Random Thots

The only reasoning I’d get is if you start with snap then graduate to the phone number

The amount of odd stories out there like this is fascinating

Guy wouldn’t even order something outside the dollar menu

If the Snapchat score is really high, it could be a red flag 

Could make for an awkward situation if she calls and you have to ask who it is

They had me in the first half here

Lot of guys I know don’t even have sheets

Everyone develops at their own pace

I really didn’t know the bar had fallen this low

I hope they call this place “The ball pit” 

Lot of 5′7″ guys out there adding on a few inches

At the least you know they're reliable

At least he was honest

He’s thinking with the wrong head on this one

Context is always key

“Sex sausage” took me out

Yet some guys today still go on about how crazy a girl is if they get rejected