What's up everybody I thinK DOGS SHOULD VOTE

"You need to break the time loop. Stop trying to save me. I love you."

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“If there’s one thing I can guarantee, it’s that if you put this crown on, the plot will go SOMEWHERE.”

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

People don’t even want to say le sigh anymore. le sigh

#but I am more le tired than ever

now more zhan ever we must resist firing zhe missiles

Love this show

Getting back to serious topics today.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FEENIE-BEANIE (shows up an hour late)

If this looks old: its bc it is. I’m knee deep in work and comms ^-^

Everytime he shows up on my fyp, I feel comforted that some dudes out there Get It™️.

Happy birthday Queen

Wow we all queued this post for Nov 12th huh

“where do you see yourself in 10 years?” Mammoth Cave National Park, four years post mysterious disappearance. Dead. Decomposing. Maybe I’m in the cave. Maybe I’m in the backwoods of Kentucky. That’s for me to know and some unfortunate hiker to find out. Best of luck, all.

gps but for a way out of this

#it just says “through” :(

A Realistic Alien Invasion

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There’s a lot of people I feel inextricably bound to, with or without reason. I think soulmates are plentiful gifts, and not exclusively romantic.

Getting mistaken for dating my friend and it's like "oh lol that's because our souls are intertwined in this life and the next, easy mistake to make."