Random Thots

Social media never stops amazing me

Lot of people struggle separating social media from reality 

Those top eight’s had the potential to ruin friendships

The amount of information we absorb each day is insane when you think about it

“I’m gonna fucking die some day” might be my new motto

Press it by accident, now they’ll think I’m stalking them

Now he’s got a snack when he’s running out of the place

Better believe I’m milking that photo for all it’s worth

I swear I can just be thinking of something and all the sudden an ad appears

This has definitely been true for me the past year or so

Meanwhile I post pics of myself and I’d probably lose followers

Come for pictures from friends, stay for the sponsored influencer apparel posts

Probably would have posted two black squares if they could

Just in case we don’t actually open for business

It’s never not awkward when you do this

Instagram in a photo

I catch myself doing this at least once a week