im on a quest for the biggest mood

no nerds

me before following ihatejonarbuckle: jon seems like an okay dude

me after following ihatejonarbuckle: jon arbuckle is a sad and pathetic excuse for a human being with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. he’s extremely misogynistic, a reckless driver, and as a cat owner his behavior is revolting!! he chose to adopt garfield, yet he acts as if his cat is a constant burden while constantly victimizing himself and neglecting his pets. like what kind of monster would feed his cat food that’s clearly not appropriate for cats to eat, and then have the heart to shame him for being fat? awful!! jon is just an evil and sinister man whose behavior is literally inexcusable, and mr. davis needs to make him face the consequences of his actions

a military macaw considers whether a bean might be tasty

What’s the verdict 

i don’t even know you’re alive

stop tryin to flex your vocabulary skills on the internet yall be sounding like 15th century fools playing the lute n shit

What do you have against words? Eschew standard spelling, if you like, but I will employ words as I see fit.

ig marmotpet

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a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

Catch These Hands! with your hands. we’re holding hands now. this is nice

im crying my best

How I Stopped Posting About My Feelings Online And Started Carving Them Into Trees Deep In The Forest Miles Away From Civilization Where No One Will Ever Find Them.