anothertiredmonster reblogged
I wake up every morning next to my trans wife and cuddle with her and then we get out of bed and remind each other to take our meds and make food and then I lie next to her while she works and send her pictures of creatures or memes until she's off and then we smoke weed and make dinner and watch YouTube videos or a movie (we choose back and forth) and afterwards we take showers and listen to a podcast or play a game together and then we go to bed and cuddle and go to sleep.
Living the T4T dream.
#trans#this is an average day but obviously we go to the store and sometimes i go to the club or she spends time with online friends#and sometimes there's sex but that's a different post#also obviously i am in a very fortunate position where she can support us as i am unable to work#and ya know we do chores and stuff
Also my sister-in-law is dating a guy with kids and I said to my in-laws that they'd be grandparents soon and the look on their faces was *chef's kiss*
Getting to be the older relative that says "they should only hug me if they want to" rules actually
#dont get ne wrong if they want a hug ill do it#but at this point neither of us wants this and i dont care about making the parents happy#we will make smalltalk about animals and art#and then stop existing in each other's minds until next time#edit: my youngest relative rn is also almost taller than me and the feel there is no good
anothertiredmonster reblogged
anothertiredmonster reblogged
if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters
anothertiredmonster reblogged
saw this absolute king at the Paris Miku Expo
Proofreading my email to make sure I said I want to suck my coworker silly sloppy style instead of some embarrassing shit like "per our last meeting..."
Wife tummy is truly the perfect pillow
At this point if all a kink involves is putting silicone into a hole it's basically vanilla
My sister named one of her kids after me and then disowned me for being a faggot and I really wonder what her vibe is on that one
A beautiful trans person at the club complimented my wolf tattoo and then awooed at me
Does anyone make lightly-padded paw-shaped leather gloves with silicone beans? Asking for myself
Call my girl a gerbil the way she's making my ham stir
The French got one thing right and it's that each bathroom stall is a little room. I'm back in the the US and I feel like everyone can see me shitting with the gaps in these stall doors.