GM Gray

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

enemies to lovers who are still pretending to be enemies for the reputation

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

It's that time of year again

oh yeah he's great. I mean sometimes he screams because he's got some internality going on and kills the nearest person with his cursed sword, but he's chill otherwise

im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

darling I love your 8 foot tall patchwork flesh creature, it really livens up the place. is that an authentic frankenstein?

it's only a true frankenstein if it was produced in the frankenstein region of switzerland. otherwise it's just a sparkling homunculus

narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

Low-level Dungeons & Dragons adventure where a village is being extorted by a "fearsome lich" which ultimately turns out to be a regular, non-animated skeleton being puppeted with rods and strings by a group of very sneaky goblins.

I love soulmates but also this-

Feel the breeze this summer.