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The Misadventures of J. Arc

@arc-misadventures

I write these, not to expand upon my various story ideas, or to share them amongst the world. Nor to express my ideas for the characters, neither to brag about them… Well, partly for that reason… This is mostly just to get people to shut up.
So, expect a wide variety of Jaune Arc related stories from Fluff to Angst!
Be warned however; I’ve garnered a well earned reputation for my angst…
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Rebirth au: why is Jaune’s dad being an a**hole and not want to train him? And how does Jaune bypass this obstacle? Also curious whether Jeanne sticks to her promise and backs him up in order to change their parents’ mind. Even if not, I’d imagine he has enough knowledge to train himself or find someone who gives a damn about him and is willing to train him.

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He gave the typical Dad excuse of: “Because I said so.”

Why are all of you so upset?!

United We Stand Together~!

Acheius: Hey, Jaune, want to play catch son?

Jaune: No.

Acheius: What? Why not, it will be fun!

Jaune: Bevause I said so; end of discussion.

Acheius: What?

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Acheius: Hey, Jeanne since you want to go to, Beacon how about I start giving you some lessons?

Jeanne: Mmmm… No, no thank you.

Acheius: But, how are you going to become a, Huntress if you don’t train?

Jeanne: I have some ideas on how.

Acheius: But…

Jeanne: Sorry, Dad, I’ve got stuff to do.

Acheius: But, Jeje…

Jeanne: End of discussion.

Acheius: …

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Acheius: Hey, Jaune, how goes the homework.

Jaune: It’s going okay.

Acheius: Do you want some help with it?

Jaune: Uhh… Yeah, yeah I would.

Acheius: Great! Then…

Jaune: Can you ask, Saphire to help me out? She’s really good with this stuff.

Acheius: Oh, I was wondering if I could help you instead…

Jaune: No thanks.

Acheius: But…!

Jaune: End of discussion, Dad.

Acheius: …

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Acheius: Hey, Jeanne, want to watch a movie with me?

Jeanne: Mmm… No thanks.

Acheius: But, it’s your favourite, ‘The Princess Knight.’

Jeanne: I don’t want to watch a movie right now.

Acheius: But…

Jeanne: Dad, I don’t want to watch a movie: End of discussion.

Acheius: Why do you two keep saying that?

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Jaune: Why did I even like this movie…?

Jeanne: The explosions, and cheesy one liners?

Jaune: I’d buy that…

Acheius: Hey, you two; I want you two to do the dishes, okay?

Jeanne: No.

Jaune: Don’t wanna.

Acheius: Hey, I’m not asking, I’m telling you to.

Jaune: Still don’t wanna.

Jeanne: End of discussion, Dad.

Acheius: Okay! What’s up with you two…?!

Juniper: Jaune, Jeanne; can you two do the dishes please?

Jeanne: Okay, Mom!

Jaune: This movie’s pretty lame anyway.

Acheius: Lame? And, why are you listening to your Mother, and not me?

Juniper: Because they like me more than you.

Acheius: Since when?!

Juniper: A couple of weeks ago.

Acheius: And, why do they like you more?

Juniper: Figure that out yourself.

Acheius: …

Acheius: Oh no…

Acheius: She’s angry with me too…

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Jeanne: Oh crap?! Ooph!!

Jaune: Jeanne you’re over exerting yourself again.

Jeanne: I know, I know… Haa… I just…

Jaune: The muscle memory is too strong?

Jeanne: Yeah! That’s it, I’m not thinking, just reacting to your attacks. Haa… We’ve been at this for two years now and, I still haven’t ‘fixed’ this…

Jaune: Maybe that’s something you can’t fix; It’s like a well worn glove that you’re used to wearing, it’s just that you’re not big enough to wear it properly.

Jeanne: So I won’t be able to fight like I used too until puberty?!

Jaune: Yeah, pretty much.

Jeanne: NahhhHHH! I didn’t start puberty until I was thirteen! And, my boobs got really big when I hit sixteen! I better get my aura unlocked when I’m twelve because my back won’t be able to tale it!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Okay… Want to go back to training?

Jeanne: …

Jeanne: Curse the future, and my gigantic boobs…

Jaune: Can you stop?!

Jeanne: Okay, okay… Ready?

Jaune: Ready.

Acheius: What are you two doing?!

Jaune: Training to become, Hunters.

Acheius: Both of you?

Jeanne: Does it not look like we’re training together…?

Acheius: But, how are you two training; There’s no one to teach you?

Jaune: Internet.

Acheius: The internet?

Jeanne: You can find a lot of things on the internet.

Acheius: Okay…? But, who said you could train?

Jeanne: Do we need a permission slip, or something?

Acheius: Your fine, Jeje. I’m asking you, Jaune. Who said you could train to be a Huntsman?

Jaune: No one did. And, before you give me some sort of remark of, ‘Because I said so.’ You said you wouldn’t train me. Not that I couldn’t get training.

Acheius: Grrr…! Stop training with your sister! You are not going to become a Huntsman, Jaune!

Jaune: Why?

Acheius: Because I said so!

Jaune: No.

Acheius: No?

Jaune: No, I won’t stop training just because you said so. You’re more than happy to train, Jeanne, but you refuse to train me; Why?

Acheius: I don’t want you to become a Huntsman that’s it…

Jaune: Because…?

Acheius: I just don’t think that you’re capable of becoming a, Huntsman that’s why.

Jaune: I’m not capable? Huw… Please give him your sword, Jeanne.

Jeanne: Damn, I was hoping I wouldn’t lose that bet.

Jaune: Catch.

Acheius: W-What?

Jaune: Pick it up.

Acheius: Why…?

Jaune: You don’t think I can become a, Huntsman. I think I can. So, pick up that sword, and prove me wrong…

Jeanne: Damn… Is this how you made a harem…? By being so intense it’s hot!!!

Jaune: Shut up, Jeanne.

Acheius: Why… Why are you doing this, Jaune! Why do you want to become a Huntsman?!

Jaune: …

Jaune: I want to be the hero; I want to save the day, save the girl from the creatures of the darkness. Be the knight in shining armour in the stories, Mom told us when she tucked us in at night. I want to be the hero, simple as that.

Acheius: What?! Do you have any idea that…?!

Jaune: That the story of happily ever after isn’t true? That the hero is betrayed by the people they chose to protect? That sometimes the hero loses? That the story of a hero is a lie? I know that dad. But, I don’t need to be the worlds hero, or something as spectacular as that; I just need to be one person’s hero. That’s enough for me.

Jeanne: Caring, courageous, and selfless too… Gods if you weren’t my brother…

Jaune: Shut. Up. Jeanne…

Jeanne: Right, sorry…

Acheius: No! I won’t it! I won’t allow you to become a, Huntsman!

Jaune: Then you better cripple me because no matter what you say nothing is going to stop me!

Acheius: If that’s what it takes, so be it…

Juniper: ENOUGH! Enough! Enough…

Jaune: Mom?

Acheius: Juniper?

Juniper: Acheuis… He’s an, Arc… Just telling him you won’t allow him to train, just because you said so, won’t stop him from training. Just because my dad said no, didn’t stop you from marrying me now did it.

Acheius: This is not the same! Becoming a, Huntsmen is…

Juniper: We are both, Hunter’s, Achi. We both come from a legacy of hunters, a legacy that our children wish to carry on. So if you don’t want, Jaune to become a, Huntsman. You have to tell him the true reason you don’t want him to train. You have to tell them about him.

Acheius: But…! They’re just kids!

Juniper: And, they deserve to know. They’re old enough to know, and understand why you don’t want, Jaune, just, Jaune not, Jeanne to become a Huntsman. Because if you don’t you’re going to push, Jaune away even further than you already have.

Acheius: …

Acheius: Haa… Jeanne, Jaune, get your siblings; We’ll talk more when we’re all in the living room…

Jeanne: Okay…

Acheius: Come on, Juniper… Let’s get ready…

Juniper: It will be better when we tell them, dear, it will.

Jeanne: …

Jaune: …

Jeanne: What the hell was that about?

Jaune: I don’t know, but whatever it was, wasn’t good… Come on, lets get the others; we have a history lesson to attend to.

Jeanne: Alright then…

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Rebirth AU: couldn't Jaune or Jeanne look up who is running Beacon if Ozpin then shadow war if it's human Salem then all is good

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Shall we Dance to Our Own Rhythm~?

Arc Twins Age: Nine

Jaune: Okay, okay… Let’s see who it is…

Jeanne: What are you looking up?

Jaune: Whoever the Head of Beacon is.

Jeanne: Why!

Jaune: To determine how fucked we are.

Jeanne: What?!

Jaune: Hmm? Oh that’s right, you weren’t trapped in hell like I was.

Jeanne: W-What are you talking about?

Jaune: Okay, in your life you had a, Headmistress Selma, while I had a, Headmaster Ozpin; Did you ever wonder why it was like that?

Jeanne: Uhhh… Nooo…?

Jaune: Well, in my world, Selma, who’s real name is, Salem, is an immortal witch who threw herself into a pool of Grimm, became evil, and wanted to destroy the world. Meanwhile you still have an immortal witch, only she wasn’t evil.

Jeanne: …

Jeanne: What on, Remnant are you talking about?!

Jaune: Haa… Have you ever heard of the story of, ‘The Girl in the High Tower?’

Jeanne: Of course I have, Mom told us that story together when we were kids dozens of times, remember?

Jaune: I have to ask because that story is true.

Jeanne: T-True?! The story is true?!

Jaune: Yes, and Salem was the girl in the high tower.

Jeanne: Seriously?!

Jaune: You want to hear the story?

Jeanne: Yeah!

Jaune: Okay, so… thousands of years ago. Salem was locked away in a tower by her father, there she lay a prisoner for years, until one day a wandering wizard, saw the girl, and decided to free her from her prison. And, that wizard was named, Ozma.

Jeanne: Ozma? Is that, Ozpin?

Jaune: Yes; Also no questions until the end of the story!

Jeanne: Sorry.

Jaune: As the two escaped it could have gone the way of the books, ‘And, they lived happily ever after.’ All that trite. However, reality is never as it is in the books. Ozma fell ill, and there was nothing anyone could do to save him, so the man who saved, Salem, the man she loved unlike any other, died.

Jeanne: Oh… That is a really sad story…

Jaune: But, it is not over yet!

Jeanne: It’s not?!

Jaune: No. Salem was unwilling, no, incapable of letting the love her life just fade away, so she went to the only two beings capable of saving her husband; The Gods of Light, and Darkness.

Jeanne: Wait?! There are gods?! Why haven’t I heard of any of this?!

Jaune: Brother Gods; Real uptight pricks the lot of ‘em! Now, stop interrupting!

Jeanne: Sorry…

Jaune: So, she went to the, God of Light, and pleaded with it to bring back the lover of her life. The God of Light said no, why be you ask? Because bringing him back would bring unbalance to the world. So, after the, God of Light spurred, Salem’s request she went deep into the Grimm Lands, and went to the, God of Darkness, and asked it to bring, Ozma back. And, it did, Ozma was back in an instant, but it only took an instant the, God of Light to show up, and send him back to the afterlife. Then they played ping pong with, Ozma’s life, killing him, and bringing him back, until, Salem had enough. They stopped, but then the, God of Light showed that he was a real motherfucker…

Jeanne: What did it do?

Jaune: It punished, Salem because of her selfish request. So, to teach her the value of life, it made her immortal.

Jeanne: Immortal…? It made her immortal as a punishment?

Jaune: Yes; Immortal. Ha! Bringing one life back would bring unbalance to the world, but bringing an immortal into the world, that doesn’t make things unbalanced!?

Jeanne: It would be like telling a cripple to outrun a huntsman. Hell, even a child can outrun a cripple!

Jaune: Precisely. So, after years of suffering from her immortality, Salem tricked the various rulers of the world to attack the, Gods. They thought if they did that they would be able to gain immortality too. The Gods were enraged by this, and took away people’s ability to use magic…

Jeanne: We can use magic?!

Jaune: Could! Could use magic! Pay attention!

Jeanne: Sorry.

Jaune: So, after that, the God of Darkness had a little hissy fit, and while he, and his brother left the world, and… He… He blew the moon…

Jeanne: Wait?! That’s why the moon is broken?!

Jaune: Yeah, talk about a bunch of sore losers… Anyway, after a series of meteorites hit the planet it became a winter apocalypse. After a time, the world healed, Dust, and Faunas showed up. Don’t ask, I have no idea how, or why they showed up. Anyway, Salem had enough, and threw herself into a pool of Grimm, and then she came out as some sort of Grimm monster.

Jeanne: So that’s how, Salem was born?

Jaune: No, what really made, Salem the monster she sadly became happened years after that…

Jeanne: What happened…?

Jaune: The God of Light brought, Ozma back.

Jeanne: WHAT?! Why would they bring him back?!

Jaune: It wanted to fuck over the world some more?Who the hell knows, or care. All that matter is that, The God of Light likes to fuck people ovet, and Ozma was back, sorta…

Jeanne: What do you mean by sorta?

Jaune: Well, the body of, Ozma didn’t come back, but his mind did. You see, Ozma has the ability that upon his death his mind immediately gets transferred to a new body. New face, new, Ozma.

Jeanne: Wait, what happened to the mind of the original host? Did it cease to exist after, Ozma came, or?

Jaune: While he can be fought, Ozma tended to take over his host body… To the point where the hosts original mind might as well be as good as dead.

Jeanne: Oh… No wonder you called him a parasite…

Jaune: I don’t see, Ozpin in a positive light after everything I learned about that SOB. Anyway, Ozma heard of a witch in the woods, he went, and found Salem, the married, had a family, and then things went to hell… Haa… You see, Ozma, and Salem still had magic, and they used this magic to put, and end to the fighting around them. Salem then reached a point where she thought they should rule over everyone, powers unparalleled tend to give ones delusions of grandeur. They fought about this. Then in the dead of night, Ozma tried to run with their daughters, and got them killed in the ensuing battle they had… And, the world was forever plunged into a unending shadow war because of them…

Jeanne: Oh… Oh gods…

Jaune: Oh gods indeed…It was much better in your world, with Selma…

Jeanne: Why was that?

Jaune: Well, Salem, never fell into the pit of Grimm batter, so she was never that, Grimm Hybrid thingy she became. Ozma did come back, only this time he grew envious of, Salem’s immortality. And, he started do experiments on how he could gain his own version of immortality… The victims of his experiments turned out to be… his very own children…

Jeanne: Oh gods!

Jaune: Yeah… Worst of all, his experiments worked!Salem was forced to kill all of her children in order to stop him. But, he could still transfer his mind to a new host. It took centuries but, Salem managed to track him down, and lock him away with the power of the, Relic of Creation. She locked him in a vault that only she can open, and that only she knows where to find.

Jeanne: Wow… That’s some heavy stuff, but, uhh… One question?

Jaune: Yeah?

Jeanne: What’s the, Relic of Creation?

Jaune: Haaa… Okay, when, Ozma came back he came back with four, Relics given to him by the, God of Light. The Staff of Creation, the Lamp of Knowledge, Crown of Choice, and the Sword of Destruction. Pretty self evident names there on what they do. But, they each have rules on how they work. At least that what the spirit things say.

Jeanne: Spirits? These things have minds of their own?

Jaune: Yeah, I only knew the name of one of them by the time I died. The Relic of Knowledge, her name was, Jinn.

Jeanne: Really, what did she look like.

Jaune: Don’t know, I never saw her. Anyway the relics aren’t really that good; The Relic of Knowledge only let’s you ask three questions ever hundred years, and every time to use the, Relic of Creation is destroys whatever was made before… it…

Jeanne: What is it? You’ve got that, “I have a brilliant idea,” look on your face!

Jaune: There’s a look?

Jeanne: Yes, its quite rugged, and dashing.

Jaune: …

Jaune: Okay…?

Jaune: So I haven’t been able to see if, Salem, or Ozpin were the Headmaster, Headmistress because of the Beacon Academy website being shit. However, all I need is a photo of Atlas to find out which one we will be dealing with.

Jeanne: Atlas, how would you find who’s here based on a photo of, Atlas?

Jaune: Because, in my world, Atlas was a floating island because of the powers of the, Relic of Creation making it so. But, if, Salem used the, Staff to imprison, Ozpin.

Jeanne: Then there would be no floating island~!

Jaune: Bingo~! And, would you look at that~!

Jeanne: Atlas isn’t a floating island! It’s just the upper city, and Mantle is the lower city?!

Jaune: Whoo, Selma is the Headmaster of, Beacon Academy!

Acheius: What are two doing?

Jeanne: Oh… Just learning who the Headmistress of, Beacon Academy.

Acheius: Headmistress Selma? Why did you want to know that?

Jaune: Yes!

Jeanne: Well, we need to learn who’s in charge of the school when we train to be, Hunters!

Acheius: You want to be a, Huntress, Jeanne?

Jeanne: Yeah! I-Is there a problem with that, Dad?

Acheius: Hmm… We’ll need to discuss that with your mother, okay dear?

Jeanne: Okay, Dad.

Jaune: Can I join that conversation too, Dad?

Acheius: And, why would you want to do that?

Jaune: Because I want to be a, Huntsman.

Acheius: You?! A, Huntsman?! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jaune…

Jeanne: Hh oh…

Acheius: Hahahaha hooo… Oh that’s funny~!

Jaune: Is that a no?

Acheius: Yes.

Jaune: May I ask why?

Acheius: Because I said so, end of discussion.

Jaune: …

Jeanne: You saw this coming, didn’t you?

Jaune: Haaa… And, thus my misfortune never ends…

Jeanne: Oh no…

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I don't know whats a more scary thought. Nora and her new twin sister Nora, or a new Nora who has the memories of both Nora's due to the cosmic energy demanding the Nora count remain as one.

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The Council Has Decided

Nora: Nice to meet you, Jaune Nora…

Nora: Oh hello, Jeanne Nora…

Nora: …

Nora: …

Nora: …

Nora: …

Nora: You’re outfit is so CUTE~! Where did you get it?

Nora: Oh, I got it when we’re in, Atlas.

Nora: I bet, Ren loved it!

Nora: No, he became emotionally distant when we came to, Atlas. So… I tried, but… Yeah.

Nora: We don’t have good luck with him.

Nora: We get some with, Rin at least.

Nora: Yeah, but we can all agree it’s not the same.

Nora: But, with, Jaune: MmhH~! Mana likey~!

Nora: You got to bang, Jaune?!

Nora: Hell ya I did~! I walked with a limp for three days, It was totally worth it~!

Nora: Oh, you lucky bitch!

Nora: It was a simple stress relief sex, but still; Totally worth it~!

Nora: Still lucky…

Nora: So, how did they become twins in a new world?

Nora: You’ll have to ask, It.

Nora: God?

Nora: You know, It doesn’t like that name.

Nora: I forgot. We don’t talk often.

Nora: It doesn’t talk to anyone.

Nora: It just leaves us notes to follow for us, Nora’s to do. Like these!

Nora: When did you get those?

Nora: No idea.

Nora: Sounds normal. So, what does it say?

Nora: A-A-Ahem~! “Two lives, once separate now become one.”

Nora: So, the two became twins so they could have a happier life together? That’s so sweet of them~!

Nora: Yeah! But… Uhhh… I don’t think it was just talking about them.

Nora: Are we talking about us?

Nora: Well, It is. See?

Nora: “The memories of two shall become one. That means you two.”

Nora: …

Nora: …

Nora: The world couldn’t handle the magnitude of two, Nora’s.

Nora: Agreed. So, bar the twins, who else is going to be there?

Nora: No idea. I can’t wait to find out though!

Nora: Me neither!

Nora: Alright then, lets go!

Nora: WHOO! Lets go!

Nora: Wait!

Nora: What is it?

Nora: Should we be: Friends with benefits, or a Harem wife?

Nora: Let’s aim for the first one, but hope for the later.

Nora: FUCK YEAH!

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so rin and ren will also be twins in this reincarnation? Renaissance? Well, you know what I mean, because the net rin deserves a better opportunity to interact with jaune and win her little heart.

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Shall We Sing Together Again~?

The Twins: Age Seven.

Training in how to use their respective weapons once more.

Jeanne: Whaa! Ooph?!

Jaune: You okay, Jeanne?

Jeanne: Yeah…

Jaune: Here, let me help you up.

Jeanne: Thanks.

Jaune: No problem.

Jeanne: Haa… I just don’t get it, Jaune… I know how to swing a sword, but every time I swing it I end up kissing the ground! I was never like this in Beacon! Jaune… What’s wrong with me…?

Jaune: How old are you now?

Jeanne: Seven.

Jaune: And, how old were you in, Beacon?

Jeanne: Seventeen. Wait, is that the problem, I’m comparing my young self to my old self?

Jaune: Among other things. You’re body hasn’t developed enough to fight like you used to; Your muscles strength is nothing compared to when you were seventeen. Hell, you’re not even as tall as you were back then. We’re training to be as good as we once were when we we’re in our late teens. It’s gonna take us years before we can even start to bare a fragment of a semblance as we once were. Give it time, Jeanne. We’ll get there eventually.

Jeanne: Haa… I’ve been rushing it haven’t I?

Jaune: A bit. But, we’ve got time to become the knights we once were! Okay, lets stop here for today, cause if you fall again, Mom will accuse me of picking a fight with you, or something.

Jeanne: Yeah, I rather not fall again for the third time.

Jaune: Eighth time.

Jeanne: I fell seven times?!

Jaune: Yeah…

Jeanne: Okay, yeah I need to slow down a lot!

Jaune: That you do. Come on, lets go home.

Jeanne: Okay.

As the duo were walking through the forest, their training swords left behind, Jeanne decided to ask a question that had been plaguing her mind for years now.

Jeanne: Who do you think will be there?

Jaune: I’m sorry?

Jeanne: Beacon Academy, do you ever wonder who will be there? My team JNPR, or yours?

Jaune: Hopefully my, Team JNPR, and Team RWBY. I got along better with them then I did with their male counterparts.

Jeanne: I hope they’re there too. After you came, the guys in my world lost it. And, I couldn’t handle how they viewed me anymore. How the lusted after me…

Jaune: Yeah, that creeped me out too. Did you ‘fix’ that problem?

Jeanne: Yeah, I asked, Headmistress Selma if we could trade, May, for Pyrros. We voted three to one, Pyrros was sent to, Team RWBY, and I got my new little sister on my team! It was the best!

Jaune: May…? May Zedong?

Jeanne: Yeah, did you know her?

Jaune: Not as well as I wanted to…

Jeanne: What happened?

Jaune: We, May, Pyrrha, and I got close… Romantically close… I was going to ask them both on a date. But, then the Fall happened, and they both died… I hope at least those two are there… I want to have the life I dreamed of having with them.

Jaune stopped as he felt a hand on his shoulder, he turned to see, Jeanne gave him a comforting gaze as she gently squeezed his shoulder.

Jeanne: We’ll see them again, Jaune. Just you wait.

Jaune: Thanks, Jeanne.

Jeanne: So, anyone else you’re hoping to see?

Jaune: Since you mentioned it, I was hoping to see, Selma.

Jeanne: Headmistress Selma; Is it because if she was in your world you wouldn’t be stuck in a hellish shadow war that ruined everything?

Jaune: Yeah, pretty much.

Jeanne: I was hopping to see, Rin, again.

Jaune: Why’s that?

Jeanne: I was hopping she could become my sister!

Jaune: Are you going to adopt her like you did with your, May?

Jeanne: No I was hopping you’d marry her actually.

Jaune: …

Jaune: Eh?

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Will there be a continuation of ‘I will see you again~!’ ?

It leaves me with so many questions and wondering so many things.

It’s implied that everyone else was a girl so far so he’ll be the only boy with Jeanne being his twin. Will he hate Jeanne though as they grow up? Will he actually meet genuine friends?

Is our favourite noodle finally going to get happiness in this new world?

Love your stuff. Always looking forward to reading it.

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We’re Together Once More~!

Saphron: Awww~!

Saphire: They’re so precious~!

Luna: How are they so cute together~ ?

Juniper: Is something going on?

Saphron: Look at the twins mom! Aren’t they just so cute~?!

Juniper: …

The Arc Matriarch overlooks the two year old twins on a blanket on the floor as, Jeanne was hugging her brother, rubbing her cheek against his fed up face.

Juniper: Awww~! That’s so precious~!

Sqphron: Look how much she loves her older brother~!

Luna: I’ve got photos!

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Meanwhile in the world of the twins and their semi-telepathic twin link. Jaune was pushing his arms gainst, Jeanne’s face to get her off of him.

Jaune: J-Jeanne!

Jeanne: Mmm~! Big bro!

Jaune: Jeanne, get off of me!

Jeanne: Never! You’ll just run away from me if I do!

Jaune: Give me some space, and I promise I won’t leave!

Jeanne: Promise?

Jaune: Arc’s promise.

Jeanne: Mmm… Okay, but if run away from me, I’m chasing after you!

Jeanne then begrudgingly move away from, Jaune a respectful distance away. Still close enough to pounce him if he got any ideas.

Jaune: Ugh… why are you so clingy? My sisters in my past life were never this clingy! Except for, Carol… she was too clingy…Far too clingy for my liking…

Jeanne: Hey! I was devastated after I lost you in our past lives! Now, your my older brother! I’m not letting you get away from me that easily!

Jaune: Oh… I didn’t know you took my death that hard…

Jeanne: How could I not?! ‘Me,’ basically celebrating my death isn’t something one can easily get over. I did eventually… But, it took years for that to happen…

Jaune: It that how you saw my death; As if you were the one who died?

Jeanne: Well, we are the gender counterparts of each other. So, I always saw you as me, and me as you, in a certain way that is.

Jaune: Hmm… I can understand that…

Jeanne: Jaune… I know your life was hard… and, you knowing what my life was like made it harder for you to bare. But, your death didn’t make my life any easier. I saw your death as partially my fault; not that you sacrificed yourself to save others, that’s an, Arc thing to do. But, you were so at peace with it… That you were more than willing to die, and never have to deal with me again. That… the hurt more than I ever thought it could… So I am going to do everything in my power to make your life a better one than the last one! So, can you please do one thing, just one thing for me…?

Jaune: And, what would that be?

Jeanne: Don’t die. Don’t wish to die. Don’t wish to die to be rid of me. Live, live for me, for your family, and most important of all; Live for yourself. Can you promise me this? Please…?

Jaune looked away form his younger sister to stare into the eyes of his older sister, and mother, and saw the wealth of happiness, warmth, and joy in their faces as they stared upon them. He could feel a pool of guilt fill into his very being as he came to realize at long last they his death may have been liberating, but how many people did he hurt with his death?

He looked down as his small baby hands, clenching into fists as he recounted the mistakes he seemingly made in his past life. His mind only being broken away as he felt a comforting hand on his shoulder, and a pair of warm eyes staring at him. He smiled, as he turned, to gaze upon his little sister, and pulled her into a warm hug, as he gently rubbed her back.

Jaune: I promise you, Jeanne I won’t go, and get myself killed. This time I’m going to live, for you, our family, and most of all for myself.

Jeanne: Arc’s promise?

Jaune: Arc’s promise.

~~~

The rest of the, Arc family cooed as they saw the siblings lovingly embrace one another.

Luna: More! I need more photos! NOW!!!

Juniper: Oh they are just so precious~!

Saphron: You would think that they’d be at each other’s throats. Being twins, and opposite genders, and all.

Saphire: Give them time. Siblings will eventually come into conflict with one another.

Juniper: Since you mentioned siblings, I suppose now would be a good time to tell you I’m pregnant.

SSC: Wait, WHAT?!

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Jeanne: What do you think they’re freaking out about?

Jaune: Mom’s probably just let it slip she’s pregnant again.

Jeanne: Ahh… There’s one more after this one right?

Jaune: Yes, but this one should be the twins if I’m not mistaken.

Jeanne: Sheesh… Mom, and dad have a hell of a libido.

Jaune: Arc’s have a hell of a libido.

Jeanne: First hand experience?

Jaune: Yes.

Jeanne: Never experienced it myself; well, with a guy that is.

Jaune: Well; New life, and new possibilities await us.

Jeanne: True, so instead of, Terra taking your virginity, can I have it instead?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Imma gonna kill you now…

Jeanne: Relax, Jaune I was…?!

Jaune: DIE YOU DEGENERATE!!! DIE!!!

Jeanne: AHHHHH?!?!!

~~~

And, with that, Jaune was beating, Jeanne over the head with his, Pumpkin Pete’s plushie. And, as the the family watch on this cruel act of violence, Sapphire couldn’t help, but smugly smile at her sister.

Saphire: See, told you it was only a matter of time.

Saphron: Oh, shut up…

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I Hope to Never see you Again

Jaune: Whoo! Good news, Jeanne!

Jeanne: G-Good news…?

Jaune: Great news actually! Dare I say, stupendous news! Hahaha~!

Jeanne: W-Wait? Why are we here?!

Jaune: This is amazing~! Haha-HA!

Jeanne: Jaune, we’re in the, White Room?! B-But we didn’t swap?! Why are we in the, White Room?! Jaune! Jaune, what’s happening?!

Jaune: I’m dead~!

Jeanne: W-What…?!

Jaune: I’m dead! I fucking died~! This is amazing~!

Jeanne: Y-You died…?!

Jaune: Yep!

Jeanne: And, your celebrating this?!

Jaune: Hell yeah!

Jeanne: Why are you celebrating this?!

Jaune: Because it means this fuckery won’t happen anymore! Ah-hahaha~!

Jeanne: And, your happy for that?

Jaune: Among other things: I’m free of you, and all the bullshit you’ve put me through! I can finally see my girl’s again! And, Ozpin can fucking suck it! Hahaha~! I’m free, I’m free, I’m free~!

Jeanne: B-But, how did you die?!

Jaune: I choked to death on a pancake!

Jeanne: …

Jeanne: What…?!

Jaune: No, if I was eating pancakes, Nora would have given me the heimlich, and saved me. And, all it would have cost me is at least three broken ribs!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Or, maybe a broken spine… Can’t be too sure with, Nora…

Jeanne: Then how did you die?

Jaune: Oh I died killing, Cinder.

Jeanne: Cinder? That woman who killed, Pyrrha, and destroyed, Beacon Academy? Y-You killed her…?

Jaune: Yep! I decapitated her! Sure she gutted me with her spear, and I bled out in the end. But… She’s dead, and now she won’t hurt anyone anymore.

Jeanne: Are you really fine with your death…?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Well… I’ll miss seeing my family again… I never got to say goodbye to them… Or, the rest of my team as well. And, I’ll miss the chance not to see, Adrian grow up in the future. But… I am at peace with my death. I’m tired of living in my world, and I’m absolutely tired of seeing your world.

Jeanne: Jaune… I never meant…

Jaune: I know. You never meant for this to happen. I’m just tired… I was okay with the way things were in my world, and I was trying to make it better, but then you showed up, and completely screwed up everything! Visiting a world where everything I ever wanted was given to the opposite to me: training, skill, a loving family, the love, and respect of others around me. Everything I ever wanted… your world broke me… And, it every time I met you it just got worse, and worse… I’m tired of living my life, and learning what your life is like. I’m ready to leave this world behind.

Jeanne: I… I see…

Jaune: Hey, Jeanne… Before I go… I just want you to know that I never hated you.

Jeanne: Y-You didn’t…?

Jaune: Nope.

Jeanne: B-But, I thought…?

Jaune: I never hated you. I hated most the people in your world, your world, and all. But, you were just as much of a helpless victim as I am. And, being in your world was… mentally draining. And, I’m more than glad to be done with it.

Jeanne: Jaune… I’m sorry…

Jaune: For what?

Jeanne: For not being able to save you… Not being able to help improve your world so people were more accepting of me, or more accepting of you in my world. I failed you… I’m sorry…

Jaune: Nahhh… You didn’t fail me, Jeanne. My friends did, your friends did, my family, your family, even I failed myself. But, you, Jeanne… You never failed me.

Jeanne: Feels like I did though…

Jaune: Well… To you it may feel like that, but to me it doesn’t…

Jeanne: But, that doesn’t change anything! I still failed you! I could have helped you, bur no matter how hard I tried I couldn’t! I couldn’t save you! I couldn’t do anything!

Jaune: Well… I couldn’t do anything, even when I tried, even when my friends tried to help me. I failed, Jeanne, you didn’t.

Jeanne: But, I could have! I…

Jaune grabbed, Jeanne by her shoulders, and gently pulled her into a comforting, and warm embrace.

Jaune: It’s okay, Jeanne… What’s done is done.

Jeanne: …

Jaune: I’m okay with what’s happened to me. You don’t have to, you can hate it all you want, but at the end of the day you can’t change it.

Jeanne: This isn’t how I wanted things to end… I wanted us to become the best of friends… to go on adventures together! I just wanted you to play a part in my life! Wa-hahaha…! This isn’t fair! This isn’t right!

Jaune: Life isn’t fair, Jeanne. Once you understand that, life become slightly easier to handle.

Jeanne: Does it?

Jaune: Eventually.

Jeanne: Pfft…! That’s not helpful at all…

Jaune broke the hug, to point back at, Jeanne’s face, a wide smiled across both of their faces.

Jaune: But, it did get you to laugh!

Jeanne: No it didn’t!

Jaune: Yes you… Hmm…?! Oh well ain’t that interesting?

Jeanne: Jaune?! You’re hand?!

Jaune: It’s fading away just like I am… Cool.

Jeanne: How is that cool?!

Jaune: Well, this time I get to say goodbye instead of just leaving randomly. So, before I go: Meeting you was an experience, mostly bad, but I learned a few things in the end. Which even is often what you want to take home at the end of the day. So, goodbye, Jeanne. And, don’t take this the wrong way, bit… I hope to never see you again. Bye, Jeanne~!

Jeanne: No! Please! Please don’t…!

As, Jaune starts to fade way a tear stricken, Jeanne reaches out to grab him. Only to see her hand fly in front of, Rin’s face who doges out of the way from being slapped in the face.

Rin: Uhh…? What was that about?

Jeanne: Go… Please don’t go… Jaune…

Rin: Jaune? Jeanne, did something happen to, Jaune? Jeanne? Jeanne!

Jeanne fell into, Rin’s embrace, tears cascading down her eyes as she came to the grim realization that she would never again see her dear friend again.

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Jaune (about to be thrown into the ground by a Beringel): AHHHHHHHH WORSE TEAM MISSION EVER!!! (breaks cafetiere table and looks around) oh I have never been happier to see your face bef- OH GOD JEANNE IS GETTING MAULED BY A BERINGEL

Jeanne: WHAT IS THIS THING?!?!?!

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Bad Timing

Jaune: OI! Put me down you fucker!

Jaune was having a bad day. Missing breakfast, dealing with, Marrow wanting his coffee instead of just getting his own. Dealing with SDC personal picking on the little guy just trying to get to work. Being picked up by a, Beringel about to be thrown on the ground like a sack of flour.

Yeah, he was having a bad day.

But, Jaune wasn’t going to let this thing just toss him about! Quite literally at that.

Jaune raised his sword, and brought it down with a roaring cry as he heard the sounds of tearing of metal, and splintering of wood as his blade impacted the monsters skull!

Wait? Hold on now.

Splintering of wood, and the tearing of metal? Grimm skulls don’t make those kind of sounds.

For some idiotic reason, Jaune had closed his eyes, something you never do in a fight that for some reason he did?! To find his sword lodged in one of, Beacon’s cafeteria tables through one of the food trays. Jaune looked over, and saw, Rin’s shock expression, partly hidden behind a pile of mashed potato’s.

Jaune: Ohhh…

Nora appeared on the other side of, Rin, and waved at, Jaune.

Nora: Hi, Jaune!

Jaune: Hi, Nora…

Nora: So, what’s with stabbing the table with your sword, and covering, Rinny’s face with the wrong white stuff?

Rin: NORA?!

Jaune: Uhh… I was attacking a Beringel… I WAS ATTACKING A BERINGEL?!

Nora: Cool. What’s that?

Jaune: It’s a bloody, Grimm monkey!

Rin: I’m sorry, Jaune, but why are you reacting as you are?

Jaune: I’m armed; I’ve got my armour, and weapons on! Jeanne was in her school uniform eating lunch! She’s going in to battle unarmed, and underdressed?! And the fucker was about to throw me?!

Rin: Oh no…

Nora: Oh shit!

Jaune: Oh this isn’t going to be good…

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Jeanne: Owww… W-What happened…?!

Jeanne see’s a bright light above above her then a shadow rest above her. Jeanne needed to focus her eyes to see who it was above her.

Jeanne: N-Nora… Is that you…?

Nora: Hello, Jeanne… You’re dead.

Jeanne: WHAT?!

~~~

Jaune: But, my team is with her, so she she’ll be fine!

Rin: You don’t sound so convinced.

Jaune: No, I have my own, Nora, and you know what she’s like…

Rin: Fair.

Nora: Hey!

~~~

Ren: Nora!

Nora: Hahahaha! I’m sorry, I had to!

Jeanne: You’re joking, right? I-I d-didn’t die fighting some sort of monkey Grimm?!

Nora: No, you didn’t die fighting that monkey Grimm.

Jeanne: Oh, thank gods…

Nora: You died before you arrived at, Beacon Academy.

Jeanne: WHAT?!

Nora: Yes, everything you been experiencing is just the imagination of your dying mind.

Jeanne: WHAT?!

Ren: NORA!

~~~

Jaune: …

Jaune: Does, Jeanne have any comfort foods, cause she’s gonna need it…

Rin: Yeah, your, Nora is mean

Nora: As we should be~!

JR: …

Nora: So, Jaune you wanna sleep with, Rin?

JR: Wait, what?!

Nora: Threesome with, me, and Rin then?

JR: WHAT?!

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Oobleck: Now Ms.Arc what is the name of the island where the white fang headquarters are

Jeanne: Its M-Jaune: NO YANG I DON'T KNOW HOW BIG OF A DICK THE MALE YOU HAS THAT IS NOT SOMETHING GUYS TALK TO EACH OTHER ABOUT AND EVEN IF WE DID I DID'NT HAVE A OPPORTUNITY TO ASK BECAUSE I WAS ATTACK REMEMBER

Class:......

Jaune: I'm just gonna go walk around to clear my head because in my world we didn't have school today and hopefully not get jumped and you 5 (P RWBY) fuck off and die good day

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Time to Swap Out

Oobaleck: And, after the, Faunas Wars were concluded, the worlds decided to give the, Faunas their own land; Ms. Arc.

Jeanne: Yes, Professor?

Oobalek: What is the name of the island that the faunas founded?

Jeanne: It is the island of M…

Jaune: FOR THE LOVE OF GODS, YANG?!! I did not ask what the dick size of your male counterpart is? Why the fuck would I ask that?! Guys don’t talk about that kind of shit!?! And, I was too busy running away from them, because they we’re trying to KILL ME?!!

Oobaleck: …

Jaune: What?!

Jaune looks around, and sees he’s in the middle of, Professor Oobaleck’s class.

Jaune: Eh? Why am I in, Professor Oobaleck’s class… we have class off to… oh… That’s why…

Jaune looked around saw some familiar faces: familiar faces he did not what to see.

Jaune: Oh… I’m back here again… Fuck…

~~~

Jaune: So, yeah. You’ll be filling out the rest of time in detention when you get back.

Jeanne: Because you interrupted his class?

Jaune: No, I think it was because of the fact I got in a fight with, Pyrros.

Jeanne: Eh?! Why did you do that?!

Jaune: Oh, same reasons as last time. “Where is my, Angel!” Punch. “Tell me where she is!” Whack. “Ahh my groin!” Thud.

Jeanne: You punched him in the nuts?!

Jaune: The closest an, Arc is ever gonna get to ‘em.

Jeanne: …

Jeanne: Pfft!

Jaune: Are you laughing?

Jeanne: N-No! I’m not laughing!

Jaune: So, what was it like in my world for you?

Jeanne: Well… I said I preferred waffles to pancakes to, Nora. She tackled me to the ground, and tried to choke me…

Jaune: Pfft! Hahaha! Oh, that’s, Nora alright!

Jeanne: Honestly if it wasn’t for, Ren, and Pyrrha, I thought I was still in my world with my same, Nora.

Jaune: In my world she said that she was a… multiversal constant?

Jeanne: Yeah, something like that.

Jaune: Yeah, I only partially understood that, and I don’t want to understand the rest of it.

Jeanne: Same.

Jaune: Did they get, Nora off of you? I don’t want to return to, Nora chocking me out.

Jeanne: Eventually… I think they were letting her get at me for all the trouble I’ve caused you.

Jaune: That’s…! Plausible…

Jeanne: Yeah, I don’t think people like seeing me in your world.

Jaune: They certainly don’t like me.

Jeanne: Yeah… I’m going to try, and fix that.

Jaune: Really, why?

Jeanne: Why? Don’t you want to improve the relations between you, and my team RWBY?

Jaune: Well, I would prefer not to be attacked on sight by them. But, considering our last parting was me telling them to, ‘fuck off.’ I don’t believe in your odds of improving our relationships.

Jeanne: Well, I can try, can’t I?

Jaune: Well, you can try, but does that mean that you’ll…?!

(SPLAT!)

Nora: Haha! Take that, Jeanne!

Ren: Uhh… Nora?

Nora: Our, Jaune-Jaune would have dodged that! For he is the superior Team Leader!

Pyrrha: Here’s a towel, Jaune.

Nora: Now suffer, Hahahahaha!

Jaune: Nora.

Nora: Ahahahah-Jaune?

Jaune: Hi, Nora…

Nora: You swapped just as soon as I threw the pie…

Jaune: Yep. You would have gotten her with that pie, Nora. She didn’t know that was coming, if she did she would have told me that was coming.

Nora: Sorry…

Jaune: Nahh, its okay. She would have gotten a kick out of it.

Pyrrha: Are you okay, Jaune.

Jaune: …

Jaune: I’m with you guys, so everything is fine.

Pyrrha: Ahh, that’s good to hear!

Jaune: Shame about the pie though.

Pyrrha: Yeah, I wanted to have that too.

Nora: All you have to do is lick some off of him if you still want some~!

Pyrrha: NORA?!

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ok, I don't remember if I said this idea or dreamed it, but here it goes again just in case.swapped au) jeanne wakes up on a very strange beach, because she doesn't know how well jaune knows about the island, she just sits on the sand to wait just before being taken to the connection area (the white space where they meet) notice a piece of sword that shines in the sand.how she develops her talk at that moment.

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A Dream

Jeanne: Ahh?!

Jeanne woke with a startled shriek. Cool water covered her bare feet, she pushed back on her feet to get away from this cold sensation, but then she realized something quite interesting.

She was on a beach.

She remembered crawling into bed, saying goodnight to her team, Nora, Rin, May, Pyrros. She remembered the feeling of warmth that enveloped her body as she slowly fell to sleep.

She thought the cold, wet shock to her feet was, Nora simply playing a little prank on her. But, the smooth feeling of the sand underneath her hands, the cool breeze blowing through her hair, the gentle splash of the waves upon the sand. All of this spoke to one of two things. That, Jeanne was in the middle of a very, very intense dream, or…

They ‘Swapped.’

She was really hopping for the former of the two.

Jeanne laid on the beach for a moment, basking in the warmth of the sun, and the calming aura this place held. She was hopping that, Jaune was on some sort of vacation, probably at the beaches of Vaccuo. They can be quite relaxing.

He needed… He desperately needed a vacation…

As she stood upon her feet, she dusted the sand off her pyjamas. Basking in the beautiful sight before her for a moment longer before turning around to see if someone could tell her where her, Jaune’s friends were.

Jeanne: Oh…

Her breath fled her throat as she stared at the sight before her. A small jungle before her, and in the centre rest a tree that shot up for over a mile into the sky, whose mighty branches blanketed the ground beneath them for miles.

Jeanne was taken aback by the majesty of the sight before her. Never before had she ever seen such a mighty tree such as this one before. This feeling of majesty filled her with a sense dread unlike any other she had yet felt. What serious of events had lead, Jaune to such a place like this? And, where were his friends? Where were his team?! Where was…

Anyone…?

Jeanne: Uhh… Hello! Anyone there?! Can anyone one hear me! HELLO!?!

Her pleas for help were answered only by the splashing of the waves upon the sands, and the wind brushing the leaves together. No living being was out there to hear her cries for help, let alone answer them.

Jeanne made to move towards the surrounding jungles, but she stopped. It would be for the best not to get, Jaune lost when he returned. She knew, Jaune well, not as well as she wanted to, but she knew he had a plan in the making to get back to his friends. That’s just the kind of man he was after all.

So, Jeanne did the only thing she could do; she found a nice spot to sit down on, and just basked in the calm aura that the world presented before her.

She lost track on how long she just sat there, basking in the warm suns rays. Not that she really cared, she just wanted to enjoy the beauty of this moment. She would ask, where, and how, Jaune ended up in such a place later in the, ‘White Room.’

But, before, Jeanne could start to dread to think of what questions she would dare ask him. For there were too many things she could ask him, that would hurt him in ways she couldn’t possibly imagine. She noticed an odd glint of light in the corner of her eyes.

She stood up to approach the odd speckle of light where she recognized it to be the pommel of Crocea Mors. Jaune’s, Crocea Mors. That was another, among many questions she wanted to ask him; Why the new design, how did it function. Simple things such as those. But, the main question as of now was simply this: Why did he leave his sword here?

Jeanne knew she would never just leave her sword laying in the sand like this, and neither would, Jaune. But, as she picked it up she noticed how terribly light it felt in her hands. But, as she withdrew it from the sand it rest in, she realized why his blade felt to light, and a grim, and terrifying realization as she looked upon the blade.

She screamed as she let the blade go, letting it land softly on the ground an action that let her see the damage that had be wrought to the blade all too well. The blade had been shattered into piece’s, where those pieces were, she will never know. But, what she did know was that the tip of his broken blade ran red with blood. But, who’s blood was it?! Is it his, or someone else’s blood?!

‘Where is, Jaune?! I need to get to, Jaune! Jaune, needs my help!’ These were the thoughts that ran through, Jeanne’s mind as she frantically scanner her surroundings. She knew he was not here, where ever here was. But, she knew she needed to find a way, anyway to get to him!

Jeanne: …

Jeanne: Jaune?! JAUNE!! It’s me, Jeanne! I’m here for you! Just tell me, where are you! Jaune! JAUNNNNNE!!!

Jeanne knew that, Jaune couldn’t hear her, no doubt there was no one that could actually hear her. She just needed to let the world know, that she was searching for him.

But, as the sound of the waves, and the wind carried on. And, the tears slowly descended down her face she knew she had failed him again.

As, Jeanne had long since seen that her presence in, Jaune’s had been a blight upon it, unlike none other before. Whatever peace, and tranquility he had. Whatever happiness, and peace of mind he ever had, was always ruined with the shear knowledge that she existed. And, that simple fact broke, Jeanne’s heart in ways she could not fathom to describe.

And, as her heart was broken once again by her own actions she cupped her face in her hands, and fell to the ground in tears. And, by gods did it hurt.

It hurt…?

It shouldn’t have hurt, she was collapsing into a pole of sand, why would it hurt?

And, as she opened her eyes, she realized why it hurt. Gone was the soft waves upon the beaches, the soft breeze in the trees, the looming mountain of a tree in the distance. All that remained now was white. White floors, that seemed endless, and white sky’s with no fathomable end to them. A place so simplistic i. Its nature, one could never forget its existence.

Jeanne had returned to the, White Room.

Jeanne quickly rose to her her feet, and just started running. She had a destination, and she needed to vet there as fast as she could. She knew it didn’t matter which way she ran, she would inevitably find her way to the, Cubes, and there she would find, Jaune. And, if she didn’t, then she just needed to keep on running.

She rand for what felt like an eternity before she finally saw the only noticeable land marks in this gods forsaken place. The Cubes, but, Jaune was no where to be seen. She collapsed on one of the cubes as she caught her breath, bands of sweat dripping down her forehead as she looked past the second cube, hopping to see some sight of, Jaune in the distance.

But, as she just feared, she saw nothing.

Jeanne: We’re not done yet…!

With grim determination, Jeanne rose to her feet once more, and started running like a demon possessed.

As she ran she could see a dark form on the horizon. Jeanne felt a spark of joy fill her heart as she could no doubt see, Jaune. But, as she neared him, that joy was swiftly dashed.

As she neared, Jaune she could see a billowing cloud of black miasma that seemed to shoot small shoots of flame about him. He was hugging his knees, as he buried his face in them, drowning out the pure white of the void, to lose himself in the shadows.

Jeanne: J-Jaune…? Jaune! Jaune, are you okay?!

The cloud of miasma seemed to pick up speed, and blow fiercer around, Jaune to the point where she could feel a spine schilling breeze blow around him.

Jeanne: Jaune! It’s me, Jeanne! I’m here to help you!

As she neared him she reached out to place a hand on his shoulder, only to see him turn his head at a speed that would break a mans neck. She recoiled in shock as those once deep blue were dulled as murky water. His eyes were red from crying as they looked at her with this hollow gaze. Wyes filled with neother hate, nor sadness, but a void festering within his very soul.

He looked at her for a moment longer, long enough for, Jeanne to be able to ingrain the sight of, Jaune’s empty eyes into her heart, and mind forever.

Jaune’s head slowly returned to resting against his knees as the whirlwind of the miasma intensified. Jeanne could fee the strong winds pushing her away, but, Jeanne held her grown as she trued to grab on to her friend.

Jeanne: Jaune! I know I’ve been an unimaginable burden on you! But, I am here for! Please, let me help you! Please!!!

The winds intensified, knocking Jeanne down, forcing her to struggle to rise on her feet as she was pushed away farther, and father away from, Jaune.

Jeanne: Jaune! Please! Don’t push me away! Jaune! JAUNE!!!

Nora: AHH?! (THUD) Oww…

Pyrros: Ahhh?!

May: Wha?! What is it?!

Rin: Jeanne…? Is something wrong?

She was back in her room. For the first time since the, ‘Spawning’ had started she wish she didn’t leave. For, Jeanne was a girl who dreamed to be a hero, just like her counterpart, Jaune. And, the one person who desperately needed saving, was the one person she wanted to save was the one person she could never save.

As this grim realization dawned on her, Jeanne responded in the only way she coulddo: She cried.

She cried, her heart, and soul out as she discovered that this was all she could ever do for him.

And, that broke her.

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I'm assuming Jaune had a melt down going to Jeanne's world and seeing Beacon perfectly fine made even worse by swapping in front of class seeing male Pyrrha and him saying "oh great the failure is back".

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An Unfair, and Cruel World

Green grass, emerald trees, blue sky. A tower rising high, high into the sky. Buildings of stone, and students milling about their day, and lessons. This was, Beacon Academy. A world, Jaune never thought he would see once again. Only in his dreams he thought he would walk these halls, hear these sounds again. But, he knew he would always come here in his nightmares.

Jaune: W-W-What…?! B-Beacon Academy?! No no nononono! This is a dream, just a really, really vivid dream?! Haha?! Yeah, I can just wake up, yeah, wake up?! Haha~?!

: Uhh…? Jaune, everything okay?

Jaune turned on the dime, and turned to see who spoke to him. He a wide, almost mad smile went across his face as he neared her.

Jaune: Ahh, Nora?!

Nora: H-Hi, Jaune… Nice outfit…?

Jaune: Slap me!

Nora: W-What?

Jaune: Slap me! I-I-I gotta wake up from this nightmare?! So slap me, and wake me up!

Nora: O-Okay…?

Nora really, really didn’t want to slap, Jaune. She does like to go in for a playful slap every now, and then, but not when, Jaune was acting like this. Nonetheless, she did hit him, not as harshly as she would often do. But, it wasn’t hard enough, at least he said so.

(Slap!)

Jaune: What?! W-W-Why am I still here?!

Nora: What do you mean, Jaune?

Jaune: H-H-Hit me again!

Nora: W-What?!

Jaune: Hit me again! Harder this time!

Nora: W-Why do you want me to hit you? No, why are you freaking out?! What’s wrong, Jaune?!

Jaune: What’s wrong…? What’s wrong?! This is a nightmare! None of this should be here! It should all be a Grimm infested hell hole?! Why is, Beacon still…?!

The door opened, and his voice fell. For in the door was someone he didn’t want to see. Not because he didn’t want to see that person. But, he didn’t want to see what that person represented.

: Nora, what’s taking you so long, we’re going to miss… Oh, hello, Jaune. Its nice to see you again~!

Jaune: R-R-Rin?!

Rin: Hi, Jaune… Are… Are you okay?

Jaune: No?! I-If you’re here?! T-That means I’m in her world?! Where everything is nice, and perfect, and not an absolute hell hole?!!

Rin: Jaune? Jaune what’s wrong?!

Jaune: Haha?! Ahahaha?!

Rin, and Nora were getting scared; Jaune’s actions, his behaviour, it all seemed like too erratic, too unrestrained. Like his whole world was falling apart, and he was going to break under the pressure.

Jaune: Where is she?!

He turned to face them, a mad, and wild look in his eyes, as he stood above them, is frame having become bigger, and taller since they last saw him.

Rin: W-Who?

Jaune: Cinder… Cinder Fucking Fall!

Rin: I-I don’t know anyone named that?!

Jaune: Noo…?! Hehe…Do you, know, Nora?!

Nora: No, why are you looking for her?

Jaune: Haha~?! So I can kill her…

His words were said so casually, so calmly that it sent chills down the girls spine as he shoved them aside, and left the room with a bloodthirsty gaze as he rand down the halls of the school.

Nora: Shit! He’s getting away!

Rin: I should have used my semblance on him!

Nora: Well why didn’t you?!

Rin: He was scaring me! That mad look in his eyes… We better get after him!

Nora: I’ll send the others a text to tell them to keep an eye on him.

Rin: Alright, lets go!

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Jaune: Where is she?! Where the fuck is that bitch!

: Where is that failure of a huntsman?

: There he is!

: Well, he’s had, an upgrade.

: Hey, Arc!

Jaune: Oh look, the simp squad, the fuck do you losers want?!

William: Simp squad?!

Pyrros: We just want to talk.

Jaune: Before, or after you insult me again?

Ruben: Shit, he heard you.

Jaune: Of course I heard you, you pathetic little shit! Now, what do you want!

Blake: Nora asked us to keep an eye on you, that’s it.

Jaune: ‘Keep an eye on me?!’ Hahah~?! What are you going to do; beat the hell out of me, and lock me up again?!

Ruben: T-That was just a misunderstanding…

Jaune: Really?! Hehehe?! Being attacked by everyone for just showing up? While you are also planning on attacking me?!

Pyrros: We weren’t going to attack you.

Jaune: Then, why are you all armed…?

Pyrros: We’re at a Huntsman Academy, of course we have your weapons.

Jaune: Hehe?! Really~?! All of you, dressed in your school uniforms, armed, while you’re looking for me? Haha~! If you were a jokester I would have thought it was hilarious~?!

Ruben: Okay… Something ain’t right in his head…

Jaune: It doesn’t matter! We both know you’re full of it! So, just tell me where, Cinder Fall is, and I’ll be on my way!

Yin: W-Who…?

Jaune: Cinder Fall? Smug smile?! Burning eyes? A psychotic serial killer?!! Does that ring any bells?!

Ruben: N-No…?

Blake: Okay, I have no idea what happened, but I think he’s gone through some shit…

William: Burning eyes…? Does she have black hair?

Pyrros: You know someone like that?

William: I think I do…?

Jaune: Really?! Where! Tell me where she is!

William: I can’t tell you, even I don’t know what my sister gets up to.

Jaune: T-Then contact her!

William: My sister is a, Specialist in the service of, Atlas! I can’t just ask her about something that might be related to her job!

Jaune: Contact her! NOW!!!

It was a growl of rage, and desperation, the sound of which sent them stumbling back in shock, and fear.

William: N-No! You can’t tell me what to… GRK?!

With the speed of a wolf, Jaune lashed out grabbing the heir apparent throat’s in a vice tight grip. He spoke down to the boy in a voice of jagged ice, and cold steel as he stared down the arrogant boy.

Jaune: I wasn’t asking…

Yin: Oh that’s it! Get ready for a world of pain bucko!

Jaune didn’t move, for the strategist was now upon the battlefield. He kept his eyes glued on, William’s face, as he heard the mechanical shifting of Yin’s bracelets into their gunned gauntlet forms. He listened to the sounds of, Yins roaring as he charged him, and as he say him grow ever larger in the corner of his eyes, his hand held out high as a prepared to attack the knight. Jaune quickly held, William in the way, using him as a meat shield to take the direct brut force of, Yin’s attack, sending the poor boy flying as he felt, Yins punch connected with the back of his head.

Yin: Shit! William are you okay?! Bahh?!

A solid punch connected with, Yin’s jaw, sending the boy reeling. He was used to getting punched, but this guy punched harder than his father ever did.

Jaune: Pay attention you brat!

Yin shook off the brunt of the impact as he launched a series of counter attacks. Jaune entered a boxers stance as he defended himself against, Yin’s wild attacks that couldn’t seem to land a solid hit, but was getting pummeled in turn.

Yin: The fuck?! Ooph?! (Cough cough!) How are you this good?! It’s like I’m fight myself!

Jaune: You are fighting yourself! At least the better version of you…

Jaune, caught one of, Yins wild explosive punches with his bare hand. He then pulled, Yin closed and head butted him to the ground, where he proceeded to berate the boy.

Jaune: As an apology for being a bunch of jackasses to me, the Team RWBY of my world trained me! And, you have nothing on my, Yang! Your punches are wild, predictable, and slow! You are leagues behind her!

Yin growled in rage, as his eyes turned red as he used the blast from his gauntlets to send himself flying forward. Hoping to use the power of his semblance’s abilities to put him down. Jaune, just scoffed as he easily sidestepped his attack, drawing his sword still encased within his sheath, landing a hard strike against his legs, tripping up the brawler mid flight sending him flying into a barrier, shattering it, and his aura on impact.

Jaune: Temper, temper… Hehe… You’d best keep that in check unless you want to lose an arm like, Yang did~!

Yin’s back was in the crater in the pillar his body had just made. His eyes widened shock as he starred at the upside down male version of, Jeanne as he silently whispered in fear, and shock.

Yin: S-She lost her arm…?!

Before, Jaune could say any more, he had to side step, Blake’s weapon coming at his face. He quickly deployed his shield as he felt a blast of, Williams dust attack impact his shield, as bullets ricocheted off of his shield.

Jaune: Hahaha~?! Great, the gangs all here, now we can all die together! Or, however the hell you said it, Yang…

Before, Jaune could say another word, the trio launched their attack at him. Ruben, coming from his left, Blake to his right, and William directly in front of him. Jaune knew he had to move, so with an unhinged laugh he charged the weakest link of the three: William.

As, Jaune charged the boy, his eyes flashed for the briefest moments in shock, before he quickly recovered, and readied himself for the attack! There was a problem, however, he wasn’t ready for, Jaune’s attack.

Jaune, was faster than any of them expected, more trained, and far more used to fighting humans than they were. There was a massive difference in fighting against your fellow student, and fighting against someone who wanted to kill you, or if you wanted to kill them at that.

He brushed, Williams’ stab away with his shield, before stabbing in turn with his own sword, hitting the, Schnee square in the chest. The hit chipped away massively at his meagre aura supply.

But, before, Jaune could attack again he had to move aside as, Blake attacked him. Bullets ricocheting off of his aura as, Blake attacked him. Jaune, just simply shrugged them off as he went on the offensive. Blake, kept using his semblance to evade his attacks, preventing, Jaune from landing a hit. So, Jaune did the only thing he could do, change his means of attack.

Jaune: Ha! How predictable! Belladonna is running away from a fight! You’re just as much as a coward as she is!

Blake: What did you say?!

Jaune: That you’re a coward! Running away from a battle. Like a scared dog with its tail between its legs! Or, is it a cat in your case?

Blake: W-What are you talking about?!

Jaune: That you’re a cat faunas, what do the others not know because you’re hiding you ears underneath that took of yours?!

Blake: How do you…?!

Pyrros: Wait, for real?!

William: You’re a faunas?!

Ruben: Why didn’t you tell us?!

Blake: B-Because I…?! Ahh?!!

Jaune closed the distance,and bashed, Blake in the face with his sheild, send the faunas realing back. But, before, Blake could counter attack, Jaune was upon him, sword held high, raining blow after blow on him.

Jaune: Because he’s a fucking coward! Just like my, Blake is, or was! Then she got her partners arm cut off, stabbed, and went on some dammed spiritual quest she finally grew a spine and was capable of displaying her faunas ears with pride, but until that happened she was a goddamn coward like you are!

Blake wanted to retort, needed to retort his claims of cowardice, but how could he? Jaune, was right, no matter how much he thought he wasn’t a coward, he was. And, that was the last thought upon his mind as unconsciousness took him.

Jaune: Pathetic…

Ruben: You bastard!

A flash of red roses flew in the air towards, Jaune. Ruben Rose, weapon held high, and posed to strike. But, before he could, his weapon was sent flying through the air, where it harmlessly clatter on the ground. There, Jaune had catched, Ruben by the neck, and was holding in the air by his as he struggled to break free.

Jaune: Is that seriously the best you can do?! You’re nowhere as near as fast as my, Ruby, and you have no idea how to use your goddamn semblance!!!

Jaune raised him the air before slamming him into the ground, shattering the floor upon impact. Ruben cried in pain as he felt his head be buried into the cement. He was about to get up but he was pushed down deeper into the dirt as he felt, Jaune stomped down on his face. Ruben tried to get up, but as he felt his aura shatter, and the crunching sound of his nose breaking, all he could do was embrace the black void as it took him.

Jaune scoffed in disgust as he moved his foot away from, Ruben’s broken face. Disgust at how pathetically weak these boys were, or how brutal he was taking them down. No doubt the later, these people brought out the worse in him.

Jaune heard a whistling in the air as he was knocked off his feet, and sent flying. He rolled on his back, looking back he saw a crater of smoke, and ash as, he looked to see, William standing there, no doubt having sent him flying with his dust. Before, Jaune could react, he felt something hit the side of his head, making the world around him start ringing in pain as he saw, Pyrros stand before him.

Pyrros: Enough! Stand down, Arc!

Jaune: Arc?! Ha! I thought it was, ‘failure?’ Tell me, am I really such a failure now?

Pyrros: I’ll admit you’re better then last time we fought! But your aura is low, and your nearly exhausted! Surrender now, or face the consequences!

Jaune: Hahaha! Is it now…?

Jaune continues to laugh as he stood up. A whte light enveloped his body as he felt his aura recharge, and what minor bruises he had across his body disappear, making William, and Pyrros recoiled in shock at the sight before them.

William: W-What the hell?!

Pyrros: Is that a semblance?!

Jaune: That’s correct! My semblance allows me to supplement the aura of another, boost the power of their semblance, and recharge my own! And I got this nifty semblance after nearly getting, Weiss killed?! Isn’t that great?!!

William: Shit! That’s a powerful semblance!

Pyrros: Powerful, or not! We can still take him!

Jaune: Can you? Because the only difference between you, and, Pyrrha is that you are a massive dick!

Pyrros: Just bring it you…?! Whoa?!

Jaune remembered his training with, Pyrrha, oh he remembered it all too well. Deciding not to give him the advantage, Jaune converted his sword, and shield into it’s bastard sword version, and charged, Pyrros. Bringing down the heavy weapon upon his sword.

Pyrros knees buckled under the attack, quickly rolling away as, Jaune ruthlessly launched attack, after attack at the spartan. But, as they fought, Pyrros couldn’t help, but feel unnerved as he heard, Jaune’s laughter grow ever louder in his ears.

Pyrros: The hell is so funny?!

Jaune: You! Hahaha!! You fight just like her! Using your semblance to divert my attacks ever so slightly, never allowing an attack to properly connect! Such control, such percussion! You’ll die just like she did at this rate!!! Hahaha?!!

Pyrros: What…?

That one second, that one second that, Pyrros flinched was all that, Jaune needed to end this fight.

Jaune struck harder than before, knocking Pyrros to the ground. Before, Pyrros could get back on his feet, he felt himself being picked up, an armed wrapped around his neck, and a hand covering his mouth with a vice like grip. He could feel the oxygen leave his lungs as he felt himself fall to the ground with a dull thud unconcerned.

William: H-H-How are you strong?! You were nothing like this last time we met?!

Jaune: Hehehe~! You fought people who wanted to train you in how to fight! I fought those who wanted to kill me! There’s a world of difference in what you learn from those! For example, Weiss can call forth summons! Not little Beowulfs, and the like, but massive, Chimera’s! Can you do that, Willy?! Can you do anything close to that?!!

William would have retorted him if he could, but he couldn’t. He couldn’t do anything like that. What the hell had he gone through, let alone the people of his world had gone through to create such monsters?

Jaune: Nooo…? Ha! Pathetic! Now then, call your sister, or you’ll end ip just like the rest of them!

Before, William could refuse his demand, a cry came out to his left, from a person he was all to happy to see; His older sister, Winter Schnee.

Winter: Hey! Get away from my brother!

Jaune: Ahhh~! Specialist, Winter Schnee! Just the woman I was looking for! Tell me, where is, Cinder Fall! I was told you could find her for me!

Winter shot him an inquisitive stare as she levelled her weapon at him.

Winter: What do you want with, Specialist Fall?

Jaune: S-S-Specialist… F-Fall…? Hehehe?! S-She’s a, Specialist?!

Winter: She has been a highly decorated, Specialist for years now! Now I asked again; what do you want with, Specialist Fall!

The word echoed through his mind as it shattered into thousands of pieces as all could hear is his mad laughter.

Jaune: Specialist?! Hahah?! You get a fucking, Specialist, while I get a raving, power hungry murdering psychopath?! HAHAHAHA?!!

The, Schnee siblings could on stare on in fear as, the watched the boy break down in maddening laughter as he howled at the sky.

Jaune: Why?! Hahahaha?! Why! Why the fuck is this world so NICE?!! Why is it like this?! W-Who made this world this way?!!

Jaune raised his head to the sky as he let loose a blood curdling scream! But, as his scream echoed into oblivion, he saw his salvation. Or, more precisely, what could lead to his salvation.

Jaune: W-Who indeed…?! Hahaha-HAHAHAHAAA!!!

And, with a mad cackle, Jaune made a mad dash away, and while, Winter, and William wanted to chase after him, the rest of, William’s team, and Pyrros needed their attention. They would have to deal with the mad knight latter.

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Beacon Tower. A tower that overlooked all that lay beneath it. Within it rested the office of, Headmistress Selma’s office. A room where hundreds are secrets were kept, where they will stay secret. But, as a broken man rode up the elevator her secrets would soon be divulged.

(Ding~!)

Selma: Hmm? Did I have a meeting scheduled for today?

As soon as the door opened, Jaune Arc rushed forward and slammed his hands on her desk as he shouted at her with a mad, a desperate look in his eyes as he stared at the, Headmistress.

Jaune: SALEM!!!

Selma: Hello again, Mr. Arc. Are you well, you look… quite stressed…? And, for the record, its, Headmistress Selma.

Jaune: Don’t give me that bullshit! I know you’re real name is, Salem! You’re a thousands year old woman, who tried to get the, God of Light to bring back your dead husband! He refused then you went to the, God of Darkness, who agreed to bring him back, then the God of Light came, and said you can’t do that! They then cursed you with immortality with a bullshit talk about learning to understand life, and the balance of life, which is bullshit when you throw an immortal into it! You then lead the humans in a rebellion against the Gods to spite them! They threw a fit, took the magic back, and blew up the moon! Then you wondered the world for thousands of years, had enough, threw yourself into a, Grimm pit, and become some sort of Grimm-Hybrid! Then they brought, Ozma back! Despite that whole balance bullshit! Then you reunited, had kids, had a fight your kids died, and now were stuck in some stupid ass shadow war the worse divorce in history ever created! And, its being fought by an immortal witch, and a mind stealing parasitic bastard!

Selma stared at the boy before her, her mouth agape as she stared at him in utter disbelief.

Selma: H-How the hell do you know all of that…?!

Jaune: Jinn! Ruby, asked, Jinn what, Ozma was hiding from them, so I learned the whole truth! T-Though it might be slightly different in this world…

Selma: You are correct, Mr. Arc. Mostly correct, but correct nonetheless. The differences are that I never threw myself into a pit of, Grimm. So I never became this Grimm-Hybrid you spoke off. And, Ozma did come back to me. But, it wasn’t the, Ozma I knew…

Jaune: What happened then?

Selma: He became obsessed with my immortality. He wanted to live forever, and started doing experiments behind my back ways he could gain his immortality. He eventually became the brain parasite you spoke off… by experimenting on our own children… Then we fought, and there I lost my children…

Jaune: I’m sorry to hear that… B-But, did you defeat him?!

Selma: Excuse me?

Jaune: Is… It still out there?! Are you in the middle of a shadow war with him! What has happened to your, Ozma?!

Selma: Since you are aware of, Jinn I can assume uou are aware of the other relics?

Jaune: Yes; The Sword of Destruction, The Staff of Creation, The Crown of Choice, and Lamp of Knowledge!

Selma: I see… Well then, Ozma is in a prison. A prison I created with the, Staff of Creation. A prison he will stay asleep in forever, that only I now the location of, and that only I can open. But, tell me, Mr. Arc, why do you want to know all of this…?

Jaune: When did you capture him…?

Selma: A hundred years after his return. It was difficult to do since I couldn’t kill him, but I managed it in the end. He has been locked away for nearly… 820 years now.

As, Selma finished speaking, she couldn’t help but feel as if she said something she shouldn’t have said as she watched a crooked smile broke across his face. His eyes had this far off, and wild look in them as he started to laugh, as he ran his fingers through his hair as a wave of madness set in.

Selma: Jaune…? Jaune, what’s wrong?!

Jaune: Haha?! Hahahahaha~?!! Y-You’re fucking with me?! T-T-This is all some sort of mad joke?! Isn’t it?! Haha?!!

Selma: Jaune, tell me; Tell me what’s wrong?

At this point, Selma stood up, and started to approach, Jaune. All the while he ran his fingers through his hair as he laughed qt the cruel world he was forced to live in.

Jaune: Beacon still stands?! No, Fall?! Hahaha?!!

Selma: Fall? What fell, Jaune, tell me.

Jaune: Beacon! Hahaha!

Jaune held his hands out he spun about, gesturing to all around him as his laughter broke into tears.

Jaune: My, Beacon fell?! Salem, and her minions attacked it! It fell in a single night, and now its a, Grimm infested hellhole! But, this place is still standing just fine?!

Selma saw the door to the elevator open, and she saw, Rin, and Nora rush in. They were about to rush over to, Jaune, and speak with him, but Selma frantically gestured for them to be silent. All the while, Jaune continued to rave on.

Jaune: The, White Fang are a bunch of peaceful equality rights activists in this world. Unlike in my world where they’re a bunch of race supremacists terrorists?!

Rin, and Nora recoiled in shock, the idea of the faunas being like that was an impossible thought for them to comprehend. They couldn’t even imagine what horrors the faunas went through in his world to be pushed to such extremes.

Jaune: Hundreds, no thousands, tens of thousands of innocent people still alive because some stupid little shadow war never happened?!

Selma: Jaune, Jaune listen to me…?!

Selma’s words were interrupted as the door to the elevator opened once mire as she saw Team RWBY, Pyrros Nikos, and Specialist Winter Schnee came running in, Shoving, Nora, and Rin aside weapons held at the ready as the surrounded, Jaune as he descended into his raving madness.

Selma: W-What is this?! What are you doing here?!

Winter: I’m sorry, Headmistress! Were here to detain this person!

Selma: Detain him, why?

Winter: He vicious attacked the students before you before coming here. He is a dangerous criminal who needs to be apprehended!

Selma: Attacked?!

Selma then looked at the students assembled before her; bruised, bloodied, and battered. Ruben Rose nose clearly has been bandaged, no doubt from a broken nose. She couldn’t help, but wonder what pushed, Arc to go this far to hurt her students like so. But based on his ravings; it could have been any number of things.

Jaune: Ahhhahaha!!! Why?! Why does a perfect world such as this one exist?! Where everyone I know is alive, and happy, where as everyone in mine is dead?! Why?n! Why must I experience this waking hell! Why?! Why?!!! WHYYYYYYY?!!!!

And, with that unimaginable cry of grief, and sorrow, Jaune Arc, the Huntsman lost in a world completely opposite to his own, fell to his knees. A lost void less gaze filled his eyes as nothing, but waves of tears fell down his eyes unto the glass floor.

They all stared on at the broken boy as he cried his heart out. All utterly lost at the unfathomable pain, and lost this poor boy had endured. And, in the blink of an eye he was gone, and in his place returned, Jeanne Arc as she fell to the floor. She slowly propter herself up, staring at her friends they held their weapons pointed at her. All of them starred for a moment before, Selma decided to speak up.

Selma: J-Jeanne is that you? Are you okay?

Jeanne stared at them all, her eyes wide as she startled to sniffle. Her hands cupping her face as tears fell from eyes. Her loud cries of grief cause most to move back, moving their weapons away as, Rin, and Nora rushed forward, wrapping their arms around their heart broken friend. Muttering the same words over, and over again under her breath.

Jeanne: I’m sorry… I’m sorry… I’m so sorry, we had to meet, Jaune… I’m sorry…

And, Selma… Salem, just like her, couldn’t help but feel sorry for the broken boy, and whatever hell he had been forces to endure. To come from a world where many of the people he knew were dead, the places he’d seen were nothing but rubble. To a world where everything was still intact, where everyone was still was alive. Must have been mind breaking.

And, based on what she had just seen; Jaune’s mind wasn’t just broken, but his soul was too. And, that filled, Selma with more dread than she knew she could possibly experience.

More than any person should experience.

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Ha! Finished?! This has been in the work for days! And, its finally finished!

Hahahah!

Ha haaa…

Owww…

Damn my hand is bugging me. I’m gonna go work on something simpler next.

Enjoy~!

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Rin FMK Nora, Jeanne, Jaune

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Rin: FMK

Rin: Okay… Well this is a relatively easy decision…

Jaune: It is? I thought since it involves the three of us it would be a hard choice.

Jeanne: I mean, we’re going against, Nora so obviously she’s going to marry her. So, one of us is going to be killed.

Jaune: Still, I don’t want to, ‘die.’ Makes me feel worthless… Well more worthless than I already am…

Jeanne: Oh, don’t worry, Jaune. Its, Rin, uou know she wouldn’t do anything mean to you.

Jaune: Yes, but I am irrationally paranoid.

Jeanne: Why did so many people hurt you?

Jaune: Shits, and giggles…?

Rin: Okay… S-Shall we get going?

Nora: Yeah, lets get this going on to more happier grounds

Jaune: Right, sorry for making this such a downer.

Jeanne: Were sorry, Rin!

Rin: It’s okay, you guys have been going through a lot. Okay! So: Kill, Nora.

Nora: Cool.

Jaune: Wait, seriously?!

Jeanne: Why?

Rin: W-Well… Nora, and I have already done before so…

Jaune: Wait, what?!

Jeanne: You two have done it?!

Nora: Oh yeah! We got drunk on accident a few years ago. Then we got a bit handsy~!

Jeanne: You did what?!

Rin: The sake we had that day was pretty… strong.

Nora: So anyway we went at it, and then we woke up in each others arm.

Rin: Which is pretty normal actually.

Jaune: And, pretty comfortable.

Jeanne: Wait?! You slept with, Nora?!

Jaune: No, but I have had, Nora crawled in my bed while I was sleeping. It was very nice; so warm, and comforting.

Jeanne: Naww, I wanna do that…

Nora: Just you wait then~!

Rin: Just hope it doesn’t end up like us. Since we were naked…

Nora: That was such a lovely sight to wake up to~!

Jeanne: So you’re going to, ‘Kill,’ Nora because you’ve already done it?

Rin: Yeah, that’s pretty much it.

Jaune: Wow, they’re completely different than my, Ren, and Nora.

Jeanne: How’s that?

Jaune: Nora pines for, Ren hard, and Ren just doesn’t see it.

Jeanne: Ouch.

Nora: So! Who are you gonna do the do with~?

Rin: Oh, I want to sleep with, Jeanne.

Jeanne: Y-Y-You what?!

Rin: What? What’s wrong?

Jeanne: I-I-I just didn’t think you wanted to… d-do that with me?!

Rin: Hey, I’ve had dreams of being… intimate with you.

Jeanne: You’ve dreamed about us doing it?!

Nora: Don’t worry! Her dreams weren’t as bad as the ones the guys have about you! But, so juicy~?!

Jeanne: What are they dreaming about?!

Jaune: I don’t think you want to now…

Rin: You don’t.

Nora: But, the bunny suit!

JJ: The what?

Rin: Shh!

Nora: Naww…

Rin: So, I mostly want to do it because I’m curious.

Jeanne: What about…?

Rin: Well, haven’t you ever looked at someone that just makes you wonder; what if we dated, if we kiss, what if we… did it?

Jeanne: A few times…

Rin: So yeah, that’s why I would… ‘Fuck’ you.

Jeanne: Oh… okay. That sounds nice…

Nora: Plus you get bragging rights on banging the, Angel~!

RJ: NORA?!

Jaune: Okay… Well, this is probably how, Pyrrha feels…

Rin: So, I would… M-Marry, Jaune…

Nora: But, why…?

Jeanne: Yeah, why?

Rin: I just think he’s handsome, rugged, and nice. I feel safe, and protected around him. And, I wouldn’t mind being his darling little wife, with our little, but growing family~! It just sounds so nice when I think about it~!

Nora: that does sound nice~!

Jeanne: I would love that to happen in my life~!

Jaune: …

Jaune: To be honest, if I had, Rin in my world. I would totally marry her if I could.

Rin: R-Really?!

Jaune: Your beautiful, cute. So caring, and kind. Honestly I would be a very happy man if I had you in my life.

Rin: Aww… Thanks, Jaune~!

Jaune: Also, because I know that look, I would marry, Nora if I could.

Nora: Yes! Co-Wives!

Rin: Nora that’s…?! Actually, that sounds nice… Really nice.

Jeanne: Awww… If it wasn’t for the fact I would be dating myself, I would want to marry, Jaune too…

Jaune: You would what?!

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Jaune: I wonder if Jeanne talk with my parents and sisters, oh hey dad's calling hey da-

Julius: Jeanne how my knew favorite daughter do-

Jaune: Dad it's me you're son Jaune

Julius: Oh ma- I mean oh boy Jaune you're back are you sa-*call ended.

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So How Did It Go?

Jaune: Hi guys, I’m back!

(Thud!)

Jaune: Owww…

Pyrrha: Jaune?! Are you alright?

Jaune: Noooo…

Pyrrha: Help me flip him over.

Nora: Okay!

Ren: I take it you met, Jeanne’s family?

Jaune: Unfortunately…

Pyrrha: What do you mean by… Oh… Ohhh…

Nora: I’ll pat him down just in case.

Ren: I’ll go get some ice.

Pyrrha: W-What happened?! You’ve got a black eye, and a broken lip?!

Nora: And, a cracked rib!

Jaune: Jeanne’s family gave me a ‘warm’ welcome…

Nora: By punching you in the face?!

Jaune: Several times…

Pyrrha: Why?!

Jaune: Ughh… Well…I turned the corner, then I said, “Hi, Dad.” He then turned at me, and screamed, “Who the hell are you?!” I then said, “Your son, Jaune?” “You’re not my son!” I was thinking, ‘What is he talking about, I’ve been your son for years.’ Then I noticed a photo on the wall, a family photo, of my mon, and dad… and seven boys, and one girl…

Nora: Oh, so you, ‘Swapped.’ But, you didn’t know it happened?

Jaune: Ya, I know it happened, not when it happened. And, before I could explain it to, Jeanne’s dad… He punched me through a wall… No wait, two walls.

Pyrrha: How did he do that?

Jaune: My dad’s semblance is called, ‘Concussive Wave.’ He is able to make a powerful ‘bubble’ at the end of his body, or weapons that greatly increases the power of the impact. It’s like when, Nora uses her weapon, when she uses her semblance. Both hurt like a bitch…

Nora: Like the gods intended to…

Ren: Here’s some ice, Jaune.

Jaune: Thanks… Owww… Thank’s, Ren…

Ren: Did your aura break after he punched you?

Jaune: Not until the… Fifth time…? After He punched me out of the house, he jumped on me, and started wailing at me. Eventually he broke my aura, be he kept punching me. Luckily, Rin, and Nora saved me.

Nora: Oh! What did I do to save you~!

Jaune: Well, Rin calmed him down with her, your semblance. Then, Nora punted him like a golf ball whilst using her semblance at that.

Nora: How hard did I hit him!

Jaune: Well, he cleared the house.

Nora: Nice~!

Jaune: After that, Jeanne’s mom came running in to see what the hell happened. She saw me in my broken state, luckily knew what was going on. Jeanne, told her mom about this mess, but not her dad. We got swapped before she could.

Pyrrha: Then what happened?

Jaune: I don’t know what happened, but based on the screams I heard, whatever it was, it must’ve hurt like hell.

Nora: That’s what he get’s for hurting our, Jaune-Jaune!

Pyrrha: Grrr…! Can’t you catch a break?!

Jaune: Does it appear like I can?

Pyrrha: No… Haa… Jeanne’s world really sucks for you.

Jaune: Pretty much… How was, Jeanne though; was everything alright with her here?

Pyrrha: Well…

Acheius: Hi, Jeanne! I was wonder if you’d like to spare with me, I could use a real training partner to go… oh…

Juniper: Where’s my new daughter! I was hoping the two of use you talk, maybe about… uhh…

Thiriana: Hey, Jeanne! Do you think you could help me with my hair? Normally I ask, Jaunw for help, but with looks like yours who needs him, right?

Luna: Now she said she would hang out with me!

Saphire: No, she sad that to me!

Angela: Why would she hang out with you when she can hang out with me~!

Janette: Ughh… Let just ask, Jeanne who she wants to… hang out with…

Carol: Oh shit…

Ren: …

Nora: …

Pyrrha: …

Jaune: Hi guys… ‘Miss me…?’

Acheius: Well you know, the thing is…?!

(Slam!)

Pyrrha: …

Pyrrha: Pack your things, we’re leaving.

Nora: Way ahead of you.

Ren: I’ll pack your things after I’m done putting away my things. You just rest up, Jaune.

Jaune: Thanks, Ren. So, you met most of my family, what do you think?

Ren: I find them… uncomfortable to be around.

Nora: I thought your mom could be my new surrogate mother… She is a terrible surrogate mother.

Pyrrha: I think they’re the worst trash I have ever seen before in my life~!

Jaune: It’s scary how happy you made that sound.

Pyrrha: I hate them, what more do you want me to say?

Jaune: Just pointing it out. Welcome to my home guys! I fucking hate it…

NPR: Same!

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Nora asked Jeanne who would she MFK fem Jaune AU

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Should have specified who are the three individuals being MFK are.

My fault.

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Jeanne: MFK

Nora: Hey, Jeanne?

Jeanne: Hmm?

Nora: Merry, fuck, kill: Yin, Rin, and Pyrros! Go!

Jeanne: Uhh… Why?

Nora: Because it’s fun!

Jeanne: Okay. Uhh… Merry, Rin.

Rin: Wait, r-really?

Jeanne: Fuck, Pyrros.

Pyrros: Yes!

Jeanne: And, kill, Yin.

Yin: What, why me?!

Jeanne: The puns.

Yin: Shit!

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Nora: So Jaune/Jeanne when you saw the other you did you think about fucking them?

Jaune/Jeanne: NORA!!!

Nora: Did you?

Jaune/Jeanne: ........Yes.

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Why Are You Asking Me this?

Jaune: Oh, its you again…

Jeanne: I take it after all that has happened you don’t like me?

Jaune: No, not really. Learning how much people like you in your world hurts… And, since then more people in my world have show their true colours in how they feel about me…

Jeanne: Not good?

Jaune: Ya think?

Jeanne: I’m sorry.

Jaune: Haa… Look, I don’t hate you, Jeanne, but I don’t like you either.

Jeanne: That makes sense. Do you think we could repair our relationship? We are one, and the same person. Well… mostly.

Jaune: I don’t know… Your presence in my life has made it a nightmare. I wouldn’t mind trying, so long as I don’t have to try, Nora’s method…

Jeanne: Her talking about how we should sleep with one another?

Jaune: Oh, she said that to you too?

Jeanne: Yeah, I admit for a second I thought about it.

Jaune: Only because she put the thought in our heads.

Jeanne: Of course.

Jaune: I mean, it would be like I’m sleeping with my twin sister.

Jeanne: She’s basically proposing incest.

Jaune: I’d rather sleep with, Yang than you. That’s basically the same thing, without the weird ethical baggage. But, that’s not going to do after all that has happened.

Jeanne: I feel the same way, about Yin. However, it implies I have some sort of brother-complex if I did. Sister-complex in your case.

Jaune: Yeah, Yang is beautiful, but considering how she has referred to me as of late, it’s not likely going to happen.

Jeanne: She was quite beautiful, like the sister I never had.

Jaune: Same with me, and that, Yin fellow.

Jeanne: Is there anyone you would want to date?

Jaune: Well, I have been thinking about my, Pyrrha, and Nora. They’re really important people in my life, and I would like to become closer to them, romantically… But, I’m scared about losing them if I do. There is someone else in my life, but… That’s not likely going to happen. Honestly, if I could, I would like to date, Rin…

Jeanne: Rin? My, Rin?! You want to date her?

Jaune: She seems like a really nice girl, and really pretty. It just feels nice thinking about falling asleep with her in my arms.

Jeanne: She is really comfy to sleep with…

Jaune: Oh! A-Are you two… a thing?

Jeanne: No… Were were just sharing a bed along with, Nora. The heaters broke so are rooms were freezing cold because of this. So, if I could, I’d wish you good luck with her.

Jaune: I doubt I could get anywhere with her…

Jeanne: Oh, you’d be surprised, she seems interested in you too~!

Jaune: S-Seriously?!

Jeanne: Just if something does happen, treat her well, or I’m coming after you…

Jaune: Ha… Fair. So, what about you, has anyone caught your eye?

Jeanne: No, no not really. I tend to catch the eyes of others, but no one has caught my eye. Evidently I have a fan club of people who like me. But, there’s no one I like. I guess that something you have on me; People to love.

Jaune: What’s better; People who love you, or people to love?

Jeanne: Good question… Haa… Now, I’m depressed…

Jaune: Welcome to my world…

Jeanne: …

Jaune: …

Jeanne: Do you think, Nora asked us this question because she wants to sleep with herself?

Jaune: Do you really need to ask? Of course she does!

Jeanne: Just thought I should ask.

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Arc-Swapped Au: how is Jaune feeling after getting back and getting hear everyone talk about how amazing Jeanne was?

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Well that was fast. The first prompt was barely five minutes old, and here someone is already asking for a sequel.

And, I’m answering it…

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The Return

Jaune: Hey guys!

Pyrrha: Jaune! You’re back!

Nora: Jaune-Jaune!

Ren: Its a relief to see you again.

Jaune: Naww… Thanks guys.

Nora: Where were you?

Pyrrha: Yeah, we went to bed, and we wake up, and it’s your highly attractive female version of you!

Ren: Quite attractive.

Nora: She was really hot!

Jaune: Of course you’d say that…

Ren: Were the two of you swapped; She came here to your world, and you went to hers?

Jaune: Yeah pretty much; Everyone on Team RWBY were guys, as well as you, Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: R-Really?

Jaune: You were a girl, Ren.

Ren: I was?

Jaune: And, you were still a girl, Nora.

Nora: I am a multiversal constant. There will only be one, Nora. And, I will be a girl!

JPR: …

Jaune: So yeah… W-What was it like to have, Jeanne here?

Pyrrha: Oh she was wonderful to have around! She was always so bright, and cheerful to have around! And, she looked absolutely beautiful!

Ren: I found her presence very relaxing to be around.

Nora: And, her smile was stunning! But, the bright light hurt my eyes.

Jaune: Beg pardon?

Ren: Yeah, he smile was like the perfect summers day~!

Pyrrha: Jeanne was wonderful to be around~!

Jaune: …

Yang: I heard someone say: Jeanne! Is Jeanne back?! Ohh… it’s you…

Jaune: Ow…

Ruby: Is big sis back?! Oh, hi, Jaune.

Jaune: Hi…

Blake: Is the angel back! Oh, it’s just, Jaune…

Jaune: Nice to see you too, Blake…

Weiss: Where is she?! Where is my future wife?!! Oh… It’s just you, Arc…

Jaune: …

Jaune: I see, Jeanne made quite the impression…

Yang: Oh she was a riot to be around!

Blake: She was the most wonderful person I ever met~!

Ruby: She was the big sister I never new I wanted!

Weiss: She will be my future wife.

Jaune: …

Jaune: So anyway, as I said I met the gender swapped version of you guys, as well as team, RWBY.

Ruby: Really? What was I like?

Yang: I best I was really cool!

Blake: Probably wasn’t much of a difference with me was there?

Weiss: No doubt I was perfect as always.

Jaune: Hell if I know. As soon as I got there, her Team RWBY, and Pyrrha tried to kill me.

Pyrrha: They what?!

Jaune: Yep, as soon as I showed up, Pyrros, male you, Pyrrha. Threw me against a wall with his semblance, and threatened to gut me if I didn’t say where, Jeanne was.

Pyrrha: Oh my…

Jaune: Yeah, luckily, Rin, female Ren…

Nora: Bet she’s pretty hot~!

Jaune: And, Nora were there to stop him. I then explained I had no idea what happened, then boy team, RWBY came in, and threatened to kill me. They wanted their, ‘Angel’ back. After I said, I didn’t know, Blake, male, Blake bound me up with his weapon. William, male, Weiss, used his semblance to pin me to the wall. Ruben, male, Ruby pointed his gun at me, and Yin, male, Yang socked me in the stomach when I couldn’t answer his questions…

Yang: Ouch!

Ruby: That’s mean!

Blake: Why would I do that?

Weiss: Seems like something I would do…

Jaune: Yeah, they were going to gut me if I didn’t tell them what happened to, Jeanne. Luckily the teachers saved me from that…

Ren: Did they?

Jaune: No, not really. They interrogated me, and threw me in a cell while they worked all of this out… Jeanne told me you were having a lot of fun though. Seemingly she awoke some stuff in you as well.

Yang: Well… I always had a feeling was into girls…

Blake: Same, but only for the right girl.

Ruby: I loved my Onee-Chan!

Weiss: I was going to marry her!

Jaune: Nice! Well… Now I hate her even more than I did before! Peachy…

RWBY: WHAT?!

Pyrrha: How could you say that?!

Nora: What did she do to deserve that?!

Jaune: Sorry, I just so happen to be, Jaune Arc, the ‘loveable’ goofball stuck in the tree, who barely anyone likes, and is willing to put a spec of trust in! Compare to the, Angel of Beacon, Jeanne Arc! A person with her own fan club, who everyone loved! Who was properly trained to be a Huntress, who everyone put their faith in her! How can I not love the better version of me?!

Weiss: Well what did you expect? She is perfection incarnate, and you’re trash incarnate.

Ruby: Weiss that’s mean!

Blake: But, true.

Ruby: Blake?!

Yang: What, Vomit Boy just isn’t anywhere close as fantastic as, Jeanne is.

Ruby: You too, Yang?!

Yang: You were thinking something similar too, Rubes.

Ruby: But, I wasn’t going to say it!

Jaune: …

Ruby: Oops… He-hehe… S-Sorry…

Jaune: I fucking hate my life, twice over now…

Pyrrha: Uhh… Do you perhaps want a hug, Jaune?

Jaune: I want to kill myself…

Yang: …

Weiss: …

Nora: …

Ruby: …

Ren: …

Blake: …

Pyrrha: Oh… Oh no…

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hello, it is very interesting to see your various scenarios 🤓. I got an idea you can ignore it if you want but what if Jaune and Jeanne switch places for a day it would be interesting to see how everyone reacts, probably some questioning their sexuality upon meeting Jeanne/Jaune.

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Swapped for a Day

Jaune: I think I broke your friends…

Jeanne: Same…

Jaune: Everyone was genderswapped… I freaked out a lot of people when I woke up in your bed.

Jeanne: Yeah… Nora was rather excited when I woke up, as a girl…

Jaune: Yeah, most people thought we swapped genders not… people?

Jeanne: Also weird how everyone else’s genders were swapped but, Nora’s.

Jaune: Yeah, seeing my partner was weird. But, seeing Nora, and your female, Ren giving me that look was… interesting…

Jeanne: That look?

Jaune: Like they wanted to pounce me… if you get me.

Jeanne: Ohh! Oh yeah… Your, female Pyrrhos was giving me that look too.

Jaune: People seemed to like you too. They didn’t like me at all… again.

Jeanne: Yeah, I heard how much your William hated you before I even met her.

Jaune: Yeah, most people don’t like me, bar my team. Everyone loves you, and they threatened to skin me alive if I don’t tell them where you were. Luckily the teachers saved me from that, just barely…

Jeanne: Oh… I’m sorry to hear that…

Jaune: They all loved you didn’t they?

Jeanne: Ahh?! Haa… Yeah they did… Female Yin kept giving me looks.

Jaune: Yeah, so did male, Yang… Looked like he was going to kill me…

Jeanne: D-Does everyone hate you in your world…?

Jaune: Bar my team, I’m lucky if most people only tolerate me. Everyone adores you in your world, must be nice…

Jeanne: Do… Do your mom, and dad like you in your world?

Jaune: No, not really… They basically said it was okay if I failed, Beacon, and had to come back home. I know they meant that as to reassure me in some way… But, it didn’t…

Jeanne: If they weren’t that supportive of you going to, Beacon it must have been hell for you to get proper training from them.

Jaune: …

Jeanne: They did train you, right?

Jaune: I faked my transcripts…

Jeanne: Seriously?!

Jaune: Yeah, if it wasn’t for, Pyrrha I probably be dead…

Jeanne: Your kidding!

Jaune: I have no training, and no aura. While you probably got proper training from our… your parents, and real transcripts on top of that. Didn’t you?

Jeanne: Yeah, I did. But, why did you go through all of this to get into, Beacon?

Jaune: Because I wanted to be…

Jeanne: Be a hero?

Jaune: Yeah…

Jeanne: All of that to live out our dream?

Jaune: Yep… Bar, Pyrrha I don’t think anyone has any faith in me to become anything, let alone a hero…

Jeanne: Even, Rin, and Nora?

Jaune: Hard to tell at times. I may be, Nora’s ‘fearless leader,’ but…

Jeanne: …

Jeanne: Everyone fell for me when I came to your world… The saw me smile, and they were heads over heels for me. They took one look at you, and they wanted your head… I need to have a word with them when I get back. If I get back…

Jaune: We may be the same person, but we’re completely different people… Gods, I hated my life before, now I really hate it. I wish I never met you, and your world…

Jeanne: I’m sorry…

Jaune: Don’t be, it’s not your fault. It’s whatever fucker did this to us.

Jeanne: Is there anything I could do to help you?

Jaune: What could you possibly do to help me?

Jeanne: …

Jaune: Yeah… I thought as much too… Haa… fuck my life, twice over…

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Mother Figure

Yang: W-What?

Weiss: Did you just call Jeanne, mom?

Yang: N-No I didn’t!

Ruby: You kinda did.

Blake: And you said it so easily, like you didn’t even have to think about.

Yang: I didn’t say mom, what I said was… was…? Uhhh…?

Jeanne: Don’t worry, Yang, take your time, I’m sure you’ll think of something.

Yang: I uhh… Okay! I called you mom, it just slipped out, okay!

Weiss: Told you.

Jeanne: It’s okay, Yang. I am often seen a motherly figure, I don’t mind at all.

Ruby: Jeanne such a supportive mom!

Jeanne: Thank you, Ruby. That very sweet of you.

Ruby: No problem, Mom!

JWBY: …

Ruby: What?

Yang: You just called Jeanne mom…

Ruby: No I didn’t…

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