Tinman's Cactus

yep. that about sums it up. that’s about it. that is our relationship. that is how we two fine gentleman came to know each other. that is the thread that ties us together. i could’ve just said, “i’m your uncle dojima,” but i needed you to know exactly how we are related. in case you didn’t know. in case your parents just put you on a train and you said, “who will i stay with when i get there?” and they just winked and said, “you’ll find out when you get there,” now you know. you know who i am and what i’m all about. it’s me, your mother’s younger brother. in other words, your uncle. how’s it going.