stay with me.

Being an adult woman is just like “oh my tummy hurts” “oh my head hurts” “oh the burden of being alive is so heavy today” and then carrying on with your day.

the crows: a summary

I love the world cup because it reminds me certain players exist like I’ll be watching and suddenly some guy I didn’t even know still played football appears on my screen 

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

Why does tumblr keep telling me “Since you’ve been gone” gone from where? I’m still on this site at least once a day! And, yes, I have seen this post before, thank you for showing me again, since I’ve been gone? Since the last time I saw it? a day ago?

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

i love not being a teenager but also sometimes people on the internet just say words and i have to look them up on urban dictionary like i’m 90

an accurate representation of my tumblr dashboard

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

Pros of being a Fandom Old: - never have to worry about my mom finding out about my porn fic - have seen it all before and give few if any fucks

Cons of being a Fandom Old: - forced to work at actual job instead of writing fic all day - have seen it all before and get regular “ugh not again” moments

In retrospect I'm real glad the Celebrities got "Imagine" out of their system over coronavirus

same heart eyes energy

non native english speaker culture is constantly switching between british and american spelling and writing words however you prefer without caring about consistency and you dont really always know which is which anyway

“ja geil” is german for “thanks i hate it”