aph-japan reblogged
Anonymous asked:
Could you give us 5 books to read after you’re 30? All anyone online wants to talk about are the books to read before.
Do not answer this, but whoooo the fuck is talking about books that way? What's the meaningful difference between the shit you can read at 28 and the shit you can read at 32? Man, it reeks of Reese Witherspoon's book club, I cannot sanction this buffoonery. Anyway, here goes:
- Book That You Never Got Around To Reading by That Author You Enjoy
- Favorite Author's Favorite Book by Your Favorite Author's Favorite Author
- Book of Collected Short Stories by Author of That One Short Story From English Class That Changed Your Whole Shit in High School
- Book That Looks Good by Author You've Never Heard Of
- Book You Are Intimidated By by Author Who Had No Vested Interest in Your Self-Esteem When They Wrote It