Danny and Rusty being boyfriends for 3 minutes in Ocean's Eleven which I'll be making the second part later.
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If I had a nickle for every time George Clooney plays a criminal and lies to other criminals pretending his main goal is a money job when really it's all to do with his wife getting together with another man I'd have two nickles which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice
Mr. Fox and Kylie?
I can't stop thinking about how gay Rusty and Danny were in Ocean's Trilogy, how their eyes lingering on each other as they stared each other in silence, how they finished each other sentences like they knew each other secrets like an open book, how their movement were so coordinated around each other that when they walk in my eyes they were doing tango, how they spoke with each other with such low voice that meant to be not heard by other people's in the room but it turned out all seductive and intimate, how they fought when Rusty found Danny was still in love with Tess like he was jealous and betrayed, how they fought with such intensity like an old married couple who had so many history that remained untold but our imaginations can pick up all the crumbs they left from their tiniest interactions and HOW THEY COULD READ EACH OTHER'S MINDS BUT THEY WERE OBLIVIOUS TO EACH OTHER'S FEELINGS?! Especially you, Danny. Yes, I'm talking about you! How did you so oblivious to the fact that Rusty was still head over heels for you and Isabel's appearance was only a way of the writers to make Rusty straight?! He was there for you this whole time and whatta man he was when he picked your girl up for you so you two could reunite when you got out from the prison. Oh, boy you did him dirty. You can finish Rusty's sentences but you can't see he is pining for you. Gurl...gimme a BREAK.
aquavierra reblogged
If I had a nickle for every time George Clooney plays a criminal and lies to other criminals pretending his main goal is a money job when really it's all to do with his wife getting together with another man I'd have two nickles which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice
how about Kylie from Fantastic Mr. Fox?
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shout out to the oceans trilogy which is about heists but more importantly about found family but even more importantly theyre about danny and rusty without whom none of this would occur or matter but most importantly. they're about making fun of the french
Need a doctor to prescribe me a drug because I honestly can't stop myself from thinking about Ocean's Eleven every single night before going to sleep. I'm ObSEssEd and I'm not complaining if it doesn't affect my sleep schedule. BUT IT DOES AFFET ME.
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rusty is such a fucking bottom. he is soooo gay for danny and the only one who cant tell is linus but no one cares enough to tell him. they literally staged a fight like that one fighting like a married couple at the ikea meme and hes such a woman. rusty i mean. hes literally wife coded. but like boomer i hate my wife but they actually love each other. also he was so jealous of tess. (and they had a threesome once and tess pegged rusty imo). he would literally wear lingerie i dont care what you say. he is a bottom. danny is a pain in his ass literally. he sucks cock. hes a brat. he is brat. kill me.
this is literally something that I thought for months now and someone just actually wrote this uncensored to the public on Tumblr?! Good Lord, someone OUGHTA MADE A FANFIC OUT OF THIS!
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Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Director & DOP: Steven Soderbergh Production Design: Philip Messina Art Direction: Keith P. Cunningham
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he wants that cookie so effing bad
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haha what if I told you not to steal those incan matrimonial head masks to piss off your ex wife and you went to jail for four years cause you didnt listen to me and I was the first person you looked for after getting out and I was still mad but I agreed to help you rob three casinos and then I found out you were doing it to win back your ex wife and I got mad again but still helped you plan everything and then we stole millions of dollars and you went back to jail for it but I was there when you got released and you made fun of my clothes but I still drove you home-
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@pscentral event 30: friendship
Now the other players realize. These guys have a relationship. In fact, a criminal one.
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Honestly, we don't need Isabel, no matter how hard the writers tried to make Rusty het. We all know he is deep down gay af.
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Wolfs (2024) dir. Jon Watts
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WOLFS 2024, Dir. Jon Watts
He looked so proud 😭
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I can't find Brad Pitt hot because my parents decided when I was eight or so that Ocean's Eleven was a family film and we watched it so often when I was very young that now it would feel like thinking a family friend was hot like thinking my dad's old college buddy was hot I can't do that.
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I can't find Brad Pitt hot because my parents decided when I was eight or so that Ocean's Eleven was a family film and we watched it so often when I was very young that now it would feel like thinking a family friend was hot like thinking my dad's old college buddy was hot I can't do that.
This is probably the funniest post I've ever seen n tumblr and I'm not gonna lie this is so random and so personal haha. Anyway, when I was a kid, I distinctly remembered that if someone said 'pretty' I'd think about Brad Pitt's silhouette in my brain.
Funny how f1 fans blame brad pitt for anything regarding the movie when he clearly just act in that movie, follow what the producers want and don't came up with all the marketing shits f1 fans on tl hate.
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woke up to tl shitting on sonny hayes i will not take this chat 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻