Why don’t one of you run for president?
this looks like an outtake from an engagement shoot or smth
#married
they just changed colors??????????
JOKE OF THE NIGHT, SHUT IT DOWN EVERYONE
soulmates right here
If you guys slept in bunk beds, and we all like to belive that you do. Would there be a fight over who’d get the top? Tina: There wouldn’t be a fight, I feel like I would probably want the bottom? I don’t know what your preference would be. Amy: You’d want the bottom and I’d be like, “Fine, take the bottom” and I would take the top. And then at one point at night, you’d wake up and I would be next to you in the bottom.
THE 71ST ANNUAL GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS
Sunday, January 12, 2014 (broadcast live 5-8 p.m. PT and 8-11 p.m. ET)
"I told my nephew Amy had to put her hand on my boob because it was on fire.
“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”
-Tina Fey
Tina Fey, Bossypants (via heartsways)