excellent
nerd
honestly, i hate math and i will not do it. if someone asks me to do math i will pretend like i did not hear them and i will leave.
Clear your mind here
wondering if i will sneeze today
keep us posted
no. its none of your business
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the day may come when this post crosses my dash and I do not reblog it but friends
today
is not that day
This is a good commercial Everything from the woman pretending to be a WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN to “midnight in a coffin” to “try this new thing called Dog”
Its all good shit
I’m in Atlanta and looking for a kittt asfjfkftxgzg
it makes me so happy seeing selfies that say ‘i felt cute today’ or ‘hair game strong’ it’s so good to love yourself and it’s also so hard to love yourself don’t let anyone tell you differently you’re allowed to admit you’re fucking adorable
im not your little dad anymore, girl
“And at the end of the day, your feet should be dirty, your hair messy and your eyes sparkling.”
— Shanti (via w-ildfires)
“It all comes down to the last person you think of at night. That’s where your heart is.”
— (via bonvivantx)
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.”
— A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)
i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire
I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘hi I really miss you and i think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble
did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant?
“Just be honest with me or stay away from me. It’s not that difficult.”
— (via sexual-feelings)