Imagine 2012 tumblr blogs shipping these two posts together and like a 5 mile long post with fanart, fanfiction, and a kickstarter to make this a tv show/comic

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

i don’t know anything about geology

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

geologically speaking, by this logic, all oceans (oceanic plates) are bottoms and all continents (continental plates) are tops. 

Imagine walking to a welding job site wearing this and not feeling embarrassed.

This is an extremely hardcore, Shadow World version of this

isn’t that john pubg’s outfit

Good news: I found a clearer picture of the bootleg trollface from Watch Dogs 2!

Bad news:

It’s much worse than I thought it would be

they literally had to bootleg it cause the actual trollface is copyrighted

deadass

manly tears keeps all his trollface copyright money in his mouse hole

being a journalist i’m so worried that i’ll eventually meet communismkills and she’ll embarrass us both by saying some stupid shit like “you’re the one who started the rumor that i died on tumblr. we’re not in a safe space anymore are we?” and i’ll just tackle her in front of all our colleagues

It is indeed pretty embarrassing that you spend this amount of time thinking about me.

Worth adding: The fact someone with the name “gaysorry” is a journalist and made a rumor on Tumblr that I’m dead should say everything about journalism.

This is why Trump won.

no offense but have you ever heard of smoking weed

You’re the one who is having nightmares thinking about attacking me in public.

nightmares

what if people remade famous tumblr posts as rage comics

the notes on this are something else

i forgot one of my favorite things with popular posts is the range of weird urls that reblog it like how “fistmedaddyshrek” reblogged my post

Shrek is 108, Fiona is 22.

It’s like twilight only better

Normally I wait until Sunday to post this stuff, that way CN’s backdoor is all up to date for the week and everything… but this schedule is so… interesting, that I just HAD to post it early. If there’s anything wrong about Saturday and Sunday I’ll fix it. Anyways:

Here’s the Cartoon Network schedule for Monday, July 31 to Sunday, August 6.

Yeah.

I did not expect this. Nor do I want this.

When I found out TTG had a marathon on the 31st, I was not real surprised. It’s a way to hype up the miniseries. I’m used to day long TTG marathons anyway, nothing surprised me anymore. Or so I thought.

Then I saw August 1st. Once again, I kinda expected a TTG marathon leading up to the Night Begins to Shine miniseries (looks rad) and OK K.O. (is rad) premieres. And of course, Island Adventures would be aired right before, as with any other special CN airs anymore.

Then August 2nd’s schedule came out. I started to get concerned. “Is the entire weekday schedule gonna be just TTG and K.O. for this week?”, I thought.

I was proven right, with the 3rd and 4th’s schedules. “Oh god, will the entire WEEK BE JUST TEEN TITANS GO AND OK K.O.?!”, I worried.

I was wrong. Sorta.

I mean, look, there’s Megamind. Back from a brief run on Discovery Family. There’s that. I guess.

But look at the rest of the weekend. Nothing but Teen Titans Go and OK K.O.. They even pulled new episodes of Transformers: Robots in Disguise, Justice League Action, and The Powerpuff Girls just so they could air an hour more of nothing but TTG, OK K.O., and Megamind. That’s your variety this week.

Now, I want to know, WHO AT CN THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? I’ve never seen any network’s schedule stoop this low. At least when other networks dominate their schedule with only one show for days on end (like FXX with Simpsons marathons or VH1 Classic with 47 days straight of Saturday Night Live) they ADVERTISE it. This is just a regular schedule to CN. That makes it 1000x worse.

Whatever. Reruns of Gumball, We Bare Bears, Ben 10, and most likely Steven Universe return the week after this. So do new episodes of Transformers, Justice League Action, and The Powerpuff Girls. We Bare Bears returns from hiatus, too.

Here’s what’s new new new new next week:

Top 3… oops I mean 2 shows:

thanksgiving 2016 who?

top google searches 2027:

How To Be An Editorial Cartoonist: Tip #01 The Garfield Eyes Principle

Copy and paste the first panel into the other panels. erase the eyelids on the last panel to give the illusion of change:

You can also rotate the head a bit. Nobody will be able to tell it’s the same drawing:

If you change one thing, people won’t notice that you just copied and pasted your drawing:

Add a hand. people will be thrown off and unable to tell you copy and pasted the drawing.

Copy and paste one character next to a different character. people won’t be able to tell 3 of the 4 are exactly the same:

Get rid of welfare, because poor people are too lazy to work.

The female sumerian statue found at the Abu Temple in Tell Asmar from c. 2700 BCE.

sumerians invented moe anime