sorry i cant go to bed i have to hang out with my friends online. yeah we’re all just posting at the same time. yeah this is actually the most important thing we could possibly be doing with our time

i love when people repost funny tik toks here im never downloading tht stupid fucking app you are my little messenger pigeons

twitter clout gives you a god complex. instagram clout turns you evil. tumblr clout does nothing and gets you 20 accusatory anons a day

So is it just me, or does every new owner of Tumblr getting announced feel like we’re getting a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher?

We all like making fun of Alec’s Gay Panic, but Magnus saw Alec one (1) time and was completely 100% SHOOKETH.

Within hours of encountering Alec, Magnus the Sudden Bi Disaster does all of the following:

the difference between ‘i’m 17’ and ‘i was born in 2002’ is night and day my dude bc if u tell me ‘i’m 17’ i’m fine but if u tell me you’re from 2002 then shouldn’t ya be wearing diapers rn

astrolology

aries: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

taurus: uwu

gemini: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

cancer: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

leo: ★~(◠‿◕✿)

virgo: ಠ_ಠ

libra: ┻━┻ ︵ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ︵ ┻━┻

scorpio: (⊙‿⊙✿)

sagittarius: ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ω◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

capricorn: ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

aquarius: (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

pisces: (◡‿◡✿)

The Prince of Hell and the Devil walk into Pandemonium.

“Hello nephew”, said Lucifer freaking Morningstar greeting the fucking High Warlock of Brooklyn nonchalantly.

@magnusandalexander 

what do you do when you’re bored on a friday night and can’t stop thinking about malec? pull out all the receipts you can find for 2x06 and 2x07 being incredible