@appleteeth / appleteeth.tumblr.com
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230k words, explicit
Stede Bonnet is fresh out of the closet and ready to try everything he's denied himself his entire life. When he hires one of the best professional Doms in the business, he has no idea what to expect other than what he's seen on dodgy websites. What he gets is something so much better.
Finished:
And if you want, my ko-fi is here.
thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened
im sorry but this is the funniest fucking tag i could have seen
those moments in au fics when you finally figure out how the author is reinterpreting a specific canon event and you basically go ‘oh snap that’s brilliant’ for five minutes straight
What have they done to your face? Oh, yeah. Yeah, the beard wasn't regulation so it had to go. | You shaved your beard off, for me.
Asdfghjkl her perfectly straight face and even tone throughout should win an AWARD
hold on sorry you're telling me the name of the boat was "the terror"?? i always assumed that was a retroactive name! did they WANT things to go horrifically awry???
obsessed with the implication that nominative determinism could have saved them
renaming my ships to HMS We Won't Die in the Arctic and HMS No Scurvy before successfully navigating the northwest passage
the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.
the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.
Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today
God sending his silliest soldier:
When you're like 5 and your parents tell you to quit being shy and say hello to your extended family
I actually really hate how the "just call me a slur" joke went from being a critique of rainbow capitalism and faux inclusionism to being a way to make fun of nonbinary and aspec ppl literally just. having language.
"Joyfriend? Queerplatonic? Erm.. literally just call me a slur XD" shut the fuck upppp goddamn
"i want more weird queer people" you can't even handle a nonbinary person using Mx. for themselves
Bonus:
Stede Bonnet (S01E10 - Wherever You Go, There You Are)
PSA for fanfic writers
directors using colorful or "impossible" lighting to convey mood and meaning and beauty my beloved. directors making night scenes impossible to see for the sake of realism my beloathed.
SOMEONE FINALLY PUT IT INTO WORDS!!!
guYS THE FUCKING SIGNS
