Foremost Hater and Most Incessant Whiner

why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

honestly the concept of doppelgangers is scary but if i saw myself i probably wouldn’t be that terrified. like i know she can’t run for more than 3 minutes straight. i know she can’t do basic maths. she’s not going to do anything. she doesn’t even know what day it is

deeply obsessed with this

The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended

So true. Here's a Candy Darter for your troubles. They're critically endangered and only live in a few creeks in West Virginia. Aren't they pretty?

Two kitties with Cerebellar Hyperplasia. Essentially they just wobble in unison, but can still enjoy life to the fullest with one another

alt-j / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / simone weil / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / frank bidart

has tumblr culture circled back around to voreposting already

hi. what the hell is gideon the ninth about

i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.

and looked it up…

i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.

Mutual consternation

im mcfuckin losing it djcjcjsjfjdjsjsc

this sounds like an arrested development episode

IT'S HEEEEEERE LIVE YOUR GAY ROBOT DREAMS

I wrote about half the chapter fiction in this, one of which is unbelievably gay and will probably be a smash hit with the Tumblr audience.

genius.com makes sense in its original form as a website focused on annotation & interpretation for specifically rap/hip hop music because hip hop is an inherently intertextual genre that makes prolific use of samples & interpolation, wordplay, references to other artists and their works, etc so having a website to explain all of those things to listeners was a genuinely clever and useful concept. but to put it plainly as a human race we were not meant to apply that level of analysis to figuring out whether taste by sabrina carpenter is about shawn mendes and camila cabello

harry du bois steps up to the lectern in front of the crowd. "as a lesbian...." he pauses, looks at kim questioningly. kim shakes his head imperceptibly. harry looks back at the audience "...supporter"

dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

[single loud slosh followed by Tom & Jerry yell]