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its so so important to follow blogs that will put a bit of softcore porn on ur dash. it is not only tasteful but also a key part of the microbiome
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#coftff#coftffverse#repeat hikari#repeat hikaru#lgbtqiapn#queer humor#wlw humor#wlw#r18#r18 mention#rock paper scissors#janken#sex discussion#sex mention#daikaru inspiration#daikari inspiration#hikari x hikaru#hikadaikaru inspiration#yamasomi#yamajourami#hikari x daisukes wife#hikahika#hikakaru#(???)#(im not too sure which one to go w Yet because Name patterns but hahaaaa)#(HikaHika makes me Giggle)#(but would probably confuse ppl who dont know Hikarus **an OC of mine since my childhood days online** lmaoo)#(whats funnier w them {HikaHika slash Hikakaru} is I DID NOT PLAN IT THIS WAY it just hAPPENS TO LINE UP IN THE Modern eRA----)#lets just say the headcanons have evolved#(No I do not Literally call it 'that' other thing in conversation w everyone but the tweet was too funny to pass up for the meme)
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every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem
actually it’s for more than my gender
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The radfem fandom is dying. Post about your blorbos to make it die faster
this is the funniest sentence i've seen all day. damn that blorbo
#ME#fandom humor#queer humor#lgbtqiapn#lgbtqiapn intracommunity bigotry#lgbtqiapn issues#feminism#faux feminism#white feminism#blorbo#blorbo meme#anti radical feminism#anti radfems#anti terfs#radfems dnfi#terfs dnfi#i will block on sight#izumi koushirou#honda kiku#can the radfem fandom die way harder and faster ive been here for 10+ years already
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there is. lizard in the house. what is the polite way to deal with this situation?
i am lacking in social niceties. what are the rules of hospitality in this particular circumstance? truly I've no wish to be rude
I guess maybe trap them under a cup and put them outside?
attempted to diplomatically put forth this suggestion, at which point negotiations broke down. the lizard has scampered, and is currently hiding either within or behind the closet. tumblr please instruct on proper protocol
according to tumblr, the lizard is now my roommate and best friend. thank you for your research assistance!
in conclusion, I will google "how to convince your roommate/best friend to come out of the closet," and follow the expert instructions I will no doubt encounter. I feel qualified now to deal with the situation. many thanks tumblr acquaintances!
#relatable#me#queer humor#just tropical area things#me on a weekly to bi weekly basis#summer#lizards#when you spend two+ hours chilling waiting for a lizard to budge 0.0001 inches to get a cup over it#and you dont even have a phone with you#at least its not in the closet this time#a good trick is to slide cardboard underneath if you do get the cup over#it sucks#when theyre in the closet#though#ive just started keeping the closet floor clean because it makes everything slightly easier
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Pride Month might be over and it was great and all, but have you heard of the Pride Life? That’s how I roll.
emomusicalwritergay
I didn’t choose the Pride Life
Pride Life chose me
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A man walked straight into a bar
And then came out
#fandom#fandom humor#lgbtqiapn#queer humor#queerness#queer community#queer#gay#gay humor#mlm#gay ships#queer shipping#mlm ships#wlw ships#wlw#bi#(this is just most not Queer fans walking into basically)#every fandom#anime fandom#gaming fandom#(and then getting ShockedPikachu surprised by the sheer amount of)#queer fanworks#fandom history#(there)#people who think queer fanworks didnt exist for advs fandom pre this site existing or becoming popularized too confuse me so much#much less hws
*gets on one knee* will you couple cosplay with me
#me#the dream#cosplay tag#cosplay#cosplay positivity#couple cosplay#shipping#ship cosplays#cosplaying is more fun#negl#queer humor#lgbtqiapn#lgbtqiapn+#will you couple cosplay with me even if were not a couple#and i have no intention of entering a relationship with someone who isnt serious about me and even then
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What is your opinion on the fairy vs. walrus question? (If a fairy or a walrus appeared on your doorstep, which would you be more surprised to see)
Today, I'm on the Hebridean island of Skye. Walruses are rarely seen in this part of the world, but every few years one shows up. And I'm on an island with Fairy Pools, a Fairy Bridge and even a Fairy Glen.
So neither of them would be particularly odd to see here.
#me#neil gaiman#scotland#scotland tag#scotland humor#isle of skye#fairy vs walrus#fandom memes#fairies#fairy#queer history#queerness#queer#reclamation#history#lmao#scotland: locations#locations#queer humor#gay#mlm#to my knowledge we also dont have walrus in various areas of where my fam lives#were not *supposed to* anyway#just tropical area things
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I've decided if people are going to call male characters babygirl then I can do it the other way around for female characters. She's my man now. That woman is my boyfriend. My boytoy even.