Beasts

Please consider: Alphys being unable to get traction on smooth floors due to her lizard feet

fact: undertale will be on switch

fact: smash is coming to switch

conclusion: undyne will be playable in smash 5

conjecture: she will phone alphys and get updates about every character and it will be the solid snake/kid icarus info gimmick in this game. alphys will of course gush about every single character bc she’s played all their games

possible objection: undertale is not from a major publisher, just an indie game

rebuttal 1: name one other video game that has been given to the goddamn pope

rebuttal 2: it’s 2018 and i still dont know or care who shulk is

what in the entirety of hell did I just encounter outside best buy

Lots of comments on the anime girl being pantsless but not on her tits being out? The glare washed it out but there’s no bra just pink nipples which I THOUGHT was illegal to display on a car. And yes that is a full size real “thin blue line” american flag he also has waving on a flagpole off the back.

Oh and I neglected to mention the Toriel figurine on the dashboard sorry

if you’re attracted to any of them it’s your fish brain

based on this post

WHAT THE FUCK????????????????????????????????

found the video its somewhere in here 

the conference about “artificial sexuality” starts at 35 min, this moment in particular is at 44:20

wait you mean this was recorded and posted online

choose your fighter

hidden character

I don’t give a fuck what you think about Sans, the line “It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you.. Should be burning in hell.” is among the most fucking raw final boss dialogues I’ve ever heard

おでん屋さんズ

we’re all on here like “heuh huh sans undertale” as if undertale didnt personally take our hand circa 2015 and lead us outta depression fuck our fake asses

There’s a post going around about a Toriel cosplayer dropping this amazing power play of a response to being called a MILF and I had to

Someone had to

there was this really cute woman at a con dressed like toriel once and i told her she was a milf and shes like “i have an open relationship i can show you how much of a milf i can be” and i almost did it but her kids my age and how fucking awkward would it have been to go to the homestuck photo shoot the next day and look someone in the eye knowing i fucked their mom

this is the worst post on this website

haunting encounter with a teen

On MatPat’s channel a month after hiveswap gets released and Toby Fox talks about it in his twitter once

it’s funny because of the idea that hiveswap will be released

This post gave me acne