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Sounds about white

This is always relevant 

All that should matter is that they’re happy

New sense of urgency who dis?

Their wedding would be over in no time

Sometimes you need to leave stubble hints

That 12% figure might even be a bit high

Congratulations, you played yourself

For that special someone in your life

The couple that's petty together stays together

Way too many people think this way

Wait, what?

But really

"Now I don't want it getting back to me that you ate her groceries. Do you understand?"

That's cold-blooded

Hate when that happens