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Starbucks had Christmas music and their Christmas cups today so in honour of that here are some memes to celebrate the classic experience of being a Jew from November to December

I know it's early but cheshvan has no holidays and so yeah

Fuck it

#reform tag#ME#jewish issues#hanukkah#chanukah#cultural christianity#christian hegemony#xmas#xmas issues#hanukkah is not jewish xmas#(but)#memes#(Im already seeing Xmas arts be posted in my fandom{s})#(its not even ThanksgivingTM yet)#(but I admit Chanukah is still one of my if not favorite Jewish holidays so im glad to see more like this)#(ok but)#cheshvan does have a holiday and its my birthday#according to my grandma#birthdays should be a national holiday#(or I should at least always be given time off for it---)#jk jk#(dare I say over here)#hws day#october 24th#(tags Hebrew calender potential ones too)#november 14th#november 13th#(Ive seen both come up when I calculated but im still Deciding on this)#(I like the 14th because its also a bday of a minor Shaman King character I still dont mind+like enough lmao)#the whole of october+november in general could be a holiday for us by this point n e g l.....
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A Holiday Greetings Flowchart

How do I handle holiday greetings as a Jew? Here’s the order of operations:

  • If you say “happy holidays” to me and I don’t know you or what you celebrate, then I say “happy holidays” to you and return.
  • If I know you’re Jewish, I say “happy Chanukah.”
  • If you wish me “Merry Christmas” and you don’t know I’m Jewish, then I say “happy holidays.”
  • If you wish me “Merry Christmas” and you do know I’m Jewish, or if you say “merry Christmas” in any way that suggests that doing so is your way of striking back against PC liberal elites, then I say “happy Chanukah.”
  • Finally, if I know you celebrate Christmas but you nonetheless wish me “happy Chanukah” because you know that’s what I celebrate, then I will wish you a “merry Christmas” in return as that’s what you celebrate.

Feel free to use this in your own interactions. 

And from me to you: happy holidays to all, happy Chanukah for those for whom it applies, and merry Christmas to those who’ve earned it!

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#me#jewish tag#jewish#jewish references#reference#judaism#goyim issues#holidays#jewish holidays#hanukkah#chanukah#xmas issues#hanukkah is not jewish christmas#sukkot 2024 began oct 16th and ends oct 23rd#simchat torah starts oct 24th and lasts until oct 25th#halloween#purim is not halloween#purim#(bit early but)#*Reblogging to Inform#*Reblogging for Archival#hanukkah 2024 begins dec 25th at sundown and lasts until jan 2nd at sundown#sigh#goyim do not derail#outdated reblog#(also because depending on what goes on with my health related tests I might not actually be around by Xmas.....)
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fuck-customers

The next person who tries to correct me when I say “Happy Holidays” is going to be told Happy Hanukkah instead. Very tired of hearing, “No, it’s MERRY CHRISTMAS.” I’m pretty sure Judaism was around a lot longer than your Buckstar’s boycotting butt, Karen.

My boss once shared a great story about that. This happened when he was in a layover in North Carolina back when the “War on Christmas” bullshit was first becoming prominent. He had gone to get a pack of cigarettes, and after he paid for it:

“Merry Christmas.” “Happy holidays.” “No. I said Merry Christmas.” “Do you know what Hanukkah is about?” “No, what?” “Some people tried to make us worship their ways, so we rose up and killed them. Happy Hanukkah.”

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I celebrate Christmas, but generally avoid holiday themed greetings when working as a cashier unless the customer mentions their holiday specifically. 

The other day, two older ladies were buying briskets and told me they were for their Hanukkah celebration that night, so I responded something like “Well Happy Hanukkah! It’s the third night, right?” 

I shit you not these two old ladies were so tickled that someone at a store wished them a happy Hanukkah. One of them literally told me I was “the first one to do that”. 

To those who think there’s a war on Christmas, please get the fuck over yourself and remember that not everyone experiences the world the way you do.

#jewish tag#jewish#jewish issues#antisemitism#xtian antisemitism#xtian hegemony#hanukkah#chanukah#xmas#xtianity#xianity#HANUKKAH IS NOT JEWISH XMAS#stop treating hanukkah like it is#its 2k23#war on christmas#(Doesnt EXIST)#starbucks#us capitalism#capitalism#(All that sh*t with 'War on Christmas' phrasing in general started over a gDDAMN STARBUCKS CHRISTMAS CUP BEING REMOVED)#(And THEN US Republicans and conservatives and neo nazi antisemites in full conspiracy theory mode latched onto it and NEVER STOPPED)#historical revisionism#*GOYIM DO NOT DERAIL#*GOYIM DO NOT RB TO DEBATETM OR I BLOCK#JUDAISM IS NOT XTIANITY#JUDAISM IS NOT JUDEO XTIAN#JUDAISM IS NOT ABOUT JESUS#(I would like to point out this post was made *IN 2017* so Please be Aware)
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schraubd

A Holiday Greetings Flowchart

How do I handle holiday greetings as a Jew? Here’s the order of operations:

  • If you say “happy holidays” to me and I don’t know you or what you celebrate, then I say “happy holidays” to you and return.
  • If I know you’re Jewish, I say “happy Chanukah.”
  • If you wish me “Merry Christmas” and you don’t know I’m Jewish, then I say “happy holidays.”
  • If you wish me “Merry Christmas” and you do know I’m Jewish, or if you say “merry Christmas” in any way that suggests that doing so is your way of striking back against PC liberal elites, then I say “happy Chanukah.”
  • Finally, if I know you celebrate Christmas but you nonetheless wish me “happy Chanukah” because you know that’s what I celebrate, then I will wish you a “merry Christmas” in return as that’s what you celebrate.

Feel free to use this in your own interactions. 

And from me to you: happy holidays to all, happy Chanukah for those for whom it applies, and merry Christmas to those who’ve earned it!

via The Debate Link https://ift.tt/Z9TlBkx

#me#jewish#jewish community#jewish issues#judaism misconceptions#judaism informative#judaism#jewish informative#hanukkah#hanukkah informative#chanukah#holidays#holiday greetings#JUDAISM IS NOT XTIANITY#HANUKKAH IS NOT JEWISH XMAS#JUDAISM IS NOT JUDEO XTIAN#allyship#dont be that person#outdated reblog#(because Hanukkah has finished this year)#(So please do not actually get the timeframes confused)#(But)#this is important for everyone#(To Know)#(Before you horribly embarrass yourself today)#*GOYIM DO NOT RB TO DISCOURSETM OR I BLOCK#*Goyim can Boost in Support IF RESPECTFUL Please#(As someone actually FROM Interfaith fam too but if you wish someone 'Merry Xmas' KNOWING theyre from a fam with Xtian fam members thats)#(MAYBE OK esp if they told you but YOU SHOULD ASK THEM FIRST AND NOT AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME How They Feel About Xmas)#(Just DO NOT SAY 'MERRY XMAS' WHEN IT IS VERY SPECIFICALLY *STILL HANUKKAH* BECAUSE WE SIDEEYE IT HARD ESP IF OBSERVING IT)
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As long as Hanukkah is studied and remembered, Jews will not surrender to the night. The proper response, as Hanukkah teaches, is not to curse the darkness but to light a candle.

Rabbi Yitzchak Greenberg

#jewish tag#jewish#jewish quotes#quotes#jewish history#hanukkah#hanukkah quotes#chanukah#jewish culture#candles#menorah#jewish resistence#education#maccabean revolt#*Goyim DO NOT Derail#*Likes OK#*Reblogging for Archival#*Prefer Goyim Do Not RB#(If the whole internet gets to yell about Xmas day 1 after Halloween every year of my life I get to rb about Hanukkah)#the proper response is not to curse the darkness but to light a candle
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koushirouizumi

happy hannukah! 🕯

#me#jewish tag#jewish#jewish positivity#judaism#judaism positivity#hanukkah#chanukah#animated art#pretty#pretty art#menorah#jewish tumblr#(I've basically reached the point where)#({Living} Grandma on Other end is asking or reminding ME About Hanukkah)#({Basically Every Time We Call On Phone})#interfaith families#(So Yeah)#(It honestly makes me really happy too)#(I was always travelling to other Grandmas place around holidays back then & most of the time now because we have Quite some Fam there but)#(There WERE a number of years we spent with {late} {Jewish} Grandma at home TOO where we visited often)#(And I think people just like might.....)#('Forget' that at what seems like completely random times when interacting with me???)#(IdLike IfPeopleFollowing Could RememberIt Too)#(EvenIf IveBeen SloweronMains in RecentYears)#(Like I CONSTANTLY have to explain 'oh yeah half my Fam lives 5+ hours away' and then it doesnt like)#(CLICK for people that 'Oh yeah around holidays we might travel there too!!!' BUT I STILL HAD {JEWISH} FAM AT HOME???? Y E A h)
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Anonymous asked:

Electric Hanukkah menorahs for those places you can't have a candle menorah (dormitories, certain apartments, military barracks, etc.). Opinions, rules for reciting blessings, anything else regarding them that I should know?

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@anon, as always jumblr (or almost all of it) is going to recommend that you ask your rabbi. However, my guess would be:

  • Reform - yes (I fact checked myself and I was sort of correct on what they’d say)
  • Reconstructionist - probably some rabbis would okay this, but maybe not all?
  • Conservative - a minority of rabbis might okay this in some circumstances but I doubt it
  • Orthodox (non-Chabad) - probably not, but the diversity within Orthodoxy often surprises me in all sorts of ways
  • Chabad - @wenevergotusedtoegypt reached this before I could guess or find Chabad’s answer on their website (kudos to Chabad for making their teshuvot easy to find!)
  • Sefardic - I have no clue, but probably somewhere in the realm of Conservative/Orthodox on this one

If anyone knows about denominational splits, let me know.

P.S. If there’s a Conservative Jew out there who wants to nag CJLS to write a responsa on this, that would be cool. I checked and they don’t have one.

#jewish#jewish informative#judaism#judaism informative#hanukkah#chanukah#menorah#electric menorah#reform#reform judaism#reform informative#reform judaism is not judaism lite#chabad#*Reblogging to Inform#(Family finally got an electric menorah)#(We would have use our traditional one)#(But its OLD)#(Its literally)#(Antique)#(at this point)#(Aunt was worried)#(about)#(fire)#(I don't blame)#(I'd still love to see)#(if it can be used again)#(Somehow but Yeah so these are alternative takes and our family IS rEFOrM on one end of lines Just SAYING We Know What It Means OK)#(That was ONLY reason why I rarely mentioned Menorah lighting etc bc its not that we didnt WANT to again ours is just literally antique)#*Goyim can reblog to Inform but be respectful Please#*Boosting in Support
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koushirouizumi

tis the season

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aka-maayan

I forgot about this

I haven’t seen this show up on my dash ONCE yet this Chanukah season I have to do everything by myself

#jewish tag#jewish#jewish positivity#jewish humor#jewish music#dreidel#dreidel song#hanukkah#chanukah#video#r18#(in case)#pole dancing#(?????)#(reminder I have Jewish family)#(YES I DID KNOW THE SONG Growing Up)#(This STILL Makes Me Laugh)#(This is the ONLY THING I want to see before 25th TM)#(Unless Its More Hanukkah Things!)#(Other Stuff By Cool & Kind Mutuals Also Gets Priority)#(Its Not Even End of November TM Yet)
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Digimon’s Chibimon (“DemiVeemon” in US) and Gomamon say

                  HAPPY DIGI-HANUKKAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#digimon#digimon adventures#digimon adventure#digimon adventure 02#digimon: fandom#digimon: headcanons#digimon: oc#digimon: jewish headcanons#chibimon#gomamon#demiveemon#american girl#hanukkah#chanukah#menorah#(SO HEY GUESS WHO JUST RECENTLY FINALLY FOUND THE AMERICAN GIRL OLDSCHOOL HANUKKAH SET)#(THAT MY JEWISH GRANDMA GOT FOR ME FOR HANUKKAH ONE YEAR ;;;;)#(OK BUT I'M ACTUALLY SO THRILLED I FOUND THIS)#(Young Me also seriously headcanoned basically all my OCs as Jewish aNYHOW yeah)#(INCLUDING MY DIGIMON PARTNER OCS YEAH)#(I know at least one person I'm still following here remembers the old OC site ;;;;)#(someone else confirmed to me a while back they remembered it too !! ! aaaAA)#(BECAUSE YEAH CHIBIMON AND GOMAMON WERE MY FAVS)#(ALONG WITH TENTOMON OFC but then I never found his beanie plush..... ;;;;)#(I found or received ALMOST all of them as Young Me eXCEPT TENTOMON I'm still so upset by that aaa)#(ANYWAY I LOVE MY JEWISH FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND MUTUALS)#HAPPY HANUKKAH
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