me writing fictional couples: oh wow…. the tenderness, the devotion, the romance

me irl:

My blog is a private thing that is open to everyone in the world except to the people I know in real life.

a short list of what i’m good at:

my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club

entirely inspired by the best text post. 

Dream on but don’t imagine they’ll all come true…

how are people not afraid of phone calls teach me

magnus + finger guns

the paradox of being a content creator is that ‘thanks i hate it!!!’ is somehow a bigger compliment than ‘great work! :)’

astrolology

aries: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

taurus: uwu

gemini: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

cancer: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

leo: ★~(◠‿◕✿)

virgo: ಠ_ಠ

libra: ┻━┻ ︵ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ︵ ┻━┻

scorpio: (⊙‿⊙✿)

sagittarius: ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ω◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

capricorn: ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

aquarius: (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

pisces: (◡‿◡✿)

Found this on Instagram and it’s very true

the fact that there is a HP related movie out that i have no desire to see is still so bizarre to me 

Cooking with kids is always fun Especially fun if your child is a warlock