“I’ll never let you go my ass”
Sometimes you have to make the most out of a bad situation
Congratulations, you played yourself
Moral of the story: Some guys will do anything for the booty
Waiting for that hotline bling is just way too real
Guys need to play their cards carefully if they have a Queen in their hand. Otherwise they're just at risk of becoming a Joker.
Just a reminder to all the guys out there to never take your girl for granted
One way or the other, they'll be getting some cake
Might be the best version of the joke I've seen yet
These are always the toughest days