Hugh Jackman: wow. I can’t believe my run as Wolverine is over. I have the whole rest of my life to decide what I want to do now. I can’t wait to relax, give myself time to breathe, and-
His manager: sir you’ve just been offered the opportunity to play a singing con man who goes to Iowa with the intention of scamming people into buying clarinets and happens to seduce a librarian
Hugh Jackman: holy fuck where do I sign