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It appears that there are enemies after all.

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Erin. Queer, trans, they/she. Not a minor. @[email protected] Icon credit to the amazing Murphy Parys. You should commission them too it was great.
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txttletale
Anonymous asked:

how many eggs do you have in your fridge

this is exactly what im complaining about. so many people act like its my job to do research for them when these questions are easily googlable ://

I.was going to edit this google resutls page to say something funny but honestly i dont think i can outdo what i actually got

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fucking australia’s trying to get everyone to link their government id to their social media accounts else you cant use them anymore, the actual fuck is wrong with this country

please, actually, get fucking mad over this, the entirety of australia basically just banned all social media for anyone who doesnt want to give up their privacy to the government, there was no vote on this, no nothing, they just went ahead and fucking passed this ridiculously privy law and barely anybody’s talking about it the actual fuck

okay so to actually explain what exactly is happening, it’s an age thing. theyve used ‘protect the children’ and ‘let kids be kids’ as a weapon again. anyone under 16 is banned from social media, but to enforce this they have openly admitted everyone will need to link their government id to their social media. this whole ‘protect the kids’ thing was a very obvious trojan horse for getting ppl to give up their privacy.

and yknow, that alone is a very shitty law even without the whole surrendering your private information to the government thing.

theyve made outside uninhabitable, there’s nowhere left to go. public areas have degenerated, theyve turned hanging out into a crime with loitering, streets feel unwalkable sometimes, parents are more wary of letting their kids walk around on their own than they used to be, and now theyre trying to ban one of the main ways kids manage to distract themselves inside the house.

when i was 15 i was depressed and lonely, unable to leave the house very far, no friends, nobody. the one place that helped me feel less alone was online communities. i wouldve killed myself if it werent for the support i recieved on there. and now theyre trying to ban that for future generations, in a world that hates them being both outside and inside.

and even still, this is still a fucking trojan horse to get you to give up your privacy.

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mokeymokey

Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.

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prokopetz

I don't think you understand how much self-control it takes not to reply to literally every post about a hypothetical scenario involving dragons with this image:

A comic frame of Grimsby from Disney's The Little Mermaid saying "imagine".
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fun fact: in the original Snow White, her mother wished only to have a child "white as snow, black as ebony, and red as blood" (after pricking her finger while sewing and letting the blood drip out of her ebony-framed window into the snow). Snow White ended up with snow-white skin, black hair, and red cheeks and lips. However, there are a total of six possible outcomes with this setup:

white skin, black hair, red lips: the classic. 10/10 (baseline)

white skin, red hair, black lips: cool if you're into ginger goths I guess. 8/10

black skin, white hair, red lips: I think this one is discussed in some other post. very cool juxtaposition of dark skin/light hair. 10/10

black skin, red hair, white lips: edging a little into uncanny valley territory here. still a fan of the dark skin and red hair. 7/10

red skin, black hair, white lips: not good at all. reminder that "red" means "blood red" here. thoroughly unnerving. 3/10

red skin, white hair, black lips: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. VERY SCARY. 0/10

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Me explaining Star Wars to a mutual: And yeah technically Ezra was a child soldier but he was living on the streets in a fascist world and had already killed people by then, so becoming a child soldier was actually a step up for him in terms of normal psychological development. And anyway, really it's George Lucas' fault for asking for an eleven year old to be a hero in the Clone Wars show and not realizing "hey the Jedi sending children to the front lines is kinda messed up".

And technically, they're still older than the clones were but they were artificially grown so really the majority of the army is 12 or under.

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If you wanna fix problems with the world the first thing you have to do is kill the impulse to stigmatize literally anything. I'm serious. Stigma is the enemy of compassion, and compassion is the most essential tool to fixing social ills.

There are no ifs, ands, or buts in this. Stigma is wrong.

"but what about..." shut up. shut up the fuck your mouth. YES i am talking about that too.

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