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AnxietyIsSerotonin

@anxiousandpessimistic / anxiousandpessimistic.tumblr.com

My job is making people go bald and i am a menace, a problem and an issue
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Hello! 🌸✨ I hope you're doing well. Could you kindly help me share the post on my account? 📲 I’m in urgent need of support to help rescue my family from the ongoing conflict in Gaza. 🕊️🙏 Your help means the world to

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i can reblog

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Jinx: what's an orgasm ?

Ekko: it's when you fold up colorful papers to make the look like birds and animals and stuff

Vi: that's oregano, dimwit

Mylo: well actually, those are oranges. Learn to listen, idiot

Claggor: pretty sure oranges is when everything you own is actually neat and tidy, not that

Caitlyn: I am severely concerned for you all

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i want jayce and Caitlyn to interact so badly again. Like they would be like oh so you lost your partner and now they're in a fight club and dying their hair black and you don't know who they are? Well mine became Jesus and left. Also these two characters have so many parallels

It would go like this:

Jayce: so, how is your girlfriend

Caitlyn: they're a fighting alcoholic

Jayce: that sounds tough. Were you together long?

Caitlyn: we kissed once and then had a brutal confrontation with her sister and I nearly killed a child

Jayce: my boyfriend became Jesus.

Caitlyn: sounds really sad, did you two ever kiss?

Jayce: no, but we had affection. Also, I experienced bi panic and somehow got a girlfriend

Caitlyn: and what happened to him?

Jayce: he became Jesus

Caitlyn: very tragic. Imma go become a dictator and lose important parts of myself now

Jayce: cool, Imma age 20 years and have my girlfriend get abducted by witches

Jayce: My boyfriend became Jesus

Caitlyn: That's rough buddy

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Victor from arcane 🤝 Geto from jujutsu Kaisen

So you started a cult after one one the most dramatic gay breakups in the history of cinema oh wait those are normal gay breakups but never mind and also you look great but look what happened to your boyfriends. They're aging faster and they look even better, because that's how you look look after a gay breakup. Please look at them. They are becoming sad and there is a child somewhat along the way

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i want jayce and Caitlyn to interact so badly again. Like they would be like oh so you lost your partner and now they're in a fight club and dying their hair black and you don't know who they are? Well mine became Jesus and left. Also these two characters have so many parallels

It would go like this:

Jayce: so, how is your girlfriend

Caitlyn: they're a fighting alcoholic

Jayce: that sounds tough. Were you together long?

Caitlyn: we kissed once and then had a brutal confrontation with her sister and I nearly killed a child

Jayce: my boyfriend became Jesus.

Caitlyn: sounds really sad, did you two ever kiss?

Jayce: no, but we had affection. Also, I experienced bi panic and somehow got a girlfriend

Caitlyn: and what happened to him?

Jayce: he became Jesus

Caitlyn: very tragic. Imma go become a dictator and lose important parts of myself now

Jayce: cool, Imma age 20 years and have my girlfriend get abducted by witches

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Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

ACCIDENTSLLY LIKED IM SORRY

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Gojo and Geto trying to raise Megumi and Tsumiki

Geto: Did we just lock our babies in the car? Gojo: Did you put the keys in the bag? Geto: I put the keys in the bag! Gojo: Oh, no, I told you not to put the keys in the bag! Geto: Chill out, dont freak out! Gojo: Megumi, Tsumiki, it's okay- Geto: A,B,C,D,E,F,G- Gojo: Why are you singing to them people could get arrested for this, Suguru- Geto: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P- Gojo: Do all four doors lock? * Geto starts calling a number while gojo leaves to get someting to help* Gojo: I'M BREAKING THE WINDOW!!!! Nanami: *On the phone* Emergency assistant, this is- Geto: We locked our babies in the car and people are judjng us! Gojo: I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA BREAK IT! Geto: Do NOT break the window you'll get glass on them! Nanami: Sir, please tell your wife to relax. Everything is going to be okay. Geto: That's a man Nanami: Really? Gojo: DONT WORRY MEGUMI, TSUMIKI, DADDY'S COMING FOR YOU! Nanami: Sir, we just sent the signal. The door should be unlocked now Geto: Check the- Check the door, Check the door! Gojo: IT'S NOT UNLOCKED! * Door unlocks* Gojo: Oh, Oh...That is amazing. How did they do that? Geto: I dont know it's just-*looks at people staring at them* We got it,thank you Gojo: Did that come from space?
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