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Aomi Armster

@aomiarmster / aomiarmster.tumblr.com

where the blue-green hits the fan.anxiety riddled bisexual. trying to reboot reality.
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Why Loki pulls patricide.

Odin discovered a baby, Laufey's son Loki, amongst the wreckage of the castle, and made the decision to raise him as his own. Laufey had kept Loki hidden as he was ashamed that Loki had been born a runt.

It was later retconned that Loki had been a child, rather than a baby, when Laufey was killed. The day prior to the battle, Loki had attempted to inform him of an opportunity to stealthily kill Odin prior to the battle. Laufey struck Loki for calling him a coward.The next day, after the fateful battle and Odin's claiming of Loki as a son, Laufey was left wounded, but alive. A version of Loki from the future, who had traveled back in time to alter events, proceeded to decapitate him, stating that Laufey would never strike him again. He also made Odin adopt him.

  1. Journey into Mystery #112 (Jan. 1965)
  2. Thor vol. 2, #80 (Aug. 2004)
  3. Thor vol. 3, #12 (Jan. 2009)

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Then we got the unused portion of the script ( Thor movie )

                     LAUFEY           Tell me why I shouldn't kill you.                          LOKI           I've come alone and unarmed.                          LAUFEY           To what end?                          LOKI           To make you another proposition.                          LAUFEY

                    (REALIZING)           So you're the one who let us into           Asgard.                          LOKI           You're welcome.                          LAUFEY           My men are dead, and I have no           Casket. You are a deceiver.           Laufey lashes out, grabs Loki around the throat, but Loki           calmly stands his ground.                          LOKI           You have no idea what I am.           The blueness spreads across his face, as Laufey and the           guards stare in shock. Loki grins.           LOKI (CONT'D)           Hello, Father.           Laufey releases him. Loki's body turns back to normal.           Intrigued, Laufey sizes up his son.                                    4th BLUE REVISIONS 03-26-10 76A.                          LAUFEY           Ah, the bastard son. I thought           Odin had killed you. That's what I           would have done. He's as weak as           you are.                          LOKI           No longer weak. I now rule Asgard,           until Odin awakens. Perhaps you           should not have so carelessly           abandoned me.           This gives Laufey pause.                          LAUFEY           Or perhaps it was the wisest choice           I've ever made. I will hear you.

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HEAR YE! HEAR YE!

Your great king has new plans for you all!  By his order you must engage in one hour of physical activity DAILY!

Because sitting around like a whore doing nothing no longer applies.  Your lives have changed.

The great king insists that if you are to lounge about you must also perform ab crunches. DO AS HE SAYS.  600, daily.

Your great king  can not be fooled! He will know if you do not participate in daily physical activity.  If you are citizen of Asgard, HE WILL KNOW.  Heimdall may have his vision but Loki is really...

  If you do not perform your activities as ordered, your punishment will be dire. You will be thrown into a field with Draugrs.

THESE GUYS. They will chase you until you die. MORALE IMPROVES.

And that is the end of this announcement.

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aomiarmster

Ever want to get into staring contest with Heimdall?

“To get close enough in order to do so, for some, would be death itself.”

They are indeed difficult eyes to meet.

“There is that, yes. And his sword would surely cleave Jormungandr’s and my skull open, if he were given the chance.”

Terrible to think about that... alas, that too is truth.  Can not expect less of such a gate keeper.  His whole concern with what is good for Asgard; what will preserve her, what will make her enemies fear her.

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A characteristic of Loki, shared by no other gods except Odin and Thor, is his sociability. He has adventures in company with nearly all the important inhabitants of Asgard, Freyr being the exception. He is the companion of Odin and Thor; he fights Heimdall and kills Balder; he plays a part in both the creation and destruction of the world; he helps in the building of Asgard; he is at home among the giants and the monsters as well as the gods.

GODS AND MYTHS OF NORTHERN EUROPE, H. R. ELLIS DAVIDSON

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No estimate of Loki can be complete which does not take into account the grim and terrifying background of death to which Loki seems at times to belong. If he were not originally a giant of the underworld, with skill in deceiving and disguise, it is conceivable that he would gradually develop in later literature into the figure of the agile trickster, stirring up mischief and parodying the more dignified gods, and so have won a place of this kind in Snorri’s Asgard.

MYTHS OF THE NORSEMEN, H. A. GUERBER

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Loki, the thief, the deceiver, and the sharp-tongued scandalmonger who outrages the gods and goddesses by his malicious revelations in Lokasenna, yet who nevertheless seems to be accepted as a dweller in Asgard and a companion of the greatest gods, is hard to comprehend.

GODS AND MYTHS OF NORTHERN EUROPE, H. R. ELLIS DAVIDSON

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Anonymous asked:

you should be of Asgard!

I doubt that realm would welcome someone such as myself much less call it home.

I am fine with my Ether torn origin.

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