i realized i had never seen the actual photograph from photograph and i hate it

I saw this bumper sticker when backing up in the parking lot at my work, and I would just like to know

1. Why does this not say Vore, prey, love. 2. Does every normal person who sees this think that you are advocating for people to vote?

awaaaa!! Wait fow mee!! ówò

*fwomp*  *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp* *fwomp*

Takyon (Death Yon) by Death Grips with every second beat removed. It sounds about the same.

𝕐𝕆 𝕋𝔼𝕂 𝕐ℍℍ-𝕆ℍ [ℍ-ℍ𝔸𝔸] 𝕐𝕀 𝕐𝕀 𝕋𝔼𝕂 - 𝕐𝕆 - 𝕋𝔼𝕂

SIX. FOUR. TOMIC PACING RIOT FLOW (OH) SHONG WITH A TACT TO THE DRY LU TROLL TARVING ACE TO PHRASE AND THRONES OH SHILLING <<𝕋𝔼𝕂 𝕐𝕆ℕ>> HELL YEAH I’M PEELING <<𝕋𝔼𝕂 𝕐𝕆>> ON ALRIGHT WHAT IS SERIOUS <<𝕋𝔼𝕂 𝕆𝕆𝕆ℍ>>

OUT OF THE ROOM, TO THE DOOR COMING DROP WHAT WAS HANG ON LEMME FEEL SEE HOW YOU GROW AND YOU JIT FROM A JEED IF YOU NEVEN IF YOU DEEP COMING BACK FOR NEED A MAN YE TO THE HEEP AY TO THE HEAT AY BE C-ASH THESE KINGS WILL HAVE LEFT THESE SHREPTICs EVERY CREEP E.M. DECKS IF WE TAKE FROM EVERYTHING OFF THEM

<<<<𝕋𝔼𝕂 𝕐𝕆𝕆𝕆ℕ>>>> OH SHILLING <<𝕋𝔼𝕂 𝕐𝕆ℕ>> HELL YEAH I’M PEELING <<𝕋𝔼𝕂 𝕐- ON ALRIGHT WHAT IS SERIOUS <<𝕋𝔼𝕂 𝕆𝕆𝕆ℍ>>

TAKE YOUR SHOT, THROW LIKE A BEER CHOKE ON THIS MINUNATE SOUL-CHAIN BEER THAT’S SO FEAR, TAME THIS BEER EH CAUSE IT’S BEER, EDIT MAKE A BEER

TAKE SHIT WHEN? NEVER FUCK WHAT YOU THOUGHT, COMPRE- SHIT IF A THING WITH A- NAH

SEVEN TRICKS FOR CRIMIN-ALIVE IS SWEAR, ENCORE PICTURE BLOOD TO FEAR GOT FROUR ALL THAT I EVER WAS IN MARCH WAR

𝕋𝔼𝕂 - YOU AIN’T GONNA ALWAYS FLOOD 𝕋𝔼𝕂 - YOU ALL GONNA MOOD GOTTA FOUR (OH SHEALY) 𝕋𝔼𝕂 𝕐𝕆ℕ - HELL YEAH PEELING 𝕋𝔼𝕂 𝕐𝕆ℕ - ON ALRIGHT WHAT IS SERIOUS

Every second beat of Smooth Criminal, by Michael Jackson.

“You been hit, struck by… booth.”

I want a playlist full of these to just casually play at a party without explanation.

tumblr flashback! 2013 edition

the abnormal amount of discourse surrounding that one gif of Elsa’s hair clipping thru her arm

ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck

what in the entirety of hell did I just encounter outside best buy

Lots of comments on the anime girl being pantsless but not on her tits being out? The glare washed it out but there’s no bra just pink nipples which I THOUGHT was illegal to display on a car. And yes that is a full size real “thin blue line” american flag he also has waving on a flagpole off the back.

Oh and I neglected to mention the Toriel figurine on the dashboard sorry

op of the suggestive grinch x cat in the hat art also has drawn pennywise ahegao

every word in this sentence was like opening another door on an advent calendar

that’s what academics like to call “crank magnetism”

I had to research Corn Flakes for my American Icons class and I came across what may be the funniest fucking image I have ever seen.

an old man

an old man

 he is dying

an old man, he is alone

the urls being in caps just makes this post even more horrifying

going back in the notes, the original post is this:

I tried to get to the original post by scrolling up the notes, but the note history stop unexpectedly here, at this post, which was made April 2016:

this post is unbelievably cursed

If your theme displays the post in the old style, it would look like this:

Also, for some reasons, if you are not on the dashboard or on mobile, you can actually click on those names in CAPS. Hovering on them, would also indicate their urls in the statusbar of the browser. So in this order are:

MAN

OLD

SAD

THIS

All urls take you back to the original blogs, some of them are empty, but it seems that maniclaughter still has the post on it and it’s the one about puppies. 

However, this post still remains super cursed as we don’t know how the names and contents got edited.

everyone is talking about mcu spidey’s iron spider suit, or his homemade suit, or his stark tech suit, and i’m just waiting to see mcu peter in one of comic peter’s most iconic outfits:

an ‘animal’ cropped tank top,,,, cut off denim short shorts,,,,, @ marvel, bring this look back

#Ive seen this exact outfit at pride (via — verticalandgolden)

i dont think we as a society have given enough attention to the fact that on kesha’s latest album she has a song about falling in love with godzilla like how have we not talked about her writing the most relatable song in existence 

@lukewarmskywalker 

It was actually written by Pebe Sebert! (Kesha’s mom)

Kesha - NPR Interview

thank you mama kesha for blessing us with the greatest song of our generation

how do you think kojima felt when people guessed the twist in MGSV from the first trailer two years before the game came out, based solely on the fact that Venom Snake was vaping