there is. lizard in the house. what is the polite way to deal with this situation?
i am lacking in social niceties. what are the rules of hospitality in this particular circumstance? truly I've no wish to be rude
I guess maybe trap them under a cup and put them outside?
attempted to diplomatically put forth this suggestion, at which point negotiations broke down. the lizard has scampered, and is currently hiding either within or behind the closet. tumblr please instruct on proper protocol
according to tumblr, the lizard is now my roommate and best friend. thank you for your research assistance!
in conclusion, I will google "how to convince your roommate/best friend to come out of the closet," and follow the expert instructions I will no doubt encounter. I feel qualified now to deal with the situation. many thanks tumblr acquaintances!