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Aomi Armster

@aomiarmster / aomiarmster.tumblr.com

where the blue-green hits the fan.anxiety riddled bisexual. trying to reboot reality.
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If I leave my body one more time I am gonna fuckin stuff it with bees and sticks and leaves and mushrooms 🍄

The human shape is very agitating

And it has one of the most annoying frameworks ever

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Azerbaijan lies waaay too much.

They got some hideous people claiming that whatever is Armenian in origin is suddenly 'western azerbaijani' or some stupid lie that it is albanian in origin

Bruh

The lies are mind boggling

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I dunno aaaaiiiii, the claiming (from a non-lineage / non invited initiate) that a very specific orisha can be channeled willy-nilly & without a primordial aquatic grey-matter & soul-matter smiting after said channeling, imma call bullshit & enjoy the major FAFO that be comin.

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😫😫I don't want to sign in all the time to play the sims OFFLINE. The EA App is horrible. I should be able to launch the app OFFLINE and play games I bought. Hell, STEAM does it. I used to be able to do that on Origin too.

This is gross.

So, being forced to go ONLINE for a single player game, I launch EA App, & AGAIN MY GAME LIBRARY IS EMPTY. I am signed in, I am online. my games are NOT there. I have open the TASK MANAGER, find EA BACKGROUND SERVICE & end task.Relaunch the EA App & now I can play.😒🥴 DISGUSTIN

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I got no beef with legal nsfw, my issue is non-nsfw content being hijacked to represent / spam nsfw content. that's shitty and can put non-nsfw posts & blogs in danger.

🙃

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Tumblr would flag an orchid as vulgar / adult content and still not stop the bastard pornbots. C'MON. 🙄

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ugh now I have to purge posts and blogs and knowing how stupid Tumblr' s censors are ( a picture of a plain coffee mug was flagged as inappropriate 🙄🙄🙄😐) I bet my entire shebang will be smote.

my handle on most sites and apps are/ is: AomiArmster

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just mentioning that I like Aomi's butt from various games and a horde of hip & thigh physical therapy accounts started following me. wtf?

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When meat is currency

1. expand your BANANAS. 2. HIDE your avocados. 3. prep TWINKIE House.

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On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

we have these everywhere

havent gotten on one for almost 10 years now cause i dont enjoy both freefall and when you can feel that metal ‘safety’ bar infront of you clanking in its place lkfmbk;lfdg

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aomiarmster

I felt bits of my soul tear away the last time I rode one of these.

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could be the dreamer that is not making the nightmare self aware...could just be a memory instead

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something came out of the mirror and started chasing him

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no. bloody hell! you dont just randomly bite somebody's inner thigh and then slap them across the room. wtf???? rude.

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according to your birthday, in 2016, you will

1-5: steal 6-10: consume 11-15: master 16-20: battle with 21-25: hoard 26-31: transform into

january: anime february: chocolate march: knives april: potatoes may: flowers june: seaweed july: the Declaration of Independence august: puppies september: school supplies october: bones november: crispy leaves december: snowflakes

battle with knives???? wolverine is fucking going down

master potatoes 

consume anime

oh no

Consume crispy leaves? That first sound healthy

Consume chocolate…. Well that’s definitely gonna happen

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krykky

consume puppies

STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE

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eduardo-

Battle with seaweed? Seems plausible.

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aomiarmster

Transform into bones????

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What is the deal here?

Why are there people that make fun/bully/torment other people that have simply no interest/desire/need/want for sexual situations?

it is like, OH FUCKING SHIT someone doesn’t want to have sex, no sex whatsoever, they just don’t and suddenly there are some people reacting like the said no-sex-wanting-person shot their dog and dug up a dead relative and wore their remains as a hat.

LIKE IT IS THE BIGGEST ISSUE THAT EXISTS AND THEREFORE THE PERSON MUST BE BOMBARDED ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE THEY ARE. (wtf really?)

peoples’ sexualities shouldn’t be a wielded like a weapon like that, WHAT THE FUCK IS IT TO YOU THAT SOMEBODY DOESN’T WANT TO HAVE SEX?

and then there are the assholes that actually get upset when they are declined sex or any other sex act.

HELLO, YOU ARE NOT OWED SEX OF ANY KIND, NO MEANS NO. Somebody rejects your advances? DEAL. Someone does not want to engage in sexual encounters with you, OH WELL. TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER DAMNIT AND LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE.

FUCK’S SAKE.

AND THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE. and don’t go for that shitty cliche of SUCH AND SUCH WUSS’D OUT.

don’t be a rapey fuckhat.

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