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: Do you... Do you want it to do it... together... o-or one at a time...?

Coco: ...

Jaune: ...

Pyrrha: ...

Coco: Together?

Jaune: Together.

JC: Together.

Pyrrha: Yes!

The Look

Pyrrha: Hey, Jaune? What’s the best way you can tell if someone is in love with another person?

Jaune: Well… if that person is giving them the look.

Pyrrha: A look?

Jaune: No, the look.

Pyrrha: The look. What is that?

Jaune: The look is a look that a person gives to someone they love; someone they adore, someone that means the world to them. The look is meant to convey the unspoken adoration, and devotion one person has for another. You could call it a lovers stare, but the look has more soul, and essence to it. A lovers stare however, could easily be misinterpreted as a lustful smile. The look unto itself is a smile of love, that like itself is undefinable. I may have been describing it to you, but it is a look that one feels in their very soul, each unique to that individual, thus it is indescribable for that singular individual to express the look to another. Or, at the very least, how their look compares to another.

Pyrrha: The look… I’ve never seen that look before.

Jaune: That’s the tragic, yet beautiful irony of the look. The individual who is at the reviving end of the look is never looking at the person giving them the look. And, if they dare to look at the person with love in their eyes, they look away, a playful bashfulness, a calm demeanour, or a simple blank expression. It matters not which, they will never see the person who is hopelessly in love with them give them that gaze. But, in the rare, the one in a trillion moment they may see the look in the face of the one who loves them.

Pyrrha: W-What… what is that moment?

Jaune: That one moment only happens under one particular circumstance: That the person they are giving the look to, is giving them that exact same look back at them. That is the one in a trillion moment, the moment where a dup find true love. The truest of all loves.

Pyrrha: Wow… I never knew one could be giving such a look to another person.

Jaune: The thing about the look is that it is often done subconsciously. You just stare at the person you adore, that you love from the bottom of the very depths of your soul, giving them the look. The other person none the wiser that you looking at them in such a way.

Pyrrha: Have you ever seen someone give another person the look before?

Jaune: Maybe. It’s hard to tell if someone is receiving the look. But, if they ever saw that someone was giving them the look… who knows what could have happened. Or… what wouldn’t have happened if they saw that they were given the look.

Jaune: …

Jaune: …

Jaune: …

Jaune: Who knows what could have happened if I only knew that you were giving me the look…

Jaune: Who knows…

Pyrrha: MFE

Nora: Pyrrha! I give you the ultimate game of, MFE!

Pyrrha: I don't want to do this. I mean, I'm against slavery, I can't enslave someone!

Nora: You will once I tell you who people are you'll be choosing from!

Nora: First off, we have good-boi, Jaune Arc!

Jaune: Hi, Pyrrha! Has. Nora been hitting the syrup again, she's acting... weirder than normal.

Pyrrha: Possibly? It's hard to tell.

Nora: Next, we have with withered old knight, the Rusted Knight, Jaune Arc!

RK Jaune: Hello, Pyrrha. It's... It's nice to see you again...

Pyrrha: H-H-Hi, Jaune...

Nora: And, last, but not least! We have our leader from another universe, Jeanne Arc!

Jeanne: Hey, Pyrrha! Whoa... Jaune aged like fine wine...

Pyrrha: That he did.

Nora: So, are you ready to make your choices, Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: I am. I will fuck... normal...? Jaune.

Jaune: Wait, what?! Why me?

Pyrrha: You are the, Jaune Arc I fell in love with in, Beacon. You are the first man I ever fell in love with. If I have to give my first time to anyone, It would be to you, Jaune, and only you, Jaune.

Jaune: Oh... I'm honoured you seem me in such a light, Pyrrha.

Nora: That was beautiful. Who's next?

Pyrrha: Next, I will marry, Rusted Knight, Jaune Arc~!

RK Jaune: Oh? And, tell me, my noble warrior; Why do you seek my hand in marriage?

Pyrrha: Noble warrior~? Ahem! Well... as much I love, Normal Jaune, and hope to marry him one day...

Jaune: Wait, really?!

Pyrrha: But, good gods~! I've never be more aroused in my entire life just looking at the man~! I mean, just look at the beard on that man~! And, can you imagine how he will look once he takes off that armour~? If I marry him, I will have him all to myself~! And, we can do whatever we want together, whenever we want~!

RK Jaune: Oh.

Nora: Need a drink, Pyrrha? Cause damn you are thirsty girl!

Pyrrha: Quiet. Now lastly, I will have to enslave, Jeanne.

Jeanne: What?! Why am I being enslaved?!

Pyrrha: Because you need to be punished.

Jeanne: Punished? Punished for what?!

Pyrrha: For hurting my. Jaune so much.

Jeanne: What?

Pyrrha: Granted, it wasn't you hurting my, Jaune so much. But, since I can't punish those fools for hurting my, Jaune. I will hurt you, I will punish you, and make sure you learn the pain your friends wrought upon, Jaune. I will break you, and make you beg for my touch! I will make you understand the pain I felt for the man I love. And, you will enjoy it in the end. Won't you, Pet~?

Jeanne: Y-Y-Yes, Mistress...

Jaune: ...

RK Jaune: ...

Nora: ...

Nora: Fuck that's hot...

Jaune: MFE

Nora: Hey, Jaune?

Jaune: Yes?

Nora: Wanna play a game?

Jaune: No... The last time I played one of your dwarf games I broke three ribs.

Nora: Nononono! We won't be playing such games! The others said they would punish me again of I did...

Jaune: Oh, that's good. Okay, what is this game?

Nora: MFE! It's like, MFK, but instead of killing someone you enslave them!

Jaune: Enslave?! Nora, I am a holy paladin of the, Rusted Knight Order1 You know how I feel about slavery! We have gone out of our way many times to kill slavers! Do you think I would allow such a thing, let along play a game with such a thing?!

Nora: Relax, relax, relax! You're not actually going to do such a thing! You're just saying of the three woman I give you, which one would you do it to.

Jaune: The hell is the difference?!

Nora: Okay, just think about it as kinky roleplay, no slave markings, and things like that, okay?

Jaune: Grrrrr! Fine! We'll play your stupid little game, if only to get you to shut up.

Nora: Awesome! Okay, your choices are! Our wood elf friend, Pyrrha Nikos!

Pyrrha: M-M-Me?!

Nora: Our lofty queen, the high elf, Winter Schnee!

Winter: I am considered a form of royalty among the elves, Nora.

Nora: And, our mysterious dark elf of the party, Cinder Fall.

Cinder: MFE? Hmmm... This should be fun~!

Jaune: Elf's? You want me to play a game where I have to 'enslave' one of the players, and they happen to be an elf?!

Nora: Ya!

Jaune: Nora?! Do you have any idea how many slave rings I've broken up that didn't have at least one elf slave in it! I immediately assume that an elf is a slave of some sort if she has any brandings, and chains on her!

Cinder: Ohhh! So that's why he was so worried about me when we first met. I thought it was because I was a dark elf.

Winter: It is nice to see that he cares so much about us. In his own strange way,

Pyrrha: I think it's nice that he cares about us so much even if it's a little strange.

Nora: Yeah, so?

Jaune: WE are going to have some serious words after this, Nora...

Nora: Okay...

Jaune: I'm gonna do the 'enslave' part first to get it out of the way. So I will 'enslave...'

Jaune: Cinder...

Cinder: Oh? Can I ask why?

Jaune: Do I have to...?

Cinder: Please?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Haa... Considering you're a dark elf, and you have a habit of tying people up in various ways, and quite quickly at that! I thought you would be the least upset at being... enslaved.

Cinder: Upset about being enslaved? Well, if I was enslaved by someone like that Cardin, or Mercury fellow's we arrested the other day. I would have been quite... furious. But, if it was you, Jaune~? If it was you who enslaved me... Well, I think I would quite enjoy it, Master~!

Jaune: Y-You would?!

Cinder: You, binding my hands, wrapping a collar around my neck, dragging me through the streets for all to see that you own me. And, to see that all I was wearing was some rags that barely covered my body. You taking your searing hot rode, and reshaping my body to perfectly fit around you? Oh, I would quite enjoy that, Master~!

Pyrrha: I would like that too!

Jaune: You would?!

Pyrrha: I would worship the ground you walk on, Master! I would be your foot stool to rest your feet upon! I would allow you to take your frustrations of dealing with, Nora's antics upon my body as a badge of honour! I will beg to receive your disciplinary touch, and allow me to use my body as your personal toy to relive your bodies stress! I am yours to us as you please, Master!

Jaune: W-W-What?! Winter! Help me!

Winter: Help you? You think I would dare help you enslave my country men! You think I would help you hold them down, to strip their bodies bare, to hold them in place as you forcefully penetrate their cores, and desecrate their chastity! To help you prepare their bodies as your brand them with your mark. Only for you to take me, bed me, fill me with your declivous, heavenly seed, to raise you child~!

Winter: Ahhh~!

Winter: No! I wouldn't like that at all!

Jaune: What the fuck?!

Nora: Ladies, ladies! Come down, you're scaring our darling paladin.

Pyrrha: I'm sorry!

Cinder: I'm sorry, I just wanted you to understand I was okay with you enslaving me.

Winter: My apologies, I let my... bodily desires get the better of me.

Jaune: What the hell?

Nora: You see here, Jaune. These find elven ladies each are in love with you, and all have a slave kink that the will only have with you, Jaune as their master~!

Jaune: She's kidding, right guys?

Cinder: Oh, I am completely head over heals for you, Jaune. And, the thought of being your slave sounds... oh so intoxicating~!

Pyrrha: I've loved you since I first met you, Jaune! It doesn't matter where, or what we do, so long as we do it together.

Winter: Your reaction to dealing with my father's behaviors. Made me understand what actual affection, and love was like. And, I want to continue experiencing that love with you.

Jaune: You, you guys really feel that way..?

Pyrrha: Yes!

Winter: Of course!

Cinder: Always~!

Jaune: Guys...

Nora: So that's how you're going to do things fearless leader?

Jaune: What am I going to do, Nora?

Nora: You're going to marry all three of these beautiful elven woman, and you're going to enact their enslavement fantasies when you fuck them! That's how it's going to happen, right ladies?

Jaune: I should do all of that?!

Pyrrha: Marrying, Jaune~?!

Cinder: Mrs Cinder Fall Arc~? Oh now that sounds lovely~!

Winter: Marrying the man I love, and pissing off my father in the process; What better gift could I ask for? What do you say, Jaune~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Well... I wouldn't really mind it... if it was you three.

Pyrrha: YES!

Winter: That's wonderful!

Cinder: Then let's consummate the marriage at once then!

WP: Yes!

Jaune: What?

Cinder: Let's go ladies!

Jaune: Whoa hey?! Nora?! Nora help me!

Nora: Wait!

Jaune: Ahh! I'm saved!

Nora: My payment?

Jaune: Payment?

Winter: Here you go, as we agreed upon: One bottle of sacred elven tree syrup for your help.

Nora: I thank you for you business. Have a nice day.

Winter: Oh, we will~!

Jaune: What?! You sold me out for a bottle of syrup?! You traitor!

Jaune:

Traitor!!!

Pyrrha: MFK III

Nora: Pyrrha~?

Pyrrha: Nora...?

Nora: Ready for another round of, MFK~?

Pyrrha: N-Nooo...

Nora: Too bad!

Nora: Now then... MFK, Rusted Knight Jaune!

Pyrrha: Oh daddy...

Nora: Grimm Jaune!

Pyrrha: Grimm... Jaune...?

Nora: And, lastly... Tentacle Jaune!

Pyrrha: ...

Nora: So! What will you do?

Pyrrha: ...

Pyrrha: Well I'd kill, Grimm Jaune...

Nora: And, why is that?

Pyrrha: Well, Jaune is a, Grimm, and I'm a huntresses, my job is to kill Grimm, soooo...

Nora: ...

Nora: Righhhhhhhhht.

Pyrrha: ...

Nora: Go on...

Pyrrha: I would marry, Rusted Knight Jaune!

Nora: Because he's a daddy?

Pyrrha: Because he's a fucking hot daddy! I mean my gods! I have never been so aroused in my whole life! I mean he had this old, tired air to him that made me want to comfort him. He had that old seasoned warrior that looked like he'd completely dom me, and I would fucking love it! And, the silver streaks in his hair! I didn't know I was into 'silver fox's,' but apparently I fucking am! So yes... I would marry, Daddy...

Nora: Don't you mean, Rust Knight Jaune?

Pyrrha: I know what I fucking said.

Nora: Okay...

Nora: So does that mean you'd fuck, Tentacle Jaune?

Pyrrha: No I would...

Nora: ...

Pyrrha: ...

Nora: ...

Pyrrha: ...

Nora: What... the absolute... fuck, Pyrrha...?!

Ruby: What was that bit after, Jaune binds you fot the third time?

Blake: Also what exactly came out of you? I missed that part.

Nora: WHAT THE HELL?!

Pyrrha: MFK II

Nora: PYRRHA!!!

Pyrrha: AHH?!! Nora, you scared the daylights out of me!

Nora: Good! You should all learn to fear me...

Pyrrha: ...

Pyrrha: Okay...?

Nora: Now then! Are you ready for the ultimate question?!

Pyrrha: N-Nooo...?

Nora: TOO BAD!

Nora: Ahem.

Nora: Merry, fuck, kill...

Pyrrha: Oh no... not again.

Nora: Werewolf Jaune!

Pyrrha: W-Werewolf Jaune...?

Nora: Vampire Jaune!

Pyrrha: Vampire Jaune~?

Nora: And...! Normal human, Jaune.

Pyrrha: Normal Jaune...

Nora: So who are you going to... Marry... Fuck... and, Kill~?

Pyrrha: What if...?!

Nora: You can't, merry, and fuck all of them! Only one!

Pyrrha: Piss!

Pyrrha: Fine...

Pyrrha: I would kill... normal, Jaune...

Nora: And, why is that?

Pyrrha: Normal Jaune isn't as... as... exciting as the others...

Nora: How exciting are they~?

Pyrrha: Well... I would marry, Vampire Jaune.

Nora: And, why is that~?

Pyrrha: Well... I like the idea of, Jaune being a vampire, and he uses his... vampire powers to enthrall me. To seduce me with his magic, and for him to bite me, and make me one of his vampire brides...

Nora: Wow... I didn't expect you to be someone who's interested in those vampire romance novels.

Pyrrha: I like a good romance novel, okay!

Nora: I see...

Nora: So... does that you mean you want to fuck werewolf, Jaune then?

Pyrrha: Y-Yeah...

Nora: But, the real question then is... How do you want him to fuck you~?

Pyrrha: ...

Nora: (Wiggles her eyebrows)

Pyrrha: ...

Pyrrha: I want him to pin me down, tear my clothes off, strip me naked, mount me, and make me his personal breeding bitch, and pump me so full that I look like the real life human equivalent of the infamous pineapple gif...

Nora: ...

Pyrrha: ...

Nora: Fuck... that sounds so hot...

Pyrrha: Tee-hee~!

Nora: That's the second time I've heard it, but it's still just as hot!

Pyrrha: S-Second time?

Nora: Yeah, I asked, Rin the same question, but she gave me a slightly different answer.

Pyrrha: Different how?

Rin: I wanted, Werewolf Jaune to pin me to the ground, forcefully ripping my clothes off until I'm wearing nothing, but shredded rages. Where he would then forcefully penetrate me with his massive searing hot rode, until he dumps me so full that he pulls out it looks like the infamous pineapple gif. And, that he does it again, and again, until I sire his children as his personal breeding bitch.

Pyrrha: ...

Nora: ...

Rin: ...

Pyrrha: Fuck, that's hot...

Nora: Told you~!

A Snipers Predicament

Yang: Hey, Ruby, how did the paintball game go?

Ruby: It was great?!

Yang: What happened?

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Ruby:

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Yang: Again?

Ruby: For five hours!

Yang: Ouch!

Blake: Wasn't, Jaune with you?

Ruby: It was, Pyrrha's turn to have him as a spotter! I got stuck waiting for something to happen, anything to happen! While, Pyrrha got to stay with, Jaune all day! I wanted to go home with a limp, not her gods dammit!

Yang: You wanted a what?!

Blake: Oh... so that's how she pulled a muscle...

Glistening In The Sunlight

Pyrrha: Jaune, why do I have to wear the mascot suit? This thing is so hot, and stuffy in here!

Jaune: You’re the only one who has the correct build for the suit.

Pyrrha: What does my build have to do with the suit,l? Practically anyone can wear this thing!

Jaune: Yeah… but, none of them have abbs that glisten with sweat in the sunlight like you do…

Pyrrha: …

Pyrrha: You’ve been making wear this thing just to check out my body?!

Jaune: I… uhhh…?! I-I regret nothing! I like checking out my smoking hot girlfriend’s body every chance I get!

Pyrrha: …?

Pyrrha: Okay… I’ll forgive you, but only if you wear the suit next!

Jaune: You want me to wear the suit?

Pyrrha: Yeah, it’s not fair that only you get a nice eye show to enjoy. I want my own sexy man with glistening abbs. We have a deal?

Jaune: …?

Jaune: My pleasure~!

Pyrrha: Perfect~!

An Inquiry About A Lady

Jaune: My darling, Coco, as a fellow coinsure of the womanly form I beseech your aid in dealing with a most perplexing question.

Coco: Oh, such flowery words to ask a favour upon me? Tell me then noble knight, why does thou beseech me for a favour?

Jaune: A lady of remarkable beauty has made it know of her desires for me.

Coco: Desires for you; In what capacity does this fair maiden desire befall upon you? If it was for bodily concerns, I know you would not desire upon my repository of knowledge for such trivial matters.

Jaune: She doth desires my body, but not for sexual desires alone I must tell you. She desires me for warmth of my soul, and the unyielding strength of character. She does thirst, a drowning thirst of the heart for a comforting embrace, an unrequested loving smile upon her arrival. The unobtainable desire of all, the desire of unrequited love.

Coco: A maiden in love? Oh, my dear noble knight~! What, an glorious opportunity that has fallen upon you, and your house~! A maiden who loves you in such a manner is one that should not be neglected in any frivolous manner. I must inquire upon your character for your inaction upon this matter? Why do you not pursue such a fair maiden who desires you so, do you not desire her heart, mind, and soul in turn?

Jaune: Tis not a matter of the heart, mind, nor the soul, for I do desire her so. I will give unto her my heart, mind, and soul gladly in turn for hers. It would be a joyous occasion that I would engrave upon my soul for me to love her so.

Coco: And, yet why does thou not pursue her so? What stays your hand? What fear falls upon your mind that restricts your heart from pursuing your desires?

Jaune: Look, look there and see the fair maiden that besieges my heart so. Gaze upon her beauty, and you will find your answers...

Coco: I will do as you ask of me. Hopefully I will find the answer that burdens your heart so...

Coco: She's a lizard girl?

Jaune: Draconian, but yeah lizard girl.

Coco: It's the claws isn't it?

Jaune: Yeah, the claws worry me.

Coco: Jaune, I know there are a lot of things that concern you with dating... What's her name?

Jaune: Py'rha Ny'kos.

Coco: There are no doubt many concerns about dating this, Py'rha Ny'kos girl, you being a human, and her being a lizard girl, and you will have to find those answers on your own. But, I will ask you this one thing, this one thing that I will guarantee that will make you desire to share your love with that girl.

Jaune: And, what is this one thing?

Coco: What dat mouth do?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: What does that mouth do...?

Immune To Propaganda

Jaune: I am a Guardsmen of the Astra Milatarum!

Jaune: A soldier who swore to fight, and die for the, God-Emperor!

Jaune: It doesn’t matter if I was captured by these vile xenos filth!

Jaune: There is nothing they can do to break me!

Jaune: I am immune to filthy, heretical, Tau propaganda!

: Hey, gue'vesa?

Jaune: What do you want, xenos… Guh?!

: Hello~! My name is, Commander Py’rha. I led the task force that you fought against.

Jaune: Uh huw…

Py’rha: I must say you put up one hell of a fight out there!

Jaune: Thanks…

Py’rha: I’m glad we took you in alive, I would have hated to have to kill you.

Jaune: I wouldn’t have liked that either…

Py’rha: Well, I hope you’re treated well here, who knows we might see each other again.

Jaune: Maybe…

Py’rha: Well, I’ll see you later; Bye~!

Jaune: Bye…

Jaune: …

Jaune: Okay…

Jaune: Maybe I am not… immune to, Tau ‘propganda…’

I Noticed

Pyrrha: Do you notice anything, Jaune?

Jaune: Of course I do, but your beauty still surprises me every day.

Pyrrha: Oh you charmer~!

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Neptune: But, did you notice… whatever it was she wanted you to notice?

Jaune: I had no idea what she wanted me to notice. I just said that, and went back to thinking about velociraptors.

Sun: I usually think about triceratops.

Neptune: Nice.