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The Misadventures of J. Arc

@arc-misadventures

I write these, not to expand upon my various story ideas, or to share them amongst the world. Nor to express my ideas for the characters, neither to brag about them… Well, partly for that reason… This is mostly just to get people to shut up.
So, expect a wide variety of Jaune Arc related stories from Fluff to Angst!
Be warned however; I’ve garnered a well earned reputation for my angst…
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Fashion in Rust

Coco: Okay, Glynda... Ruby ask us for us to pass our judgement on how fashionable the, Rusted Knight is.

Glynda: I'm not sure what's more outrageous; The fact that, The Rusted Knight is real, or that we have to do a fashion test on him.

Coco: I don't get it either, but Ruby has adamant on us doing this.

Glynda: I don't know why she was so insistent on us doing that. She must know something we don't.

Coco: Must be... Only question know is what does she know that we don't...?

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Coco: Okay! Where is the, Rusted Knight!

Glynda: We, Beacon's Fashion Trio, minus one member who is missing, are here to render judgement on the, Rusted Knights taste in fashion!

Coco: So, prepare to face our judgment Rusted... Knight...?

GC: ...

Coco: Damn...

Glynda: Oh... I uhhh... I did not expect him to be so... Ravishing~!

Coco: I read the, Ever After as a child... but, gods damn! I knew the, Rusted Knight was considered handsome. But, I didn't expect him to be so hot!

Glynda: Okay, lets do this... We can do this...

Coco: Can we?!

Glynda: Yes we can do...?!

: Oh? Why hello there...

Coco: FUUUUUCK! He sounds hot too?!

Glynda: This is so not fair!

: It's very nice to see you again, Glynda.

Glynda: Y-You know who I am?

: And, you know me.

Glynda: I do?

: And, hello to you as well, Coco. It's nice to see you as well.

Coco: You know who I am too? How...?

: Well... Beacon's Fashion Trio is united again. So tell me, how did I fair?

Coco: Perfect! You look fantastic!

Glynda: And, very attractive! No, wait? What do you mean by, ' again?'

: Oh yes, the helmet... Let me...

: Ahh... That's better...

Glynda: No way...

Coco: Holy fuck... Jaune?!

Jaune: Yeah, it's me, Jaune Arc... I am the, Rusted Knight.

Glynda: Oh...

Coco: Okay... Uhhh... First off it's nice to see you're alive, Jaune!

Glynda: Absoutly wonderful to know you're still with us!

Coco: But, uhh... T-The fashion trio needs to take a sidebar!

Jaune: Alright then.

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Coco: Okay.. Jaune's freaking hot!

Glynda: There is no doubt about that!

Coco: I admit, I always that, Jaune was attractive, I even fantasized about us doing it a few times.

Glynda: I admit, so did as well. Why, I often imagined, Jaune taking me on my desk, or playing out naughty teacher student fantasies with him.

Coco: That's hot... But, gods damn! He went from seven to a twelve in an instant!

Glynda: That rugged beard, and the fox tail fit him so well!

Coco: And, he became such a hot silver fox on top of that! I want to fuck him so bad!

Glynda: So do I!

Coco: ...

Glynda: ...

Coco: We're going to fuck him aren't we?

Glynda: Absolutely.

Coco: Fuck yes!

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Coco: Jaune we've made our judgement!

Jaune: Oh, and how did I do?

Glynda: You're so hot that we've decided to fuck you.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: B-Beg pardon...?

Coco: we're going to have sex. Now.

Jaune: N-Now...?

Glynda: Now~!

Jaune: ...

Jaune Alright then~!

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Why you may ask?

Because it was requested.

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Back Pain

Glynda: Haaa... Ozpin, and his antics are a pain in the back.

Jaune: I thought those huge mommy milkers of yours were the cause of your back pain, not, Ozpin. Although it does makes sense, considering it's, Ozpin.

Glynda: ...

Jaune: Allow me to hold them for you ma'am, to ease your pain.

Glynda: ...

Glynda: That is the nicest way anyone has said anything sexual about my breasts, and reason for them to touch them.

Jaune: So does that mean...?

Glynda: Hmmm.. You do give great back massages... Let's see how good those hands of yours are at the front then~!

Jaune: My pleasure.

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MFK Goodwitch: Qrow, Tai, And Rusted Knight Jaune.

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Glynda: MFK II

Glynda: Miss Valkyrie... Why are you making me do this?

Nora: Because I can!

Glynda: Haaa... Must I?

Nora: Yes.

Glynda: Even if I let cut your three week detention for destroying the kitchen down to three days?

Nora: No.

Glynda: Haaa... Very well. Tell me who the poor fools of this game of MFK are...

Nora: Our contestants today are!

Nora: Qrow Branwen!

Qrow: Hey~!

Glynda: Oh gods...

Nora: Tai Yang Xiao Long!

Tai: Hi~!

Glynda: Mr. Xiao Long.

Nora: And, last but not least: The Rusted Knight, Jaune Arc!

Jaune: Hello, Ms. Goodwitch. It is nice to see you again.

Glynda: Oh~?

Nora: So, Ms. Goodwitch! Who will you marry, fuck, and kill~?

Glynda: ...

Glynda: First off; I'd kill, Qrow.

Qrow: What?!

Tai: Smart choice.

Qrow: What the hell man?!

Glynda: I'd say I would... sleep with, Tai... But...

Nora: But?

Tai: We were stuck in a game of spin the bottle when we were students at, Beacon. And, I spun the bottle on, Glynda, and kissed her!

Glynda: To which I promptly threw up after he did so.

Nora: What?!

Qrow: AH-hahahaha! I remember that! The second he pecked her lips, she threw up all over him! It was glorious!

Nora: Why did you do that?

Glynda: I never found, Tai to be sexually attractive like many of my fellow female students did. I did find him to be attractive, but I had not sexual interest in him at all. After we kissed though, I found him to be quite repulsive.

Nora: Why did that happen?

Glynda: I hold no grudge towards, Tai. I find him to be quite the charming individual to interact with. But, when it comes to sexual attraction, I find the man absolutely repulsive.

Tai: I understand what you mean, but still: Rude.

Nora: Why didn't you kill, Tai, instead of Qrow then?

Glynda: You have to sleep with, Cardin Winchester, but you get unlimited supply of pancakes, and syrup, would you do it?

Nora: No. Absolutely not. No way in fucking hell! I would rather die then so much as let that thing touch me!

Glynda: Now you understand.

Qrow: ...

Tai: Sorry man.

Qrow: I'm not sure it's me, or my semblance?

Glynda: Yes.

Qrow: Oh...

Tai: Ouch!

Glynda: Now, then... Hello, Daddy~!

Jaune: A-Are you talk to me...?

Glynda: Yes, you~!

Jaune: D-Does that mean you want to marry me...?

Glynda: Yes~!

Jaune: Oh... A.. Ahem... Okay then... Shall we... Shall we go then, My Lady~?

Glynda: My pleasure~!

Tai: ...

Qrow: ...

Nora: Now there goes a real man.

Qrow: What?! He literally did nothing?! He just stood there!

Nora: A real man.

Qrow: Oh come on!

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Jaune is asked FMK on his all female teammates, but instead it’s his mom asking BMI.

Body mass index? No, Breed, Mate, or Impregnate.

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BMI: Jaune

Juniper: Oh, Jaune~?

Jaune: Oh great… hell is here…

Pyrrha: What are you talking about, it’s just your mom?

Nora: Hi, Mom!

Rin: Hello, Mrs. Arc.

Juniper: Hello girls!

Jaune: What do you want mom?

Juniper: Can you answer something for me~?

Jaune: No.

Juniper: What? But, I haven’t even asked you anything.

Jaune: Aye, but it’s you, so what ever it is, is something I don’t want to answer!

Juniper: Please~!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Haa… fine ask your question… But, it better nit be MFK, or so help me!

Pyrrha: You relented pretty fast.

Jaune: She’ll keep bothering me until I finally say yes, so I might as well as get this over, and done with.

Rin: Wise choice.

Juniper: Okay, Jaune… BMI…

Jaune: BMI; the hell is that?

Juniper: Breed, Mate, and Impregnate~!

Jaune: WHAT?! What the hell is that?

Juniper: It’s things you do when you have se…?!

Jaune: I know what it is! It’s just, why are you asking me this?

Juniper: I thought you were tired of doing, MFK, so I decided go spice things up.

Jaune: Ironically I would have preferred that… Haa… okay… who are the poor victims you have chosen this time?

Juniper: I want you to BMI: Pyrrha, Rin, and Nora~!

Jaune: WHAT?!

NPR: 😳😳😳

Juniper: What? I’m simply curious what you would do with your friends if given the opportunity to, BMI.

Jaune: But, Mom, you’re asking me to do this to my…

Pyrrha: Jaune, answer the question.

Jaune: What?! Pyrrha, you can’t be…

Nora: Answer the question, Jaune.

Jaune: But, she asking me to…

Rin: Answer the question.

Jaune: But…?!

NPR: ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Jaune: Okay! Okay! Okay!

Jaune: Haa…

Jaune: I would, Mate with, Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: Why?

Jaune: Do you really want to know why?

Pyrrha: Yes!

Jaune: Okay?! Because I believe you are not ready for the other two options because you’re focusing on your career.

Pyrrha: A fair assessment.

Jaune: I’d breed, Nora…

Nora: Why?! Tell me?! What position would you take me in?! How long would you do me?! How many loads would you dump in me?!

Juniper: Oh my~!

Jaune: …?!

Jaune: I s-said, Nora because I thought she would be into it. I didn’t think she’d be that into it!

Nora: I’m totally into being breed like a brood mare by you, Jaune~!

Jaune: Uhhhhhhhhh?!?!

Pyrrha: So that’s what, Nora’s moaning in the middle of the night were about.

Ren: Like yours are any better.

Pyrrha: Y-You know?!

Jaune: And, lastly I would… I would impregnate, Rin…

Rin: Wonderful~! When shall we start!

Jaune: B-Beg pardon…?

Rin: You said you would impregnate me. Shall we get started now, or what?

Jaune: You want me to do that now?!

Rin: Yes.

Jaune: B-But, what about your career of becoming a huntress?

Rin: I much rather have a career as a housewife for our children than be a huntress.

Jaune: But, we’re still in school!

Ren: And?

Jaune: Ah?!

Jaune: Guys help me out here.

Pyrrha: Help you impregnate, Rin? Of course I’ll help~!

Jaune: Help?!

Nora: Would you be upset if you knocked me up while you impregnate, Rin?

Jaune: WAIT, WHAT?!

Rin: Come on, Jaune; let’s go start our happy family~!

Jaune: Ahh, no wait! Mom! Save me!

Juniper: Make sure to drink lots of water dear~!

Jaune: You traitor!

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Glynda: Mr. Arc…

Jaune: Yes, Professor Goodwitch…?

Glynda: You impregnated… your entire team…

Jaune: Yeah… Mom, put ideas in their heads, and well… that happened.

Glynda: I see… Juniper getting involved would certainly answer things… But, let me ask you something.

Jaune: Yes, Professor?

Glynda: Why wasn’t I involved in this game of BMI?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Eh…?

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Forklift Certified

Jaune: Hey, Blake did you know I'm forklift certified?

Blake: That's nice...?

Jaune: Yeah, I need it so I can lift that dump truck ass of yours~!

Blake: ...

Blake: Can you believe this guy?

Yang: Let me put it this way; Either you sleep with him first, or I go first.

Blake: First?

Jaune: Then I’ll use my forklift to lift those phat tits of yours~!

Yang: Mm-mh~! Oh gods I’m so wet right now~!

Blake: UHHH?!

Pyrrha: Jaune’s forklift certified?!

Pyrrha: That’s hot~!

Blake: How?

Jaune: I’m gonna need it to lift those thic thighs of yours~!

Pyrrha: Oh gods~!

Blake: That’s… what…?

Glynda: I need to see your certification, Jaune… J-Just to be sure…

Jaune: To pick up my queen? Can do!

Glynda: Ara ara, Jaune~!

Blake: You’ve gotta be kidding me…

Kali: Instead of her little but, how about you pick up my thic phat ass instead, handsome~?

Jaune: Can do my lady!

Blake: M-Mom?!

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The Tutor

Juniper: Hello kids! How goes the tutoring?

Juniper opened the door to her sons, a one loveable goofball named, Jaune Arc to see the sixteen year old sitting at his desk working on school assignment. While his personal tutor, the twenty year old, Glynda Goodwitch helped him better understand his school assignments.

Jaune: Hmm, what?

Glynda: It is going well, Mrs. Arc. Jaune is still struggling with his physics homework, but he has improved drastically compared to when he first started.

Jaune: I have? Feels like I’m still dragging myself out of a muddy hole.

Juniper: Oh, don’t be like that, Jaune. Glynda just said so herself that you’re improving!

Jaune: But, am I?

Juniper sighed in exasperation as she listened to how defeated, Jaune sounded. Years of his sister’s bullying, and putting him down had vasty hurt his self esteem. But, just then she just had a brilliant idea.

Juniper: Glynda, I don’t suppose you could…?

Glynda: Improve, Jaune sense of self confidence? It’s not going well. But, I am trying.

Juniper: Just thought I should ask. At the very least give him advice better than what his father gave him.

Jaune: Hey! Dad’s advice is great!

Juniper: No. No it’s not sweetie.

Jaune turned back to his homework as he silently mumbled to himself.

Juniper: Well, I’ll leave you two alone. Good luck, Jaune!

Jaune: Yeah, luck will certainly help me with all of this.

Juniper rolled her eyes as she left his room. As she made her way down the stairs she suddenly stopped as she just realized she wanted to ask her son something, but she completely forgot to ask him.

She rushed back up the stairs, and flung open the door to, Jaune’s room.

Juniper: Jaune! I forgot I wanted to ask you…

As she barged into his room she was met with the sight of her son lying with his back on his bed. And, his tutor sitting on his waist, her bloused undone leaving her bra clad chest bare for all to see. She looked down to see, Jaune’s hands resting on Glynda’s dress pants as he was slowly moving up her hips. The duo had a pair of radiant blushes across their faces as, Juniper stared at the duo.

Juniper: So…

Juniper: How long has… this… been a thing…?

Glynda: A-About a month…

Juniper: And, you didn’t tell me you two were dating… You two are dating, right?

Jaune: Yeah…

Juniper: And, you didn’t tell me you two were dating because…?

Jaune: Well… she’s older than me… and my tutor so…

Juniper: Okay valid reasons. You were scared I would separate you because of that. Okay. Is this whole relationship developed around the bases of love, or lust.

Glynda: It was lust at first.

Jaune: Yeah, sexy hot teacher does things to a hormonal teenager. Hehe…?

Juniper: Wait does that mean you seduced her, Jaune?

Glynda: To be fair, he was just being a gentleman, I’m the one who shoved my tongue down his throat.

Juniper: I see… so is there any love in this relationship then, cause if so…

Jaune: W-W-Well I’m not old enough to give her a ring yet mom!

Glynda: Wait?! Are you planning on asking me to… to…?!

Jaune: Uhhh…?!

Juniper: Oh my~! Well, all though the age gap is a bit of a problem. I approve!

Jaune: Eh?

Glynda: Thank you, Mrs. Arc.

Juniper: Now you two go back to having your fun.

Jaune: Okay…

Juniper: Oh, and remember kids: Don’t use protection~!

Glynda: Don’t worry we will… Wait… Don’t?

Jaune: W-What does that mean?!

Juniper hummed to herself as she locked the door, and left his room. She will have to get him condoms anyway, she knew her son was a responsible man.

She just had to make sure they would work, properly.

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Scroll Case

Jaune: Dammit, I forgot my scroll back in my room. Hey, Yang, can I borrow your scroll?

Yang: Sure. Let me…?!

Jaune: Thanks!

Jaune reached his hand between, Yang’s cleavage, and pulled out her scroll.

Yang: H-How did you know it was there…?

Jaune: You have a scroll, and a big rack, duh.

Yang: Duh?! Dude, just because a girl has big boobs doesn’t mean she has her scroll between them!

Jaune: Do you seriously believe that? Cause you do it.

Yang: Doesn’t mean everyone else does it!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Ladies?

Glynda pulls out her scroll from between her shirts boob window.

Glynda: Does it appear like my outfit has pockets to put this anywhere?

Yang: Well, no…

May undos her binding letting her massive breast spill out before she reaches inside to grab her scroll.

May: It stays safe between my soft breasts.

Yang: Since when were you that big…?

Neo pulls out several scrolls before grabbing hers.

Neo: ‘How many cops do you think will frisk my boobs?’

Yang: Not many…?

Nora pulls out her scroll after undoing her bra revealing she was wearing a binder based upon how big she actually is.

Nora: I can use mine as a charger!

Yang: Seriously?

Willow unbuttons her dress shirt letting her ‘mommy milkers’ out to breathe before pulling out her scroll, and a flask.

Willow: The bigger they are the more pocket space they have~!

Yang: That’s a compelling argument…

Jaune: See, stacked woman everywhere do it. You do it, why don’t you think that anyone else did it too?

Yang: I don’t know, it’s just weird to think about it really.

Jaune: That’s fair.

Yang: But, I gotta ask… how?

Jaune: How, what?

Yang: You did you just reached in, and grabbed it, with absolutely no hesitation at all. You just put your hand in there, between my boobs, and you just pulled it out! How?!

Jaune: Oh, most of my sisters are stacked as hell, they hide their, and my stuff between their cleavage all the time. So, I’m pretty desensitized to reaching to grab something feom between some girls boobs.

Yang: Seriously, you just sister-zoned me, and you can just grab it like that?!

Jaune: No, like I said, I’m desensitized to doing it to woman. See…

Jaune puts his hand in, Glynda’s boob window, and pulls out her scroll.

Glynda: Oh~?!

Jaune: See, I’m totally desensitized to doing it.

Yang: But, haven’t you ever been afraid of accidentally coping a feel?

Jaune: No.

Yang: R-Really?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Did you want me to?

Yang: …

Yang: Kinda…

Jaune: Uhh… what?!

Glynda: It felt nice when you grabbed my scroll.

Jaune: Say what now?

May: I wouldn’t! Well… Maybe… But-But, only if it was you, Jaune!

Jaune: Thank you…?

Neo: ‘Wanna see how many I’m really carrying~?’

Jaune: Kinda…

Nora: You think you’ll get a shock if you try?

Jaune: That’s an odd, but an interesting question.

Willow: I more curious about what you could put in between them~!

Jaune: Now, I’m curious too…

Yang: So… Do you… do you wanna touch them…?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Yes.

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2XL Tee Shirts

Jaune: Glynda, I have to ask you something.

Glynda: What is it?

Jaune: Why do you keep buying such large teeshirts?

Glynda: What do you mean?

Jaune: You're wearing shirts that are like... two sizes to big; Why?

Glynda: Oh, simple; It’s to entice you~!

Jaune: Entice me? Entice me for what?

Glynda: For this~!

Jaune looks at, Glynda and takes in her teeshirt before looking down.

Jaune: Fuck that was fast...

Glynda: Oh my~! Do you need some help with that~?

Jaune: Please.

Glynda: My pleasure~!

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NNN with Glynda?

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NNN : G

Glynda: Jaune, tomorrow is Nov. 1, no?

Jaune: Yeah, that’s what usually happens after Oct. 31.

Glynda: Are you planning on participating in NNN?

Jaune: What, no! Only hormonal high schoolers do that!

Glynda: Jaune, you are a hormonal teenager.

Jaune: I’m not that bad!

Glynda: …?

Jaune: I’m not that bad…?

Glynda: I think you should do it.

Jaune: Beg pardon?

Glynda: I think you should participate in it.

Jaune: Why…?

Glynda: See it as a means to work on your concentration, and your will power to resist.

Jaune: Power to resist? You’re gonna try and seduce me if I was doing this…

Glynda: You need to resist temptation after all.

Jaune: And you’re the temptation…?

Glynda: Indeed. However, I do have a plan to incentivize you into completing this challenge.

Jaune: Oh…?

Glynda: If you managed to complete, NNN, I will let you do anything you want, with me.

Jaune: Anything…?

Glynda: Anything~!

Jaune: W-When do I begin…?

Glynda: Immediately.

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Day 1

Jaune: So… You’re not gonna do anything?

Glynda: Its the first day, Jaune. Wait at least a week, then I’ll do something~!

Jaune: Well… That’s unnerving…

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Day 8

Jaune was walking down the hallway, when an invisible, yet all too familiar force pull him off the ground. Jaune’s body was suddenly pulled at a high speed, Jaune thought he was pulled into something soft, very soft and warm.

Glynda: Ara-Ara~! Hello, Jaune~!

Jaune: Hi, Glynda… Did you use your semblance to send me into your chest?

Glynda: But, don’t you like it my big milkers wrapped around your head~?

Jaune: You fiend…

Glynda: Come on~! Imagine all the things you can do with these~! All you have to do is reach out and… Ow?!

Jaune: You’ll never take me alive!

Glynda: Could have pinch it a little softer…

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Day 10

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Glynda: Whoops, I dropped my pen~!

Glynda bent down to pick up her pen, bending over and showing off her tight, pencil skirt butt at, Jaune. While Jaune did admire his girlfriend’s shapely rear, he was more focused on glaring daggers at everyone who was staring at her. Something, Glynda admittedly enjoyed more than the prospect of breaking him.

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Day 12

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Glynda: Jaune.

Jaune: Yes?

Glynda: Tight school girl uniform, or Sexy maid…

Jaune: Demon seductress…

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Day 15

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Glynda: Jaune~?

Jaune: Yeah?

Glynda: UwU~!

Jaune: …

Glynda: I immediately regret my decision.

Jaune: That should give me at least a week…

Glynda: Shit…

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Day 22

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Jaune: What’s with the bat wings and the horns…? Wait, is that a tail?

Glynda: Its for my outfit.

Jaune: What outfit?

Glynda: Demon Seductress, just like you asked~!

Jaune: That’s not what I meant you vile villain?!

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Day 23

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Glynda: Do you want to help me shop for bikinis?

Jaune: Must resist the temptation!

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Day 24

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Jaune: Resist and bite, resist and bite, resist and bite…?!

Glynda: Remember, not on the neck~!

Jaune: Ahh!?!

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Day 26

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Jaune: Why is it so hot today?

Glynda: Oh, Jaune, you feeling too hot, how about a nice long popsicle to cool you off with.

Jaune: No! I’m leaving! I know what your doing and I ain’t gonna look!

Glynda: I was just going to offer him a popsicle…

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Day 29

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Jaune: Okay, Glynda do your worst!

Glynda reveals herself wearing a tight purple bunny suit, with black stockings and high heels and golden bunny ears on top.

Glynda: Seduction aside, I look damn good~! I mean, these tights really show of my legs and thighs. Not to mention this corset really shows off my curves! And is really supportive of my sizeable chest! What do you think, Jaune?!

Jaune: …

Glynda: Jaune…?

Jaune: AAAAHHH!

“Crash!”

Glynda: Jaune?! Jaune! No don’t…! Oh…? Nice landing strategy…

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Day 30, The Night of Last Day.

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Jaune: S-S-So… W-What’s the plan?! A last ditch, Hail Mary for today?! The last day?!

Glynda: Nothing. After yesterday, I admit my defeat. I mean… you literally jumped out of a fourth story window to get away from me…

Jaune: Hehe… haha…?!

Glynda: Besides, in… 3… 2… 1… Congrats, Jaune! You won! You beat No Nut November!

Jaune: Wait, seriously?!

Glynda: Yes you did, Jaune. How does it feel done?

Jaune: Horrible. Never again…

Glynda: Never again, I promise.

Jaune: Arc’s promise?

Glynda: I’m not an, Arc though?

Jaune: Would you like to become one?

Glynda: Jaune?! I oh…

Jaune: I graduate in a few months, so we don’t have to get married till then, but at the very least, I want to be with you forever. So, Glynda Angelica Goodwitch, will you marry me?

Glynda: What took you so long~?

Jaune: I love you, Glynda~!

Glynda: I love you too, Jaune~!

Jaune: Now then, it’s time for my reward~!

Glynda: Indeed it is! So, what will it be then?

Jaune: First off, put on the bunny suit.

Glynda: First off? What else are you planning on doing, Jaune?

Jaune: Don’t worry, I’ll take responsibility.

Glynda: Responsa…?! Oh… Oh~! No wonder you asked me to marry you first~!

Jaune: I’m a responsible adult. Besides after what you put me through, did you expect it to end any other way?

Glynda: Not at all. Come on, Jaune, make me a mommy~!

Jaune: With pleasure~!

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The bunny suit that almost ended it all, but the same bunny suit that started everything.

I know I described it differently, but come on it’s perfect! No?

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Kingdom of Lunaris au: Could we please have Glynda’s meeting with Jaune whereshe decides to join him and it’s decided that she shall be his Queen?

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Accession to the Throne

Glynda: This… None of this was what I was expecting…

Wojtek: And, what were ye expecting?

Glynda: Last reports I received were that this place was just a mineshaft that found a rich dust vein. That only a hundred, or so people lived out side in a small village.

Wojtek: And, ere ye are, in da midst of da, Kingdom of Lunaris! All started by a man who was once yer student.

Glynda: Mr. Arc has always been a leader, but to turn this place into a kingdom, with him as his king in a fortnight… As a teacher I hoped for him to become the best, Huntsman he could possibly be. But, to give that all up, and become a king… I don’t know how to handle such information.

Wojtek: How any one should; one bit at a time.

Glynda: Wise words indeed. It’s just… This place has a highly functional economy, a military force that puts, Atlas to shame. Underground farms that are so well maintained, and operated, that you could stay trap inside for a century, and never go hungry. Wealth, an abundance that all are treated equally. A Hunter Academy filled with promising young students I have never seen the likes before. I could dare say this place is perfect.

Wojtek: Ha! Dare say you may, but not all is well. Da oder kingdoms do demand upon us, grain, and Dust. Why, because we’s ave it, and dey want it. Da, Grimm still besach our walls, and our mines with dere accursed presence! And, above all, da King stands alone…

Glynda: Alone? But, I thought he had plenty of… Concubine’s at his side. Why does he stand alone?

Wotjek: Aye, he may have concubines; an heir to da throne is someding we need not concern ourselves with. For one among dem may be capable of baring da weight of da crown. But, what we lack is a queen. A queen capable to stand besides ‘em.

Glynda: A queen? But, why can’t one of his concubines… Ugh, I hate referring my students in such a manner. Why can’t they become his queen?

Wotjek: Dey may each be strong in dere own right. But, none of dem ave da strength, nor da wisdom it takes to wear da crown. It shows dere strength dat dey recognize dis demselves. But, it does little to ease our worries…

Glynda: What do you mean by, ‘They don’t posses the strength, nor the wisdom to wear the crown?”

Wotjek: To bare da burden of da crown, one must ave unyielding strength, unwavering courage, and wisdom beyond der years, and must be an unwavering leader in der own right to bare the weight of da crown. Dos three have not the strength nor wisdom to bare it.

Glynda: What do you mean?

Wotjek: Yang Xiao Long, da Aideen Xifeng, of Clan Azar Blades may bare strength, and power like a raging inferno. But, her fire can easily become a raging wildfire if kept unchecked. Nor does she ave experience leading oders into battle. And, she could not bare da weight of a life that is lost under her command.

Glynda: I always thought her temper was one of her greatest weaknesses. If kept unchecked it could get her killed, or someone else. And, you are right, there are reasons we never gave her command of her own team, we knew she couldn’t handle the burden it places upon someone. But, what about, Blake Belladonna? Her father is, Ghira Belladonna, surely she bares some strength of leadership.

Wotjek: Da baying cats whelp?! Ha! She has not da head for leadership.

Glynda: What do you mean?

Wotjek: Blake Belladonna, da Enver Feichín, of Clan Duibhin, may see more in da dark den others, but she sees little upon her mind.

Glynda: You’re talking about how she can easily become tunnelled vision on something. To the point where she ignores resting, and eating in some desperate need to obtain her goal.

Wotjek: I was not aware she could become so clouded in a blind pursuit of her desires… Hmm… I best warn da others of dis possibility…

Glynda: Has she been causing you much trouble?

Wotjek: Not yet, but yer words worry me. Her focus on da Fa’nis is all consuming. She demands of da King to help dem. Yet she can offer no reasoning on why we should elp dem. Da law decrees we must be given a credible reason to elp someone. Yet, she has offered no such reasoning.

Glynda: Hmmm… What about, Pyrrha Nikos, why isn’t she a candidate to be the, Queen. Surely she is one worthy of a crown?

Wotjek: Da, Davika Valda, as da, Queen?! Bahahaha! Such a notion is a poor idea!

Glynda: And, why is that?

Wotjek: Da, Davinka Valda may be a great warrioress, and da King’s Champion. She has not da spine to lead, the marionette is too accustomed to being posed, and being told what she must do, then command dose she must lead.

Glynda: Ahh, I had hopped her time here may have changed that part of her personality.

Wotjek: It take time to change nature; Move too slowly, and da river never changes it course, too fast, and ye be unable to control its course.

Glynda: Wise words indeed. So, there will be no, Queen for the Kingdom under the mountain then?

Wotjek: Hmm… Da possibility still remains, but it depends on if she desires da crown, and more so him.

Glynda: Really, who is this person?

Wotjek: It matters not; unless she decides on where she wishes to tread, it is meaningless to us. Now come, Lady Goodwitch, da King awaits.

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Glynda: I expected more gold covering the walls…

Wotjek: Da, King despises such vain displays of wealth. It betrays da true wealth of da kingdom for shiny baubles.

Glynda: And, what is the true wealth of the kingdom?

Wotjek: Da people who make da shiny baubles.

Glynda: Pff~! Hahaha-ahahaha~! Oh, I see, Jaune has grown much. Or, was he always like this…? Regardless which it is, I look forward to seeing him again.

Wotjek: Den why wait any longer, Lady Goodwitch. For ere is da, King!

Jaune: Da fock do ye bastards mean, we ain’t gonna send da Shield-Breakers?! Ya dink we’re gonna level da whole focking town?! Why, I’ll smash yer heads for dinking we woulds do someding like dat for da ell of it!

Glynda: …

Wotjek: …

Glynda: Well… He’s certainly became more… expressive since I last saw him.

Wotjek: Ahh, dey’s done upset da, King. Dere gonna get it now.

Azar Commander: But, My King. Why are we sending our troops to an little town? Dere’s nothing, but farm land out dere?

Jaune: Dat’s precisely why yer gonna go dere!

Skender Ásgierr Commander: I do not follow you my, King.

Jaune: Haa… You sees da map before ye?

SAC: I do my, King.

Jaune: And, what do ya see in it?

AC: Da, Kingdom of Lunaris.

Jaune: And, is dat all ye sorry sods can see?

SAC: Is there more to see my, King?

Jaune: Da towns, and villages! Da people dat live around, and about our glorious kingdom! Dat’s who yer supposed ta see!

AC: But, why my, King?

Glynda: Because just like any town, village, or hamlet, the true treasure are the people who live there, not the land, and resources about them.

AC: What?! Who da ell are you?!

SAC: Dis is a state matter, identify yourself outsider!

Wotjek: Dis be da, Lady Glynda Goodwitch! Deputy Headmistress of Beacon Academy. Former teacher to, Jaune Arc the Engraver, King of Lunaris. And, you will treat her with respect…

AC: My apologies, Lady Goodwitch. If I had know, I would ave held my tongue.

SAC: I offer my sincerest apologies as well. By insulting you, I ave also insulted my, King in turn. I shame myself, and my clan by my actions.

Glynda: You are both forgiven; You knew not who I was so your reactions are understandable.

AC: My thanks.

SAC: You have my gratitude.

Glynda: You are welcome. Now then, I believe your plan, King Arc, was to provide support, most likely military support, medical, or food supplies to the surrounding towns, and villages to form ties with them to eventually have them join as members of the, Kingdom of Lunaris.

Jaune: Ahahaha~! At last, someone who understands my thinking!

Wotjek: Is dat true my king?

Jaune: Aye it is! We will expand our lands, and build upon our kingdom! By brining in dese towns, and villages dat surround our kingdom! We will also enhance it in ways dat will benefit our kingdom for years to come!

SAC: In what ways my, King?

Jaune: As of now, our kingdom is built upon metal, and Dust. Dey’re finite resources! We must rectify dis problem, or we all will fall!

Glynda: You desire to build up this kingdoms industries?;By expanding your control to the surrounding lands, you can increase your farming yields, diversify the types of products you can farm, further expanding your industry, and manufacturing.

Jaune: Aye, I plan to dat an more, my Witch~!

Glynda: Y-Your witch…?

Jaune: Commander, Haakon!

AC: My, King!

Jaune: Take a force of your men along with some of da, Islywn Rangers, and establish relations with da people to the west of dis line!

AC: It will be done my, King!

Jaune: Commander, Aillard!

SAC: Yes my, King?

Jaune: You will do da same, but to da east!

SAC: As you command my, King.

Jaune: Wotjek da Storm Caller!

Wotjek: Your, Grace b

Jaune: Inform da, Hunters to prepare for training missions, and routine patrols of da surrounding lands. Even if da people chose not to join us, protecting dem will protect us in turn.

Glynda: Not to mention this activity will improve your relations with them to a point that they may chose to join for the benefits they will gain for the long run.

Wotjek: It will be done.

Jaune: Good, now go, I wish to talk in private with, Lady Goodwitch.

Wotjek: As you wish my, King.

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Jaune: So, why are you ere, Lady Goodwitxh?

Glynda: Lady Goodwitch~! Ahem! I came here searching for my missing students.

Jaune: And, did you find dem?

Glynda: I did, and I wanted to bring them back home, back to, Beacon. However… They are already home.

Jaune: We are a kingdom dat accepts all who come, so long as dey are willing to prove demselves worthy of joining da people of, Lunaris.

Glynda: A noble idea. Something more kingdoms should accept. But, Jaune… There is something I wish to ask you.

Jaune: What is it?

Glynda: After being here, spending the day around the people here, around my students, and the new lives they have created here. And, after seeing how full their lives now are left me thinking how mu y life has been so monotonous, so routine. I desire a change in my life, and I know just what I want to do! I wish to join! Join you, and become a member of the, Kingdom of Lunaris!

Jaune: You’d be throwing away yer old life to come ere. Are you willing to make dis sacrifice?

Glynda: …

Glynda: I am willing to make this sacrifice.

Jaune: Very well… To prove yer worth to da, Kingdom. I place you as da head of da, Hunter Academy. And, I grant you da title of, Glynda Goodwitch, da Eidorthea, Headmistress’s of Bríghid Academy. May you serve us long, and with honour!

Glynda: It will be my honour, your Grace.

Jaune: Now den… Is dere anyding else you wish to speak about? If not, I as you to take yer leave, I ave much work to do.

Glynda: There is one thing else I wish to speak about your, Grace.

Jaune: And, what is it?

Glynda: I… I heard you were looking for a, Queen…

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This story is just gonna be a lot of world building, and I’m loving it!

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Jaune FMK: Salem (Pre-grim), Glynda, and Saphron

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Jaune: MFK?

Jaune: Okay, This is a rather easy choice.

Saphron: Really, why is that?

Jaune: Well, you’re my sister, and considering how this game is played. Someone has to die, and I ain’t picking you for the other two stuff. So… bye-bye sister.

Saphron: Wait, we’re playing MFK, right?

Glynda: If I’m not mistaken we are.

Salem: MFK? What is that?

Saphron: Its a game where, Jaune has to chose between three girls, in this case us, to either Marry, Fuck, or Kill one of us.

Salem: Wait, one of us is dying?

Glynda: I’m afraid so, Salem. That is how this childish game is played.

Salem: I thought we were deciding on who, Jaune’s wife would be, and who would be his mistress’s.

JSG: What?

Salem: Is this not a common practice, one man with multiple wives?

Glynda: Maybe back in your day, Salem, but it’s not like that anymore.

Salem: Oh… That’s a shame…

Saphron: I’m one of his sisters so…

Salem: Inter family marriages was common practice among the nobility back in my time.

Saphron: Best not let our sisters hear about that…

Jaune: Sisters?!

Glynda: Are you surprised one of your sisters may have such feelings for you?

Jaune: I knew one of them is a bloody brocon! Sister’s implies its more than one!

Saphron: So…Do you want to change it to SMB instead of MFK?

Jaune: SMB?

Salem: What is that?

Spahron: S for Smash, or Fuck.

JGS: Okay…

Saphron: M is for Marry.

JGS: That makes sense.

Saphron: And, B is for Breed~!

Jaune: What?!

GS: Dibs.

Jaune: WHAT?!!

Saphron: Okay, so you two debate on what role you’re going to do; I’m gonna fuck, Jaune!

Jaune: You’re a brocon too?!

Saphron: And, its all your fault!

Jaune: My fault?! What did I do?!

Saphron: You knocked up my wife!

Glynda: Jaune! You cheated on your sisters wife?!

Salem: And, sired an heir?

Jaune: They wanted a child, and, Saphron wanted them to be an, Arc so… I knocked up, Terra…

Saphron: And, it was hot!

Jaune: Uhhh…?!

Saphron: I overheard you two going at it!

Jaune: You did?!

Saphron: I even saw the video, Terra made of you two!

Jaune: She made a video?!

Glynda: Can I get a copy of it?

Saphron: And, I’ve never been so turned on in all my life! I want to end up pleasure drunk with a limp like my wife! Come here you blonde haired Adonis!

Jaune: AHHHHH!!!

GS: …

Salem: I say we both take him on at the same time. Jaune strikes as the type of man you could be able to satisfy both of us with relative ease.

Glynda: I agree with that, but why would we do that; What do you hope to achieve with this plan of yours?

Salem: Well, I would much rather prefer to be the woman he married than simply impregnated. You no doubt feel the same.

Glynda: I do, I would not be openly seen as a concubine, or a mistress.

Salem: Agreed, so may I propose a bet to you; The winner becomes his wife, loser becomes his concubine.

Glynda: And, what would be the terms of that bet?

Salem: First one pregnant wins~!

Glynda: …

Glynda: Deal~!

Salem: Oh this will be fun~!

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Ruby asked Smol Jaune who wuld he MFK

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Smol Jaune: MFK II

Jaune: If I am not mistaken, aren’t you supposed to pick three people for me?

Ruby: Well, Y-Yeah, I could… B-But who says it has to be between just l three people, why not five people, a-a-and m-maybe make it MFFFK instead?!

Jaune: And, what five would you choose…?

Ruby: Uhhh…

For the first in her life, Ruby got to look over someone’s head, and they weren’t even a child to gaze at something beyond her. In this case, the five very thirsty woman who put her up to this.

And, they were, Pyrrha Nikos, Neo Politian, Blake Belladonna, Glynda Goodwitch, and lastly her sister, Yang Xiao Long. These five girls had put her ip to this under the pain of, something. Especially, Neo, her something look quite interesting, which knowing, Neo meant she didn’t want to know that really was.

So, deciding to take the bullet, she went up, and asked, Jaune this very important, question! Of, which all things considering, Jaune’s insane ability to stare anyone, and everyone down was more nerve wracking than the hungry woman!

Jaune: Haaa… Very well, I will play your silly games.

Ruby: Yes! Okay, MFFFK; between… Pyrrha, Blake, Yang, Neo, and… Ms. Goodwitch…?

Jaune: That’s a rather… Specific lot of people…

Ruby: I-I just picked the ones off the top of my head… hehe…?

Jaune: Is that so…?

Ruby: Yep! Just by random chance! Hehe?!

Jaune: Hmmm…? Well, for my first choice then, I pick, Neo… and I to… Kill her.

Ruby: That was… fast…

Ruby could see, Neo fall to her knees, and cry to the gods why had they given her such a cruel fate, with her beloved. Or, she would have if it wasn’t for the fact she was a mute.

Jaune: I won’t lie, I do find her to be quite… Alluring.

Ruby no doubt knew, Jaune meant something more erotic, but he was too much of a gentleman to actually say it. But, that nonetheless perked, Neo up, only to be brought down as quickly as she rose.

Jaune: However, she has no respect for my personal boundaries, has continued to make obscene gestures towards me. And, she insists on calling me, Shouta Kun.

Ruby: How does she call you that since she can… you know: speak.

Jaune: Aye, but she calls me that via text messages.

Ruby: Oh…

Jaune: Next I will choose… Blake Belladonna. Hmm, this is a tough one…

Ruby: Why is that?

Jaune: Blake is a very attractive woman. She is smart, brave, and very determined woman. She is loyal to a fault, and has… it pains me to speak of her in such a manner… She has a fantastic ass.

Ruby: Wow, you are serious about that butt.

Ruby, could see, Blake dancing about, seemingly taunting the other as she shook the infamous Bellabooty about, and dare say, twerk it at, Jaune.

Jaune: I am, and for that I will have to kill, Blake.

Ruby: What?!

Blake froze like she broke her spine mid stride. She fell on the ground butt high in the air as tears fell down her eyes into a pool underneath her.

Ruby: But, you just said all those nice things about her, you even said her ass was fantastic; why are you killing her?! And, who says you can kill two people! Its MFFFK!

Jaune: I will not bed any woman just because it fits my fancy. If I go with a woman I am in it for the long haul. So, I will choose who I sleep with based upon my own standards, not by any arbitrary standards made by another.

The girls of the, Jaune’s Harem Apparent all swooned at his words, reminding them all once more why the loved him.

Jaune: And, as for the first part of your ask, Ruby; While, Blake may have a fantastic ass. I have not found time to enjoy it as much as others…

Ruby: Eh?

Jaune: The Bellabooty may be infamous to others for its sexual attraction, for me it is infamous for the pain it has given unto me.

Ruby: Oh, you’re talking about the broken rib aren’t you?

Jaune: No, I am talking about the three broken ribs, and five cracked ribs she gave me when she sat on me!

Ruby: …

Ruby: S-Seriously…?

Jaune: She will pay for her transgressions…

Ruby could see the woman all equally give, Blake disproving stares as she tried to defend herself.

Jaune: Next would be, Yang… Should I really tell you this?

Ruby: What do you mean by that?

Ruby could see, Yang frantically nodding her head, as if trying to tell, Jaune that he should definitely tell, Ruby whatever it was he was going to tell.

Jaune: She’s your sister; are you sure you want to hear the things I may say?

Ruby: Well…

She would have agreed with, Jaune’s statement, and woild have preferred not to hear what her best friend thought of her sister in this way. But, the threatening gestures, Yang was shooting her stopped her from doing that.

Ruby: I’m a big girl!

Jaune: What?

Ruby: I drink milk, I can handle whatever grown up stuff you throw at me!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Very well. Ruby, I find your sister to be beautiful, smart, courageous, and gifted in ways she can not yet see. Sure her temper may get the better of her, and her puns get a little… overbearing. She tries her best, and she looks out for you in the end. Personally while other may say she has a great… chest, I think her best qualities are her optimistic personality, her beautiful eyes, whether they be red, or violet, or her dazzling smile. And, for that, I would… fuck… your sister.

Ruby: Oh… R-Really… I didn’t expect that…

Ruby could see her sister bracing herself with her hand against the ground, while her other hand hand clutched her chest as if she couldn’t endure such romantic, and sweet words spoken to her.

She had it bad for, Jaune. That was apparent to anyone with a pair of functioning eyes. Except maybe to, Jaune.

Jaune: Although, having such a relationship with, Cowgirl does concerns me…

Ruby: How so?

Jaune: Yang bares a striking resemblance to my sisters, one could easily say she is one of my sisters in fact. One could say there was some hidden… desires being played out if I was with her, physically.

Ruby: Eh?

Jaune: Hmm… I best rethink my reasoning I would be with, Yang for.

Ruby: Uh oh…

Ruby thought, Yang would he broken at hearing, Jaune say such things, but, Yang seemed to smirk deviously at, Jaune’s words. No doubt coming up with a sneaky, and/or kinky plan to seduce him with.

She wouldn’t put such things beyond her sister.

Ruby: So… Who’s next?

Jaune: Next would be, Pyrrha…

Ruby: Something wrong with being with, Pyrrha?

Ruby could see, Pyrrha with her hands together, no doubt praying that he wouldn’t ‘kill’ her for something about her name, or fame, but for who she is, not what.

Jaune: I hold, Pyrrha in a higher regard then the other three. Speaking in such a manner about her feels… Wrong.

Ruby: In what manner?

Jaune: While I would never, ‘kill’ her. I’m quite certain she is not ready for marriage, so that would leave it, by the games supposed rule that I would… ‘fuck’ her. But, I am not sure about such a course of action with, Pyrrha is the right one.

Ruby could see, Pyrrha start to freak out. The others had grabbed on to her to hold her back, even covering her mouth to prevent her from screaming out to him, and blowing their cover.

Ruby: Are you worried about ruining something with, Pyrrha if you two… did it…?

Jaune: Precisely. I value our relationship too much as it currently is to lose it over something as simple as a one night stand.

Ruby could see, Pyrrha over, Jaune’s head rolling her fingers, a universal gesture to get a person to keep on going. Pyrrha wanted, needed to how much , Pyrrha valued their relationship; in an effort to improve theirs, and perhaps, if she was capable of doing so, making it become something greater than it already was.

Ruby: Py… Uhh?! W-Why do say that about, Pyrrha?

Jaune stared down the little reaper for a moment, as if he was searching for something in the way she cowered under his gaze. But, he simply grunted the notion away, and went back to their little game.

Jaune: Most people’s first reaction to meeting me was to make ‘little’ jokes. I was referring to the context of the jokes mind you. ‘Short stuff, shrimp boy, pint sized.’ You no doubt understand what I mean.

Ruby: I know the pain…

Jaune: But, Pyrrha never called me such things, I doubt she ever could call me such things. After getting to know her, I have learned how much of a softy she is. Her warm smile, her comforting demeanour. Pyrrha’s greatest flaws. Are still her, ‘lack of a spine,’ and her inability to stand up for herself when others boss her around. I’ve been trying to fix that bad trait of hers, but its hard to reform metal without brut force being applied. Nonetheless, I value my relationship with, Pyrrha immensely. It would be among the greatest mistakes I could possibly make to lose someone like her in my life, I need her to remain a fixed part of my life. So… Ha… I guess I would ask, Pyrrha to marry me.

The rest of the girls had to rush forward to catch, Pyrrha before she fainted from shear overjoy at, Jaune’s heartfelt words. Jaune’s sweet words shot a arrow through her heart as she saw her already as a potential wife. She just need to work up the courage to confess to him, and she would be his, and his alone.

Ruby: (Sniff.) You really think that way of, Pyrrha.

Jaune: Evidently I do. Hehe… Well, hopefully, Nora doesn’t hear about this. I… I rather not think of what would happen if she did.

Ruby: I won’t tell her, promise!

Jaune: See that you do. Well, I believe, Glynda is the last one. Hmm… I’m not sure about her…

Ruby: What do you mean?

Jaune: I value my relationship with, Glynda just as much as I do with, Pyrrha. I would ask her to marry me, but… I’m not sure she sees me in such a manner.

Ruby could see the panic settle in, Glynda’s eyes; had she done something wrong, had she mistakenly given him the wrong message? Was she too old for him?! What had she done wrong?!

Ruby: What’s wrong with, Glynda?

Jaune: …

Jaune: I know she is interested in me; romantically or physically though, I do not know.

Ruby: What do you mean?

Jaune: it’s statistically impossible for me to have just ‘tripped’ into, Glynda’s heavenly cleavage as many times as I have. I know she’s doing it on purpose, and compared to all the other times those girls have used their bodies in attempt to seduce me, Glynda is the only one I have… enjoyed. But, does she like me for my short stature, my personality… I can name several things about, Glynda I… love about her, her maturity, grace, elegance, beauty. I won’t lie when I say I find her body quite… voluptuous. But, I would never see her as a… ‘Friend with benefits.’ I could see, Neo in such a manner, But, Glynda?! Gods forsake me if I did. I would marry, Glynda. But, if she is not up for that then… I don’t know. I need to think on this.

Ruby was taken aback, so was, Glynda, and the rest of the girls. Jaune was a serious man who spoke from the heart. She knew, Glynda would take his words to heart, and would no doubt improve on their relationship to show she wanted it to become more than just something physical with her if the determined gleam in her eyes had anything to say about it.

Jaune: So, are we finished this little game of yours?

Ruby: Uhh…?

Ruby saw all the girls from, Jaune’s ‘Harem’ nodding their head, this was enough. They knew, to an extent how, Jaune felt for each one of them. Now it was their job to improve, or maintain their individual relationships with their beloved knight.

Ruby: Yeah… Yeah we’re done. Did you have fun?

Jaune: Kinda. Nice to let me voice my thoughts, maybe I can finally figure out what to do with them all now. Thanks, Ruby.

Ruby: Nahh, no problem, Jaune. It was fun!

Jaune: Well, I better get going, I have homework to complete. I shall see you later, Ruby.

Ruby: See you later, Jaune!

As, Jaune left she could see his girls started making plans on how the capture their knight. Ruby, couldn’t shale her head at them as she too left, a simple thought on her mind.

Ruby: Well, it was nice knowing you, Jaune.

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Jaune MFK: Winter, Glynda, Kali

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Jaune: MFK IV

Jaune: Okay… Why am I doing this?

Winter: Because we said so.

Jaune: That’s not a good reason now is it?

Kali: Because we’re curious what a young handsome individual such as yourself thinks of us.

Jaune: Oh, o-okay…

Glynda: And, I trust your decisions won’t be based solely on our over all sexual appeal.

Jaune: That will be a contributing factor though.

Winter: That’s to be expected.

Kali: Of which I will win~!

Glynda: I doubt that.

Jaune: Okay? So uhh… Kill… Winter.

Winter: What? Why are you killing me?

Jaune: If I touch you, Weiss would kill me.

Winter: My sister cock blocked me?! You have to be shitting me?!

Jaune: No, pretty sure she would gut me like a fish if I so much as brushed shoulders with you.

Winter: Excuse me, I need to have a word with my sister…

Kali: Better luck, next time~!

Glynda: So, who’s next?

Jaune: I would fuck you, Glynda.

Glynda: Oh really? Let me guess why; You were bored in the middle of class, and your mind started to wonder. You started to gaze upon your teacher, and you started to wonder, what if~! What does she look like in her underwear, if she was wearing nothing but a pearl necklace that you gave her. Ph how her body would bounce against the table as he you made her yours. Is that why, Jaune~?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Uhh…?!

Kali: Oh my~! What an impressive sword you have there~!

Glynda: So that is why~!

Jaune: S-S-S-So I would marry, Kali!

Kali: And, why is that~?

Jaune: S-Sexy cat milf… W-Who could pass you up?

Kali: So then, shall we consummate the marriage then~?

Jaune: Excuse me?

Kali: Oh I can just imagine it~! You taking me on our bed, claiming me as your own~! Filling me with a litter of kittens~! Mmmh~! That’s the stuff~! Then after you’ve claimed me, you can claim, Blake as your own too~!

Jaune: What?! I sleep with you, then after that I sleep with, Blake?! She’d kill me after she learned I slept with her mother!

Kali: No she wouldn’t; in fact, she would quite enjoy that.

Jaune: No, she wouldn’t!

Blake: Yes I would.

Jaune: What the fuck?!

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Goodwitch MFK Jaune Ren Oscar

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Glynda: MFK

Glynda: Must I do this?

Port: You lost the bet~!

Oobaleck: So do it!

Glynda: Haa… Fine… Oscar Pine.

Oscar: Yes, Ms. Goodwitch?

Glynda: Kill.

Oscar: What, why?!

Glynda: For starters Mr. Pine you are 15 years old, a minor. Illegal.

Oscar: Oh, good point.

Glynda: Not to mention, Ozpin is in your head… That thought is revolting enough as it is.

Oscar: Shit, I thought this would work…!

Glynda: ‘I?’

Oscar: Uh oh…

Port: The plot thickens!

Oobaleck: How will, Ozpin react?

Glynda: Ozpin…

Oscar: H-Hi, Glynda! How are you…?! Whaaa?!!!!!

Port: And, there he goes straight through the wall, and well on his way into the, Emerald Forest!

Oobaleck: But, will he be able to survive the fall?!

Port: So lomg as he has his semblance, he should be fine!

JR: What semblance?

Port: Haven’t you seen, Ozpi… Oscar’s semblance before?

Jaune: Mmm… No, have you, Ren?

Ren: No I haven’t.

Port: Oh… Oh my…

Glynda: He’ll live. okay… I would… sleep with, Mr. Lie Ren.

Ren: R-Really?

Glynda: Yes, I would… in separate beds, far away from one another as possible.

Ren: Ahh, that makes sense.

Jaune: I don’t get it?

Ren: She would sleep with me, but not sleep-sleep with me.

Jaune: Oh, I get you. Ya, there’s nothing in the rules saying she has to be romantically involved in any of these.

Ren: Of course, she’s a grown woman, she can do want she wants.

Glynda: Why thank you, its so nice to see such smart caring young lads.

JR: No problem Ms. Goodwitch!

Port: What are you talking about!

Oobaleck: There are rules for a reason they have to fu…GRKK?!!

Glynda: You know… Oscar may have, Ozpin’s immortal soul in his body, but his body hasn’t developed the necessary muscles to use those skills. I think he could use some help… Would you like to join him, Oobaleck…?

Oobaleck: N… n… noo…?!

Glynda: Oh, that’s a shame…

Oobaleck: (Gasp!)

Port: Well… Mr. Pine should be fine! why my father used to throw me into, Grimm filled forest all the time! It builds character!

Glynda: Does it now…?

Port: Yes…

Oobaleck: Yes indeed…

Jaune: You think these two know how to handle, Goodwitch since they’ve be around her for so long…

Ren: Apparently not…

Glynda: Now where were we…? Ah yes… I would marry, Jaune. And, at long last, you are mine~!

Ren: What is she talking about?

Jaune: I made a promise when I was six to…

Ren: What?

Jaune: I made a promise to… Glynda…

Port: Speak up, lad!

Jaune: I made a promise when I was six to marry, Glynda!

Ren: Wait… You two have known one another since you were six?

Jaune: She’s my oldest sisters friend! She came to see us all the time, one day I asked her, and she said yes. I was a kid, I thought she was just playing with me! I didn’t think she actually wanted to marry me?!

Glynda: I was just playing with you! Your mon then gave me the ultimatum that either I get married, and if you became of age, and I wasn’t married, I had to marry. And, the last guy I dated became a huge jackass so I was going to confine in my fate, and begrudgingly marry you! Then, you just show up one day, this adorable hunk of a man! With scores of woman chasing after you?! You promised to marry me, an Arc never goes back on their word, so you will marry me, UNDERSTOOD?!!

Jaune: …

Ren: …

Port: …

Oobaleck: …

Jaune: O-Okay…

Glynda: Wonderful~! I’ll go let your mother now, and we can start planning the wedding~!

Jaune: Okay…

Glynda: Also, Jaune, I want to have at least, eight, maybe nine kids. Alright?

Jaune: Trying to beat my moms record? H-Hehe…

Glynda: Oh~! There’s a marvellous idea~! I best ask your mom for advice on that. I’ll see you later love~!

Jaune: …

Ren: Well… Nice knowing you, Jaune?

Oobaleck: Well done, Mr. Arc!

Port: I do believe you will be a fine couple, treat her well, Mr. Arc!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Okay then…

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Is Ozpin's surprised by Dwarf Jaune making his own kingdom or is this normal Arc behaviour in they are all born to lead

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The Cost of a Crown

Ironwood: Ozpin, we have a situation!

James Ironwood burst into, Ozpin’s office to be met with piles of paper strewed all about his office. Bag, cups, and mugs of coffee were laying about amongst them. And, at a desk covered by both coffee, and paper, a pile of spent pens lay about it. All the while a mad man signed his name again, and again on one piece of paper after the other.

Ironwood: Ozpin?

Ozpin: Leave the papers on the desk… I’ll sign them when I get to them…

Ozpin pay no attention to who was in the room, and just focused on signing whatever was before him.

Ironwood: Ozpin!

James grabbed, Ozpin by the shoulders, shaking him out of his paper signing trance.

Ozpin: Huw…? Oh, Hi, James! H-How is it going…?

Ironwood: Not good, but no where near as bad as you. You look like hell; what happened here? You’re signing blank pieces of paper?

Ozpin: What…? Oh gods I am… Ugh… The hell am I doing…?

Ironwood: W-What’s going on, Ozpin?

Ozpin: Arc… Arc, happened…

Ironwood: Arc? As in, Jaune Arc? The King of the Kingdom Lunaris?

Ozpin: Yes, that short little toadstool of a Huntsman! I sent him on a mission along with his team, and another team to protect a small village, and the dust mine on the outskirts of the village. It was a simple routine mission, perfect for a bunch of first years. But, we received no reports from them in days! Fearing the worst I sent, Glynda along with a third year team to go find them. The third year team returned a day letter with this?!

Ozpin then forced an envelope into, James hand as he broke down on his desk. As he held his head in his hands as he silently plead with the gods that be at what he could have possibly done to deserve this. This time.

James stared at his friend for a moment before deciding he best read the letter contained within.

Ironwood: “Dear Ozpin, I am writing this letter to inform you that as of now, I am tending in my resignation as Deputy Headmistress, and Combat Instructor effectively immediately…” Wait, this is, Glynda’s hand writing?! Did, Glynda quit?! W-Why would she do that?!

Ozpin: Keep reading…

Ironwood: “I have taken up the position as the new, Headmistress of the Lunaris Hunter Academy?!” They have a Hunter Academy now?!

Ozpin: Yep… I lost a third of my students to them in three days… I heard, Mantle’s been having similar problems as well…

Ironwood: “I accept this position as the first Headmistress of the Lunaris Hunter Academy at the behest of, Jaune Arc the Engraver, King of Lunaris.” The Engraver, what kind of nickname is that?

Ozpin: I believe it’s more of a title, at least that’s what, Oobaleck thinks. Probably something to do with him engraving the history, the rise of, something to do with him building his damn kingdom…

Ironwood: “As such I will be leaving my position at, Beacon for green pastures as they say.” So she quit for a better job opportunity? That doesn’t seem like something, Glynda would do.

Ozpin: It isn’t… But, the next part will also explain why she’s quitting…

Ironwood: This better be good then… “I will also be becoming his Highness Jaune Arc’s first bride, and become the High Queen of Lunaris?!” She’s getting married to that, Arc bastard?! How the hell did this happen?! She’s at least a decade older than him!

Ozpin: Glynda has had a thing for, Mr. Arc since he first arrived here. Apparently it was because of the power, and persona his small stature seemingly emanated from him. As well as his noble, and courteous gentleman like behaviour that she found quite attractive. At least that’s what, Port said…

Ironwood: “I will send you official wedding invitations as soon as the wedding date has been set in stone.” Please tell me that’s not some sort of joke.

Ozpin: Best not to think about it…

Ironwood: “Sincerely, Glynda Goodwitch. Headmistress of the Hunter Academy of Lunaris.” T-The hell is all of this?!

Ozpin: Hell itself my friend! As soon as I received that letter I’ve been trapped here at my desk for days. Signing, and filling out document, after document! I curse, Arc for doing this to me! If I had know this was going to happen, I would have never sent him away that day! But, here we fucking are! Up a sewer line, without a boat!

Ironwood: You didn’t expect this to happen?

Ozpin: Who the hell would expect this to happen? That short little stunted dwarf goes for a routine mission, next thing I know, in a matter of weeks he’s built a kingdom that rivals, Atlas, both in its economy, and military power!

Ironwood: He’s what?!

Ozpin: Y-You didn’t know? Oh… You’re going to be in for a rude awakening…

Ironwood: What are you…?! Hold on, I’m getting a scroll call.

Ozpin: This should be good…

As, Ozpin drank from his mug, he watched intently as, James pulled out his scroll, and answered a call he would have never expected before this day.

Ironwood: Specialist Clover, what is it?

Clover: Sir, I need to deliver a report on our trip to the, Kingdom of Lunaris.

Ironwood: Already, what happened?

Clover: We were attacked as soon as we reach the cities gate by the, Lunarians. They overwhelmed us in minutes, taking us as hostage, and brought us before the, King.

Ironwood: How is that possible? They should barely have a mock militia, how could they beat of team of highly trained, Hunters?

Clover: Those reports are outdated, Sir. They have a military force on par with us.

Ironwood: How is that possible?

Clover: Unknown, Sir.

Ironwood: I take it we won’t be getting access to their, Dust supplies then?

Clover: Not likely, Sir; They have a strong anti-Atlas, and anti-SDC bias amongst the people here.

Ironwood: Haa… The, Atlas council is going to love this. I’m going to be having, Jacques Schnee screaming down my neck for this.

Clover: Speaking of the, Schnee’s, Sir. We’ve had some… interesting developments.

Ironwood: What kind of developments?

Clover: Well, the King of Lunaris has made several threats to, and about the SDC. And, is witnessed to have said, and I quote: ‘I’ll take, Jacques wife, and show him how a real man fucks.’ End quote.

Ironwood: Well, Specialist Schnee must have loved hearing that.

Clover: Yeah… Uhhh… Sir, Specialist Schnee… has resigned her commission with the Atlasian Military…

Ironwood: SHE WHAT?!

Clover: Apparently as soon as she saw, King Arc, and his glorious beard… She dropped to her knees, and pledged her life to him. Hoping to improve relations between, Atlas, Mantle, and the SDC. Specialist Ederne has also resigned for similar reasons.

Ozpin: The, Arc charm strikes again…

Ironwood: You’ve got to be kidding me! I lost two, Specialists just because they looked at a man?!

Clover: And, his most glorious beard…

Ironwood: Haaaa… Is there anything that can be done to bring them back?

Clover: Not unless you convince her to leave yourself, Sir. There isn’t anything else I think we can do, Sir.

Ironwood: Understood, Specialist. Take what’s left of your team, and return to, Atlas. You’ll be debrief further on your return.

Clover: Very well, Sir.

James soon ended the call as he cusped his head in his hands, tiredly groaning as he took in all of this new information.

Ozpin: So… What are you going to do now?

Ironwood: …

Ironwood: Get drunk?

Ozpin: Good idea.

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1000 Points

Beacon Academy is currently going through a school wide game, where random challenges were given out to for the students could score points for completing said challenges. The student with the highest point count that month wins a prize of their choosing.

And, today is the biggest challenge yet.

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Ozpin: Attention all students, attention all students; Todays challenge is about announced.

Yang: Oh this one should be good, just a few more points, and I’ll be beating you, Weisscream.

Weiss: In your dreams, Xiao Long. You need at least a hundred points to beat me.

Blake: And, you need at least two hundred to beat, Pyrrha.

Ruby: Like anyone can beat, Pyrrha, she’s dominating this thing…

Pyrrha: I’m sorry…

Coco: Oh don’t worry darling, it just shows how fantastic you are~!

Nora: You’re amazing, Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: Aww… Thanks guys.

Ren: I wonder what today’s challenge is.

Velvet: Lets hope its not a ‘vs’ game again… I don’t want to the princess again…

Coco: But, you looked so cute in your dress~!

Yang: Not as good as, Jaune did. Hehehe~!

Ruby: He did look good in his dress.

Nora: I have photos~!

BP: Gimme!

Ozpin: Alright then, Port would you care spin the wheel?

Port: My pleasure!

On the intercoms all could hear the machine spin as it selected today’s challenge. A silence hung over the students as the machine slowly stopped spinning, as a thunk was heard as the machine had selected today’s challenge.

Port: Okay, let’s see… Oh? This is an individual challenge! One moment now students, I must use the individual selector!

A small chill of excitement went over the students of Beacon Academy. Individual challenges often involves obtaining a item from an randomly selected individual; Weiss’s rapier, Pyrrha’s crown, or Coco glasses. Items that they must actively ‘steal’ from them, however if the individual could keep their item until the end of the challenge they would get the promised points instead. Making individual challenges all the more interesting. The chill only grew colder as the heard the machine selected the next students name.

Port: Lets see… For one thousands point! Oh my, that a game changer point count!

A buzz surrounded the students; one thousand points this was the highest point count they had ever come across. There was a leader board set up between the students containing the highest scorers of all, but this challenge was going to flip the board. Everyone, everyone was looking forward to today’s challenge.

Port: For one thousand points! You must get, Jaune Arc, to confess who his love is! Oh this should be good!

Ozpin: Well, you heard it students! One thousand points to whichever student get’s, Mr Arc to confess their love! The challenge begins in 3… 2… 1… Go!

Blake: That’s easy right? We just have to get him to tell a teacher he loves, Weiss.

Yang: Oh this will be a cake walk!

Weiss: For me.

Ruby: You really think that?

Weiss: Yes, he said he likes me, so…?

Pyrrha: But, what if it’s for someone else?

Nora: Don’t worry, Pyrrha! I’ll get him to confess his undying love for you!

Pyrrha: Nora?!

Ren: What if it’s for you, Nora?

Nora: …

Nora: Beg pardon…?

Coco: We, can’t know who it is we like, until we ask him. And, it better not be for my little bun-bun…

Velvet: W-W-What?!

Ruby: Come on guys, lets go get a love confession!

Everyone: YEAH!!!

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Meanwhile, Jaune was in Professor Goodwitch’s offices talking to her about his lessons when he heard today’s challenge.

Jaune: I-I have to do what?!

Glynda: A love confession? I wasn’t aware that was one of the challenges.

Jaune: You didn’t know?

Glynda: Ozpin, Port, and Oobaleck were in charge of making the challenges. I have no idea how many, nor what challenges they made.

Jaune: And, that was a good idea…?

Glynda: On hindsight I should have doubled checked the challenges they made…

Jaune: Well, great… Now I have a target on my back…

Glynda: You could just confess your love to me?

Jaune: B-Beg pardon?

Glynda: You could just tell me whoever it is you love, it would count as a confession, you would win the one thousand points, and you wouldn’t have to worry about any of your friends finding out. And, as a teacher I promise I will not let any of your friends find out who it is.

Jaune: Oh… W-Well thanks! B-But, I can’t tell you…

Glynda: Oh? Are you too embarrassed to tell me?

Jaune: T-That’s… partcilly the problem…

Glynda: Considering how many times you said it to, Weiss Schnee, it should be easy for you to confess your feelings.

Jaune: I-It’s not, Weiss… I-I thought it was her for a while, but… It’s not her…

Glynda: Ms. Nikos then?

Jaune: No, a lot of people, mostly, Nora think were are a thing… And, I thought so to… Until we kissed…

Glynda: Was it bad?

Jaune: It felt empty… I love, Pyrrha, I really do, but not like that… Neither of us do.

Glynda: I wasn’t aware of this.

Jaune: We kept it a secret. It’s our business, not everyone else’s. Though we should probably tell, Nora to get her to calm down…

Glynda: I doubt that would work.

Jaune: Yeah that’s probably true.

Glynda: So, tell me, Arc; who is it that you really love?

Jaune: …

Glynda: You can trust me, Jaune.

Jaune: Haa… I do trust you, Ms. Goodwitch, I do… It’s just you’re not going to like it…

Glynda: That’s a rather odd remark, Mr. Arc. Should I be concerned who this individual is?

Jaune: They’re of age! They’re old enough! I’m not a loli-con, or anything!

Glynda: Oh, that’s a relief… So, who is it then?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Haa… Okay, okay…

Jaune: Glynda, I love you.

Glynda: …

Glynda: B-Beg your pardon…?!

Jaune: I love you, Glynda Goodwitch.

Glynda: I… Y-You must be joking… I-It can’t be me!

Jaune: I-Is it that hard to believe?

Glynda: I-I’m your teacher! Y-You can’t love me!

Jaune: Why do you say that? So what if you’re my teacher, We’ve know each other for years, Glynda! I’ve loved you since I was a kid.

Glynda: Y-You what?! I thought you grew out of that! A-And, what about, Weiss, d-didn’t you like her?!

Jaune: I was trying to move on from how I felt for you, so… I thought I go be with, Weiss. It wasn’t until a while later I realized the reasons why I liked, Weiss was because she reminded me of you. So… My feelings for you came back with a vengeance.

Glynda: Jaune… L-Leave…

Jaune: Beg pardon?

Glynda: Leave! I-I need to be left alone!

Jaune: I…! I understand… Professor…

Jaune got up from his seat, and made his way out of the room, as he opened the door to leave he made one more fleeting glance behind him at the woman he loved before closing the door behind him. He wiped the tears from his eyes as he shook his head.

Jaune: I told you you wouldn’t like it, Glynda…

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Glynda: held her face in her hands as she struggled to regain her composure. She had thought that childish crush had died years ago, it appeared as though it had only grown stronger over time.

She needed this stupid challenge to end, she needed the memories of these past few moments to fade away into oblivion. She grabbed her scroll, and called, Port to end the challenge.

Glynda: Port!

Port: Ahh, Glynda my dear, what ev…?!

Glynda: J… Mr. Arc confessed to me who his love is; Give him his thousand points, and end the challenge.

Port: Oh, really? Who is the luck lass that has, Mr. Arc’s…?!

Glynda: Port! End the challenge, now!

Port: Very well, Glynda. We’ll end it.

Glynda: Good.

Glynda ended the call before any thing else could be said, she then used her semblance to lock the door to her office. As soon as she heard the door lock she took a deep breath, before her head fell into her hands as the tears started to fall from her face. She cried as a single thought echoed through her head.

Glynda: No…! Not me…! I’m not worthy of someone like him! Not him…! Not me…

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As, Jaune walked down the hallway to his room he was soon surrounded by his friends, and fellow classmates asking the same question.

Everyone: Who is it!

Jaune: Haa… Oh gods…

Weiss: Is it me?

Nora: No, its, Pyrrha!

Ren: Is it, Nora?

Nora: What?!

Coco: It’s not my, Bunny now is it…?

Velvet: W-What?!

Jaune: It’s not any of those people…

Nora: Not sven, Pyrrha?!

Jaune: No, Pyrrha, and I don’t like each other like that.

Nora: S-Since when?!

Pyrrha: For a while now…

Nora: And, you didn’t tell me?!

Pyrrha: Sorry…

Nora: Oh, we are having words missy!

Yang: If it’s not her, is it me then~?

Weiss: What makes you think it was you?

Yang: Why wouldn’t it be~?

Jaune: Haa… It’s not…

Ozpin: Attention all students, Mr. Arc has confessed his feelings. One of the faculty has confirmed this. Mr. Arc wins one thousand points! Congratulations, Mr. Arc. In dispute of this quick end of this challenge, we have elected to have another challenge. We will announce the challenge in a few minutes. So stayed tuned students!

Everyone: …

Nora: So who is it…?

Jaune: I am not tell you anything

Ruby: How about…?!

Jaune: ANYTHING…!

Pyrrha: Okay, okay, we’ll drop it, Jaune.

Jaune: Thank you, Pyrrha.

Yang: Well… congrats on taking first place then, Jaune.

Ruby: You’re going to win then, Jaune; First win!

Jaune: Haaa…

Jaune pushed past everyone, and started on his way to his room. And, all his friends couldn’t help but feel the dejected air that surrounded him. And, the realized, things didn’t go as he had hoped.

Jaune: I didn’t win a damn thing…

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