ty, astarion, for failing every fucking arcana check possible here to make this amazing comedy bit

aparently in the latest fantastic 4 comics johnny storm has been in a relationship with an alien, and that would be pretty standard affair for marvel heroes, right.

except someone at marvel with fucking balls of steel and the biggest brain in the known universe made the alien look... actually alien

this is the greatest thing ive seen in my life, is almost enough to make me want to read the comic

okay now this tracks

I find it Pleasing that that alien is clearly based off of a Hallucigenia.

What a deep cut into the Burgess Shale.

This was such a good fucking issue also! The emotional arcs! The ANGST! The ethical dilemma! The way they actually TALK and ARGUE about the ethics of their impossible-superhero-situation! The earnest sincerity of it all, the choosing life choosing hope finding another way!

Seriously y'all should be reading this series, and at the absolute least you need to go read this issue.

Because yeah it's just one issue. They pack what would ordinarily be at least a six-issue story-arc of modern comics into one issue.

It's a masterpiece.

Despite that fucking mustache.

I heard this guy still does Dinosaur Comics too, and also appreciates the compliments regarding his brain and uhhhhhhhhh balls

Discworld Elysium Masterpost

Since I can't edit polls to retroactively link parts together, here's a masterpost of them all, updated as it happens.

PART 1

PART 2

PART 3

PART 4

PART 5

PART 6

PART 7

PART 8

part 8.5 alternate universe pain edition

PART 9 active pol

Wyll Ravengard as Text Posts

Part 4/?

why did he say it like that.

Thinking of how there's the option to eat the tadpole in bg3 and how laios would probably eat it if he was in the game

(Senshi only stops him so he can eat it gourmet/cooked)

Another selection of some of the better names I've come across in Regency era newspapers recently.

Somebody can't handle their liquor

[x]

just learned there's a war going on in stardew valley with zero explanation and since the game swings wildly between anti-corporate utopianism and classic kill 3 skeletons for 100 gold this opens up some fascinating world-building possibilities, namely: 1. it's a regular war that's just kind of happening while you wake up each morning, tend to your radishes and then go fight monsters down level 80 of an abandoned mineshaft so you can get iridium for the wizard living in a mysterious tower behind your farm; or 2. it's a magic war that a regular guy named kent voluntarily left his family for, and if you complete his request for a fresh starfruit he'll start telling you about his ptsd

i was jokingly thinking of trying to seduce sam with my top-notch farming skills but in light of this new information i kind of want to do it for real just to find out if that family is seriously messed up and putting up a front. hey skater boy lather some artisanal pomegranate jelly on those home-made pancakes and tell me why your dad is the only guy in pelican town (population: 32) who went to fight in the trenches

i know you can marry and divorce characters in the game but i think the next update should add a cheating option just because i can mess everything up even more. all of pelican town hates me for fucking kent while his wife, the mother of his children, was asleep in the other room, but unfortunately i can't stop growing all of this gold star produce, so what are they gonna do? what are they gonna do, huh? eat mediocre parsnips while golden boy is tearfully fucking his emo bff in revenge because he thinks this means something to me? please.

The continued adventures of cat Leth

Bonus:

Whoever made the "Who's the Bald capybara" video, I hate you (but I love you)😂 EVERYTIME I open BG3 it's ALL I HEAR. Then it's stuck in my goddamn head for HOURS.

**Edit** I added the video because she's not on Tumblr it looks like. But she is on TikTok, I'll add a screenshot of her account if you want to follow her😊

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now plz thank

Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

Here's the result!! A nice lookin color, good work everyone!

i believe we've reached a consensus

tumblr is gonna make more money off blaze, checkmarks, crabs, and shoelaces than it has under verizon and yahoo combined all because the users here have a sense of humour incomprehensible to most of civilisation. this website would spit on you before it'll buy something from an ad but by GOD does it know how to spend money on bullhit

#pounded in the butt by chuck tingle’s relentless optimism

That man is amazing.

Chuck Tingle is a BLESSING.