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flanneldragon
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foulserpent

Seriously do not eat clown meat y’all… It makes u so tired and sluggish and horrible.. I ate a clown burger and then took a nap and when I woke up I was like so hot and sluggish and like could barely move seriously the only time this has happened was when I ate clown meat as well it’s soooo bad for u omg

#text#unreality t#cannibalism t ?
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bogleech
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bidoof

well i just got back from seeing the emoji movie. yeah, it was pretty much exactly how everyone’s been describing it – just a boring, uninspired two hour long commercial for apps and products. i was actually the only person in the theater. honesty the only memorable part was the part where the poop emoji turned and made eye contact with the camera and told me exactly when and where i would die while addressing me directly. patrick stewart referred to me by my full name and said i’d die in a car crash on my 53rd birthday. pretty weird huh? they didn’t even mention this part later on in the story so i don’t even know why it was in the movie. anyway i wouldn’t really recommend seeing it.

#text#emoji movie#death mention t#unreality t
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thegrimlogs
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flightyfinch

crime noir voice: all the different body parts of this crazy place we call earth and i had to end up in the ballsack. the ballsack of the world. the ballsack town. one night after i’d already finished my beer and was chewing on the glass a steaming hot plate full of cigarettes and trouble walked in my door. she had legs in all the right places

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painpro

Casual reminder that to this day, literally NOBODY has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

WHY AREN’T WE TALKIN BOUT THISS???

What the fuck does this even mean

#text#unreality t#fave
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ww-swagabond
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melvanainchains

out of all the videos Clickhole has made so far, this is the one that inexplicably makes me extremely uncomfortable. i’m not sure what it is. when it ‘kicks in’ the total silence, stoicness and stillness and how painfully slow…that is going, it feels like a really weird nightmare

Still the most disturbing video I’ve seen on this website

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retroactivebakeries

Cthonic miracle

#video#audio#unreality t#hate
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milkshakedoe
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bikwin5

McDonald’s facts

  • The special sauce used in Big Macs still remains a secret even to this day. While dataminers have found a number of data involving the ingredients, the optimization algorithm remains unknown.
  • McNuggets were once thought to be procedurally generated via metaball physics but this has been disproven since. What we do know about McNuggets is that a normal texture is applied to the surface to give the illusion of bumps, when in fact the model is made up of very few polygons to reduce costs.
  • All items in the drive thru are not rendered until they are actually taken out of the bag. Physics do apply to them however, so watch out
  • The reason why hamburgers, etc look “better” in promotional content is because the low detail models and textures are used in the restaurant instead. If they did use their high detail models at all times, McDonald’s would have to start dedicating more costs to their worker processes.
  • “All day breakfast” was not possible for a long time due to a glitch where any breakfast data would get corrupted when served at an irregular time. This was fixed in an update that took advantage of faster GPU clock speeds. There have been a few successful attempts to get corrupted breakfasts since, with hash browns producing the most interesting results.
  • The McFlurry machine was intended to be released in an update years down the road, but it was rushed due to time constraints and now we have the infamous buggy and unoptimized mess.
  • I would like to give a fact on the new “Grand Mac” but even the bun’s data is encrypted so it’s currently impossible to even view any of it. 
#text#unreality t#food t#this is an amazing post tbh
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