the cha cha slide in full metal armor
“sliiide to the left”
*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*
“one hop this time”
*clonk*
“two hops this time”
*clonk clonk*
“everybody clap your hands!”
*clankclankclankclankclank*
Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way!
So I got blood drawn today, and left a note for myself last night to remember to fast.
It was much more confusing at 5AM than it was the night before.
….as a person who works in a medical lab, my initial reaction to that sign was ‘This coffee pot is for use with blood only’
We have refrigerators that literally have signs on them that says ‘NO FOOD - BLOOD’ and ‘NO FOOD - SPECIMENS ONLY’ on them.
Same! and then I was confused as to the why of using a coffee pot for blood storage/processing lol
Here is the opposite
2013 was five years ago let that sink in
PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.
that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one
yeah
this is my favorite painting full stop
that “babylonian twink” is King David
The baffled twink composing Hallelujah
….the sentence “ The baffled twink composing Hallelujah” scans to Cohen’s Hallelujah.
I don’t know what to do with this information.
Most of our perception of what Goblin sharks looks like comes from dead specimines where they are all mangled and shrivelled, and are always positioned with their jaws protruding out.
When while alive they only ever extend their jaw for feeding, and arnt half as creepy looking
they do look like goblins
this also disregards the fact that they can still propel their jaws forward like an aquatic xenomorph from hell
So can many other fish, I’m just not judging them for their beautiful smile.
personal favourite
why is the ocean like this
what a question
that’s just what ocean is like
if it skulks on a reef, and has two sets of teeth,
that’s a Moray.
against my better judgment, Sometimes I Make Jokes At My Own Expense
So I was playing Okami noticed Oni Island looked very familiar, I couldn’t place it until now.
A surprising result - A pair of paintings by William Henry Hamilton Trood (British, 1848-1899).
this dude spent like a year and a half painting a victorian reaction gif
kinda cant believe that an olympic athlete quoted one of my shitposts
listen people can do whatever they want with their bodies but i will 100% Never Understand why people would want to get horny stuff as a tattoo. that’s on your body, my friend. your actual physical body. you have to live with that.
Sea apple feeding, time lapse
It’s like a fucking deep sea sarlacc pit…
Me licking the cheese powder from my grubby mits after devouring a bag of doritos
I think to really appreciate the sea apple, a kind of sea cucumber, you also need to know that it contains a toxic purple goo and when it dies it spews all of its poison out at once so if you have it in an aquarium with any other living things it’s going to take all of them down with it
pyukumuku exclusive z-move when
in my notifications
an official d&d sourcebook: Dragons like to draw stars around their own names to show how important they are
“Important ideas are emphasized in spoken Draconic by stressing the beginning and end of the word. In the written form, important words are marked with a special symbol of six lines radiating outward, similar to an asterisk *. This device is most often used by dragons when referring to themselves.”
I aspire to this level of Extra
“No, brave heroes! Come no further…”
“This cave is occupied by an ancient dragon called… *~*flamedrake69*~*…”
LOOK HES SO HAPPY!
Various quality page titles from the Fallout Wiki
