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I Hwave A Cwippling Spweech Impwediment

@annoying-uwu-anon

An account to be silly and mess with people
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CURRENT CURSE(S): Subtitles,

Hewwo fweinds!

I awm UwU Anyan! I’ve was bown wiwth a spweech impwedimwent awnd now I annoy pweopwe wiwth iwt! mowstwy nyat on puwpose

(OOC under read more)

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Anonymous asked:

*A gift basket appears.*

*It has a note attached to it that reads:*

Sory I culdnt mak 2 spee slepovr, was buzy at da tim!

I got u sum trets tow! I aso no u ned 2 rezt so i not givng in pesrn.

UWU ANYAN

{PS i cant rit gud so ask if u wana no y i cudnt be dere}

*The gift basket has clementines, a pack of some flower seeds in some inter-dimensional language, raspberry fill croissants and turnovers, and an envelope labeled “dRAwiNg”*

{mod here! I love raspberry turnovers! 10/10 pastry!}

... oh dear...

. . .

[He takes the basket and examines the envelope, opening it.]

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*The envelope opens to reveal a drawing on a piece of —slightly crumpled and ripped at the edges— paper*

*Upon further inspection, there are messier and/or failed attempts at drawings at the bottom of the basket, acting as a sort of cushion of the contents of it.*

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HEWWOOO!!! Awr youw swick? I heawd a buwnch owf biwls gowt swick.

[HELLOOO!!! Are you sick? I heard a bunch of bills got sick.]

... yub. god sick... godda sleeb... nod dhinking doo clearly, honesdly...

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Aww- I howpe youw feew bwettew! Dwo youw knyow how two cuwre iwt?

[Aww- I hope you feel better! Do you know how to cure it?]

unfordunadely, no. i don'd... bud i'll ged bedder evendually! jusd godda sleep...

Owkie! Immwa wet youw west!

[Okie! Imma let you rest!]

Iwf youw nweed awnytwing wet mwe knyow!

[If you need anything let me know!]

*He waves goodbye*

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Hiya ciph- AMY ROSE here how about a deal?

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…Iwm nyat awn idwiot Biwl.

[…I’m not an idiot Bill.]

*Pepper Spray*

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AH MY EYE DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT TAKES TO REGENERATE THAT THING

Mweheheh!!!

[Mweheheh!!!]

Awso- why diwd youw wawnt a deaw wiwth mwe iwn da fiwst pwace??

[Also- why did you want a deal with me in the first place??]

…Cawn youw weave nyow?

[…Can you leave now?]

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Hiya ciph- AMY ROSE here how about a deal?

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…Iwm nyat awn idwiot Biwl.

[…I’m not an idiot Bill.]

*Pepper Spray*

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AH MY EYE DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT TAKES TO REGENERATE THAT THING

Mweheheh!!!

[Mweheheh!!!]

Awso- why diwd youw wawnt a deaw wiwth mwe iwn da fiwst pwace??

[Also- why did you want a deal with me in the first place??]

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...hey. y'know what would be fun? Sleepover.

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ohh, true! that would be lovely! ... but who to invite? and what activities to do...?

... i'll figure it out. we could do that as soon as tomorrow! :))

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*Le Gasp*

Cawn I cowme? I nyow we wawnted two do a sweepovew a wittwe whiwe awgo bwut… twings gowt iwn da way.

[Can I come? I know we wanted to da a sleepover a little while ago but… things got in the way.]

of course!!! :) it'd be great to finally get to it...

YAYYYYY!! I downt hawve PJs bwut I cawn bwing cwe… da smawl owanges awnd mwy nowtebwook!

[YAYYYYY!! I don’t have PJs but I can bring cwe… the small oranges and my notebook!]

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...hey. y'know what would be fun? Sleepover.

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ohh, true! that would be lovely! ... but who to invite? and what activities to do...?

... i'll figure it out. we could do that as soon as tomorrow! :))

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*Le Gasp*

Cawn I cowme? I nyow we wawnted two do a sweepovew a wittwe whiwe awgo bwut… twings gowt iwn da way.

[Can I come? I know we wanted to da a sleepover a little while ago but… things got in the way.]

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Awwwww!!! Twank youw!!!!!

[Awwwww!!! Thank you!!!!!]

*You receive a clementine with a smiley face scribbled onto it*

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Tysmmmmmmmmmm nomnomnomno mnomnomnom

Have hedgehog sticker 🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔

Yayyyy!!

[Yayyyy!!]

*He places the hedgehog sticker on his forehead*

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