I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF BEING PUNISHED FOR PUNISHING THE FUCKERS THAT KEEP UNLEASHING VIOLENCE UPON THE WOMEN IN THIS GAME.

gawwd, fuck. FUCK THE MORAL COMPASS HUH? I'LL SHOW YOU.

I have a $400 bounty on my arse for killing rapists/bandits/robbers.

See, I only get in trouble when I'm saving a prostitute. I even LASSO the fucker so I can haul his shitty arse to Thieves' Landing and shoot him in the face.( you can go on a murderous rampage there and shit / I don't.)

NOPE, TOWNS GO APESHIT AND SEND THE LAWWW AFTER ME.

RDR, DA FUQ?

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#prostitute #rdr #wtf #fml #bounty #morals #why #the fuck #red dead redemption

aomiarmster

I don't kill NPCs unless they gave me a reason, such as robbing/trying to kill me/hurt my mount. Simple, yeah?

I don't go willy-nilly and slaughter folks for no reason.

#gun #rdr #violence

aomiarmster

Found her dead.

SHE BECAME UNDEAD.

#sarah reese #zombie #undead #rdr #red dead redemption #john marston #prostitute #Armster #game shot

aomiarmster

The NPC's in RDR are hilarious.

So I was in Thieves' Landing and shit, I head to the Saloooooon and some fucker starts stabbing a prostitute, I couldn't save her in time sadly, so I ran the piece of shit down.

I tried to Lasso the fucker but it killed him, wow. Okay so I loot his body and the most fucked up shit is this, the other NPCs that walk about, they go by his corpse all WELL SHIT.

They dont know whether to be sad or loot.

I greet them, one dude starts a convo with me, prostitute responds to me, he tells her to shut the hell up, stray dog comes by, barks its fucking ass off, the guys get ornery all making up stories as to how the fucker died.

Jeeeeze! lolololol

#rdr #red dead redemption

aomiarmster

Seems half of New Austin wants me dead.

John Marston, Red Dead Redemption

#New Austin #rdr #John Marston #Red Dead Redemption #quote

aomiarmster

Marston: How can you sink that low? Diggin' up graves and lootin' from the dead.

Seth: Hypocrites, the whole damn lotta you! Are you sayin' it's better to steal from the livin'? They're corpses. They don't care none.

Marston: These people been laid to rest.

Seth: You don't know nothin'. I talk to 'em, long after they been forgotten by every other fella. I tell 'em it's alright to be scared and alone. I embrace 'em when they're stinkin' and rotten.

Marston: I met some sick bastards in my time, Seth, but you, you're special.

Seth: Folk is cold and heartless all their lives. To me, they get warmer when they're actually cold and heartless. Surely that makes sense, to even you?

Marston: Not exactly it don't.

Seth: Are we really livin' anyway? Do you exist outside my mind? Maybe we're both havin' the same dream and when we wake up we'll die?

Marston: I certainly seem to be in some kind of nightmare.

Seth: Have you looked in the cave, Seth? No, it's very dark.

Marston: What did you say?

Seth: I-I didn't say nothin'.

Marston: I just heard you say somethin'.

Seth: You're a crazy man. You should get that head looked at.

#Seth #John Marston #Red Dead Redemption #nightmare #dream #rdr

aomiarmster

Skepticism is the bastard child of progress, John.

Nigel West Dickens

#Nigel West Dickens #john marston #red dead redemption #rdr #quote

aomiarmster

When I hear about this so-called Federal Government, sending out agents to covertly murder and control people, then I start to worry. I mean, alright, Williamson is a menace and men like him are the plague, but isn't a government agent a worse menace? In all that symbolizes, I mean.

Drew MacFarlane

#drew macfarlane #john marston #Bonnie MacFarlane #rdr #psn #red dead redemption #quote

aomiarmster

Change is only good when it makes things better.

Bonnie MacFarlane

#Bonnie MacFarlane #rdr #red dead redemption #rockstar #quote

aomiarmster

Well, we got sunshine, sand and a plague that makes people want to eat each other. Come to think of it, it must feel just like America to you.

Landon Ricketts, Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare

#undead nightmare #nightmare #rdr #red dead redemption #Landon Ricketts #mexico #quote

aomiarmster

When a man with a singsong voice tells me to fuck off, it ALWAYS concerns me, 'boyo'

John Marston, Red Dead Redemption

#John Marston #red dead redemption #rdr #quote

aomiarmster

Wow fuck that. I shoot a man trying to rape a prostitute in Red Dead Redemption ( while in Armadillo)I mean, fuck, she was screaming at me to help her and shit. SO I DO.

THE WHOLE TOWN GETS UP IN ARMS AND TRIES TO KILL ME.

I GOT A POSSE ON MY ASS. FOR KILLING A POTENTIAL RAPIST. Gee, game, nice moral compass charting ya got goin. I SWEAR TO FUCK I'm just going to lasso the fuck out of everybody and place them on the tracks.

Man, fuck doing the right thing.

#rdr #psn #red dead redemption

aomiarmster

Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. You know that.

John Marston , Red Dead Redemption

#John Marston #rdr #red dead redemption #fair #rich #dumb #wolves #life #quote

aomiarmster

In Red Dead Redemption, you often come across folks that are about to shoot themselves in the head. I try to lasso them and take them away from that spot so they don't off themselves.

This time, in Undead Nightmare, a person was sitting in front of a pile of burning bodies and he was about to shoot himself, so I lasso'd him. I sneezed and pulled him forward instead of to the side.

HE FELL IN THE FIRE , burned to death. AND I CRIED. My horse (Death) DID NOT APPROVE AND KEEPS REARING AND CIRCLING ME, SNORTING. Almost as if he/she is telling me that I'm a fucking schmuck.

x_X

#death #rockstar #red dead redemption #rdr #undead nightmare #zombie #john marston #fucked up #fuck #fml

aomiarmster

In Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare , have any of you encountered a woman shooting zombies by a barn, she finishes some off then tells you not to open the barn doors and she wanders off drunk and then passes out? All this shit happens at Warthington Ranch.

I basically killed the zombies in the barn while they were in the barn (dynamite is sexy) so they didn't rush out and eat her while she was passed out. ANY OF YOUUU DONE THIS? Has she ever woken up?

#red dead redemption #undead nightmare #rdr #sony #rockstar #warthington ranch #drunk woman #zombie

aomiarmster

WHAT THE FUCK, REALLY?!!?

FIRST TIME EVER, I GET INTO A POSSE IN RED DEAD REDEMPTION, I'M NOT CALLED A SLUT OR A WHORE OR HAD MY GENDER USED AGAINST ME.

INSTEAD I WAS CALLED ZOMBIE or SISTER AND TOTALLY WELCOMED TO HELP SLAUGHTER THE ENEMIES.

LIKE OMFG.

YOU GUYS, WHOEVER YOU WERE, I LOVE YOU.

#psn #red dead redemption #rdr #playstation