CURRENT CURSE(S): Subtitles,
Hewwo fweinds!
I awm UwU Anyan! I’ve was bown wiwth a spweech impwedimwent awnd now I annoy pweopwe wiwth iwt! mowstwy nyat on puwpose
(OOC under read more)
CURRENT CURSE(S): Subtitles,
Hewwo fweinds!
I awm UwU Anyan! I’ve was bown wiwth a spweech impwedimwent awnd now I annoy pweopwe wiwth iwt! mowstwy nyat on puwpose
(OOC under read more)
I CURSE BLESS YOU WITH LARGE TAIL
Wuh-
[Wuh-]
*There is a large poof of smoke before:*
*A gift basket appears.*
*It has a note attached to it that reads:*
Sory I culdnt mak 2 spee slepovr, was buzy at da tim!
I got u sum trets tow! I aso no u ned 2 rezt so i not givng in pesrn.
UWU ANYAN
{PS i cant rit gud so ask if u wana no y i cudnt be dere}
*The gift basket has clementines, a pack of some flower seeds in some inter-dimensional language, raspberry fill croissants and turnovers, and an envelope labeled “dRAwiNg”*
{mod here! I love raspberry turnovers! 10/10 pastry!}
... oh dear...
. . .
[He takes the basket and examines the envelope, opening it.]
*The envelope opens to reveal a drawing on a piece of —slightly crumpled and ripped at the edges— paper*
*Upon further inspection, there are messier and/or failed attempts at drawings at the bottom of the basket, acting as a sort of cushion of the contents of it.*
HEWWOOO!!! Awr youw swick? I heawd a buwnch owf biwls gowt swick.
[HELLOOO!!! Are you sick? I heard a bunch of bills got sick.]
... yub. god sick... godda sleeb... nod dhinking doo clearly, honesdly...
Aww- I howpe youw feew bwettew! Dwo youw knyow how two cuwre iwt?
[Aww- I hope you feel better! Do you know how to cure it?]
unfordunadely, no. i don'd... bud i'll ged bedder evendually! jusd godda sleep...
Owkie! Immwa wet youw west!
[Okie! Imma let you rest!]
Iwf youw nweed awnytwing wet mwe knyow!
[If you need anything let me know!]
*He waves goodbye*
HEWWOOO!!! Awr youw swick? I heawd a buwnch owf biwls gowt swick.
[HELLOOO!!! Are you sick? I heard a bunch of bills got sick.]
... yub. god sick... godda sleeb... nod dhinking doo clearly, honesdly...
Aww- I howpe youw feew bwettew! Dwo youw knyow how two cuwre iwt?
[Aww- I hope you feel better! Do you know how to cure it?]
Hiya ciph- AMY ROSE here how about a deal?
…Iwm nyat awn idwiot Biwl.
[…I’m not an idiot Bill.]
*Pepper Spray*
AH MY EYE DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT TAKES TO REGENERATE THAT THING
Mweheheh!!!
[Mweheheh!!!]
Awso- why diwd youw wawnt a deaw wiwth mwe iwn da fiwst pwace??
[Also- why did you want a deal with me in the first place??]
Eh idk
…Cawn youw weave nyow?
[…Can you leave now?]
Hiya ciph- AMY ROSE here how about a deal?
…Iwm nyat awn idwiot Biwl.
[…I’m not an idiot Bill.]
*Pepper Spray*
AH MY EYE DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT TAKES TO REGENERATE THAT THING
Mweheheh!!!
[Mweheheh!!!]
Awso- why diwd youw wawnt a deaw wiwth mwe iwn da fiwst pwace??
[Also- why did you want a deal with me in the first place??]
Hiya ciph- AMY ROSE here how about a deal?
…Iwm nyat awn idwiot Biwl.
[…I’m not an idiot Bill.]
*Pepper Spray*
Boykwissew.
[Boykisser.]
You probably:
Iwmwagwine!!! couwd juws sweep own mwy taiw!!!
[Imagine!!! I could just sleep on my tail!!!]
Big paws or big tail
Also I am have the autism and random thoughts sorry for the curse
…Juws pwease downt cuwse mwe awgain!
[…Just please don’t curse me again!]
Awso- taiwl.
[Also- tail.]
...hey. y'know what would be fun? Sleepover.
ohh, true! that would be lovely! ... but who to invite? and what activities to do...?
... i'll figure it out. we could do that as soon as tomorrow! :))
*Le Gasp*
Cawn I cowme? I nyow we wawnted two do a sweepovew a wittwe whiwe awgo bwut… twings gowt iwn da way.
[Can I come? I know we wanted to da a sleepover a little while ago but… things got in the way.]
of course!!! :) it'd be great to finally get to it...
YAYYYYY!! I downt hawve PJs bwut I cawn bwing cwe… da smawl owanges awnd mwy nowtebwook!
[YAYYYYY!! I don’t have PJs but I can bring cwe… the small oranges and my notebook!]
...hey. y'know what would be fun? Sleepover.
ohh, true! that would be lovely! ... but who to invite? and what activities to do...?
... i'll figure it out. we could do that as soon as tomorrow! :))
*Le Gasp*
Cawn I cowme? I nyow we wawnted two do a sweepovew a wittwe whiwe awgo bwut… twings gowt iwn da way.
[Can I come? I know we wanted to da a sleepover a little while ago but… things got in the way.]
GUESS WHO FUCKING LEARNED WINGDINGS BECAUSE NOTHING HAS HAPPENED FOR HOURS-
Youw awlweady cuwed mwe???
[You already cured me???]
Your my fave anon
Awwwww!!! Twank youw!!!!!
[Awwwww!!! Thank you!!!!!]
*You receive a clementine with a smiley face scribbled onto it*
Tysmmmmmmmmmm nomnomnomno mnomnomnom
Have hedgehog sticker 🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔
Yayyyy!!
[Yayyyy!!]
*He places the hedgehog sticker on his forehead*
Your my fave anon
Awwwww!!! Twank youw!!!!!
[Awwwww!!! Thank you!!!!!]
*You receive a clementine with a smiley face scribbled onto it*
Knock, knock.
I would appreciate any strange candies you might have.
01000110/@ford-between-dimensions
*the door opens*
Huh….you look familiar….eh I’m probably just confused…
Anyway, Here kiddo, Take this beetle, I think it’s the freshest one I have, pretty lucky.