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@aperturecity / aperturecity.tumblr.com

Until our souls cross paths once more in the boundless sphere of fate. late twenties/he. Here you'll find mostly games and Jokes. Don’t be a weirdo. Icon @bennflynt or twitter @CHARLLAHAN
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yotsuben

Valve speaking to developers at Steam Dev Days about how to make your game successful with microtransactions.

Not only did they make a new hat for Scout just to match the popular internet doodle/joke…

They literally used the exact same lines from the graph.

lol

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This is Sniper’s right thumb I’ve seen in various sfm photos. Did he hurt his thumb or something? His thumbnail is all black but the rest of his fingers/nails are fine looking.

Please explain?

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writingcyan

His sniper rifle has a manually operated bolt action on the right-hand side. The bruise (a subungual haematoma) is caused by trying to reload too fast (too many people wanting him dead on the battlefield?) and getting his thumb caught in the sliding mechanism.

(Gif by Coverop.)

Watch how his right hand moves to pull back the handle, unload the spent cartridge case, and slide the fresh round into the breech:

(Gif by Payface.)

The bolt-action mechanism looks something like this (source: wikipedia) - it is allegedly quite painful to get your fingers pinched in it:

That’s Valve for you - completely ridiculous canon, perfectly detailed character designs.

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Today's Dota 2 update

So Necrolyte...er, Necrophos is now pre-pubescent, axe has more hair, gyro is a shriveled old guy, NOVA is an actual lion now, dazzle got swag, omniknight went sven gods strength mode, and pudge was apparently too gorey. Oh, and venomancer is fucking terrifying now. Good job valve.

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