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Chocolate Milk and Monsters

@annaholak / annaholak.tumblr.com

Adding some softness to a world that's becoming crueller by the minute as an act of resistance. Art blog of Anna Holak. Polish-Greek artist. INFP. Bookworm.
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As an independent artist, with several chronic conditions, my income is unstable at best (or - more often that not - simply non-existent), so any help in covering my monthly expenses would be greatly appreciated.

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Ive seen people be like in modern fantasy like "oh the pritagonists can just look up spells on their phone how do you solve that"

Imma be honest most people who go on recipe websites and book every recipe they see don't even use them lmao why would with be different

Given how terrible most recipe websites are i can only imagine how bad spell websites would be

Having to navigate someone's entire life story of how they became a witch in order to get to the part where they actually talk about the gods-damned banishing ritual

the number of 'easy 3 step spell to fly' that at best do nothing, and have a good chance of doing something very bad to you is non zero

Three words "BuzzFeed Spell Hacks"

five minute witchcrafts

Can not emphasize enough that there are IRL articles about spells and witchcraft that read like that. It would not be that much of a stretch to go full recipe blogger.

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  • Me in the dungeon, typing into Google: "How to cast a light spell"
  • Remembering that time I waded through "This is my family's super-secret can't-miss light spell! When my grandmother was a child in Lithuania, she had a pet pony named Brambles" only for the spell to call for six candles and a bottle of holy lighter fluid
  • Delete delete delete delete
  • Me in the dungeon, typing into Google: "reddit how to cast a light spell"

Trying to figure out if the "moon fed rosemary" is really an important part of the spell or if regular rosemary will work and the author is just trying to get me to spend $19.99 plus shipping

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annaholak

After the consecutive sudden deaths of a water heater, an air conditioner unit, a boiler, and a washing machine, I tongue in cheek googled “how to get rid of gremlins”, found an answer on Reddit, and then proceeded to walk around boyfriend’s tiny studio apartment blasting high frequency sounds on my phone.

Spooked a cockroach. Annoyed (and gave a headache to) aforementioned boyfriend. Not sure about the effects - if any - on the gremlins front.

So yeah - this tracks

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