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What would a battle between Iormungandr and Jormungandr be like?
Why Sibling Rivalry is scary.
these two AU split-offs, giant giant giant giant serpents…
If these two collided in battle, the resulting cataclysmic destruction would annihilate 18.5 universes. The other half of the ‘snakes-as-the-dominant-species’ universe would be fine, however plane travel will be halted for 3 weeks.
LOKI, DO SOMETHING.
pls. we can’t allow Einmyria to enjoythiskindashit.
I take that the infiltration and dispersal went well then? I'd have to say that was the most bizarre cull I have ever witnessed.
Ha! You and me both. These things tend to go another way but these turn of events were more unpleasant.
I just have to say that THINKING you are clever and BEING clever are completely different situations, these morons couldn’t figure that out if they were to be designed to.
It is not going to go well for most of them. They ruined their own reputations and are upset that they got called out, simple as it gets.
Well that turn of events spiraled out of control spectacularly, is this a common affair?
Um, well… patronizing Jormungandr always leads to disaster. He acknowledges his mistakes but does not appreciate that it be thrown back in his face constantly or have it parodied.
the volleyball incident is a no-no and only up to debate when cautioning other snakes.
Jormungandr is being a poor sport again. Said my sisters and I are insufferable! Is he in sour moods often?
You and Iormungandr gave him a volleyball of all things.
Quit tormenting your brother, none of us are in the mood to witness another one of his tantrums.
…a volleyball…
Sudden & Special Delivery for: Aomi. This Package Contains: 24 strawberries, 1 watermelon, 1 bottle of Absinthe Hamlet 'shot of death'. Signed: With Ice and Shades , Einmyria & Ior.
Oh.. um. Thank you.. so much, loves.
Seems like your blog has sprawled off its intended theme?
Oh no doubt it has. When I made it back in 2008 , it was mostly going to be about video game adventures, Aomi’s shenanigans, art, places I’ve signed up at.
It still contains what it is about but recent events caused a bit of a derailment.
So from your recent horrific posts , I gather that you are making the world aware of a stalker-harasser-an animal abuser, yes?
Unfortunately, yes.
The issue became relative to this blog because of the cockatiel. If it was not a cockatiel it would’ve gone to my other blog because animal abusers must be made known to the public.For safety and that the animal abuser be held accountable for their behavior in a court of law.
They are danger to themselves, to the animals, to society as a whole.
Did you have to reveal my identity like that?!
You filled my inbox at least 92 times with that insanity.
And asking your father if he’d like to eat a wolf kebab is outrageous!
Please?
Loki / Tom fans, if you encounter the folks making the Loki death pranks, PLEASE KEEP THE RAGE IN CHECK, THIS IS ALL IN GOOD FUN, KEEPS US ON OUR TOES. WHILE WE wait.
THIS IS ABOUT BEING LOKI’D.
IT’S WHAT HE’D DO, SO STOP…
I was under the impression that we’re all bloody psychotic.
By all counts we are but in the long run of these inner chaotic moments we need to be respectful to Tom Hiddleston and each other.
sure.. that could work but how often had these things gone over our heads and some of the so called fans went awol and attacked?
i like ideal thinking and situations but i’ve never seen it work.
Does your pessimism ever .. physically hurt you?
I’d say she’s bloody numb.
You two are fucking wrong, mates. This has happened before, the fans got scammed and some decided it would be AMAZING to attack Tom. We’re simply going off past case scenarios and I doubt there is a mental stability amongst the few of the fandom.
Yeah. That's what I was getting at, Tom had been attacked before because of pranks. BY SO CALLED FANS.
NOPE. We are not setting anything on fire in your room again.
Now nooowww that’s not an attitude we need going into war. You know this better than I do. IT HAS TO BE DONE! BRING ASHBLASTER WITH YOU.
I can’t do it alone. :[
I am not privy to this plan, what is this about ash? What the devil are we doing?
Something here and there along the lines of redecorating my flat…
Word on the street had been that there are … things in my room that need to be dealt with via acidic solutions!
Fire…
Are we going to go through with this plan? Just the three of us mind you...
Nothin better than using a snake to turn a whole bunch of stuff.. to ash!
Well.. phew! That was a relief. I feel like I would've embarrassed myself. Do I have free reign to use your media? I want to try something.
Go ahead, hon.
WHAT IN HELHEIM DID YOU JUST POST. LOKI IS GOING TO DIE?!!!
LOL.
NO.
Calm yourself, it’s a prank.
Glas Ghaibhleann scares the daylights out of me!!!!! AGH speaking of us, where the hell are Einmyria and Jormungandr? ~Angie
As he should.
Jormungandr is busy with some health issues. Iormungandr and Einmyria are bunking together to financially wreck Randy and when Ior's baby comes along there will be war and all that pleasant chaos we've come to expect in our lives.
