Random Thots

The only reasoning I’d get is if you start with snap then graduate to the phone number

If the Snapchat score is really high, it could be a red flag 

Could make for an awkward situation if she calls and you have to ask who it is

They had me in the first half here

Lot of guys I know don’t even have sheets

Everyone develops at their own pace

Probably some Spanglish mixed in as well

I hope they call this place “The ball pit” 

Lot of 5′7″ guys out there adding on a few inches

If he doesn’t have telepathy, do you really want him?

Advice to live by

Context is always key

“Sex sausage” took me out

With every tap they become more powerful

Sometimes you play yourself

I’m far too oblivious to ever notice something like this 

Do you like him, or is he just tall?