AnxietyIsSerotonin

Jinx: what's an orgasm ?

Ekko: it's when you fold up colorful papers to make the look like birds and animals and stuff

Vi: that's oregano, dimwit

Mylo: well actually, those are oranges. Learn to listen, idiot

Claggor: pretty sure oranges is when everything you own is actually neat and tidy, not that

Caitlyn: I am severely concerned for you all

Victor from arcane 🤝 Geto from jujutsu Kaisen

So you started a cult after one one the most dramatic gay breakups in the history of cinema oh wait those are normal gay breakups but never mind and also you look great but look what happened to your boyfriends. They're aging faster and they look even better, because that's how you look look after a gay breakup. Please look at them. They are becoming sad and there is a child somewhat along the way

i want jayce and Caitlyn to interact so badly again. Like they would be like oh so you lost your partner and now they're in a fight club and dying their hair black and you don't know who they are? Well mine became Jesus and left. Also these two characters have so many parallels

It would go like this:

Jayce: so, how is your girlfriend

Caitlyn: they're a fighting alcoholic

Jayce: that sounds tough. Were you together long?

Caitlyn: we kissed once and then had a brutal confrontation with her sister and I nearly killed a child

Jayce: my boyfriend became Jesus.

Caitlyn: sounds really sad, did you two ever kiss?

Jayce: no, but we had affection. Also, I experienced bi panic and somehow got a girlfriend

Caitlyn: and what happened to him?

Jayce: he became Jesus

Caitlyn: very tragic. Imma go become a dictator and lose important parts of myself now

Jayce: cool, Imma age 20 years and have my girlfriend get abducted by witches

watched arcane today and why. Why are all my gays divorced, dead, or depressed.