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A pleasant surprise: my old man patient with a southern drawl so thick I can barely understand him telling me how if he were given the chance to assassinate Tr*mp he’d take it.

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I guess the one bright side is that after this he can’t be president for a THIRD term.

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A mutual posted about giving these to a friend who’d a baby and that they were a hit. I’ve had two neighbors have babies recently, and made them for both, and they both LOVED them. A quick bite that’s a little sweet is perfect for the postpartum mayhem. Of course anyone can eat them, as well, but a perfect gift for baby havers.

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I accidentally took NyQuil cough syrup instead of DayQuil and took a 4 hour nap 🙃

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Did anybody lose their taste with Covid? If so how long did it take to come back?

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It’s day 4 and I am pretty sure I lost my sense of taste 😞

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I’m really bummed that I have Covid right now of all times…it’s perfect climbing weather this week 😭😩

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I almost lasted 5 years before getting it. I was so proud! My streak is ruined!

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I don’t feel good and I really want to call out of work tomorrow.

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I love it here. Today a bunch of us did the Devil’s Rim Job which is when you bushwhack straight down the New River Gorge, swim across the river, and bushwack straight up the other side, then climb up the pinnacle which is an iconic route here. The water was so cold I felt like I was gonna drown half way across. Then we had a bbq after, had this huge pallet fire, played knockout, and this other game that is so dumb where you try to get your beer can farther in a plank position than each other 😂

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