angry yuan-ti prince guards his jewels

friday night green anole

HEY GUYS

I found my new favorite dinosaur.

wait………….

is THAT what “smash mouth” means?

oh. my. god.

This post has no reference or explanation and doesn’t need one at this time, but years from now we need people to remember when Smash Mouth murdered Khaled and solidified pussy eating culture

new four temperaments are clown, 80s, cowboy, and goth.

I appreciate this principally because it acknowledges that there’s a difference between a goth clown and a clown goth.

Concept: an ogre bard who carries a full-size upright piano strapped to her back. Her bardic song performances consist exclusively of saloon-style honky-tonk, complete with banter.

THIS IS DONNNNEE. Now to ship it to Austin. Wish me luck, y’all.

against my better judgment, Sometimes I Make Jokes At My Own Expense

So a few weeks ago I went to the gym. I was just minding my own business, breaking a sweat, when this very muscular man walks up to me and starts aggressively telling me about health and different workout routines. long story short, at the end of the conversation he called me a Cow and walked away.

This is my response to that man… (Full)

Please consider: Alphys being unable to get traction on smooth floors due to her lizard feet

HIS HAIR?

WACK

HIS GEAR??

WACK

HIS JEWELRY???

HIS FOOTSTANCE!?

THE WAY THAT HE TALKS!??

THE WAY THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE TO SMILE!?!?

ME?

d&d is good