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who's a heretic now?

@anjellynajolie / anjellynajolie.tumblr.com

started as an angelina jolie fanpage, magnanimously expanded toward more actresses, films and tv shows, thoughts, and more.
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Jennifer Morrison’s arms. Reblog if you agree.

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beautifulsq
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Oh my god.

😍😍😍😍

PLEASE KEEP ADDING GIFS TO THIS PLS

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Holy fucking shit I can’t get enough

Love love love

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swensicle

i

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breathe

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beegoddess
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100 episodes of Once Upon a Time’s People of Color

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Regina Mills/The Evil Queen

Main Cast.  Original villain.  Canon mass murderer.

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The Fairy Godmother

1 episode:  Died with seconds of screen time.  No name.  Murdered by a white character.

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Henry Sr.

8 episodes: died. 

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Mulan

11 epsiodes:  Given the only unrequited love story on the show so far.  Bisexual but still hasn’t used a gendered pronoun to confirm that on screen.

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Lancelot

4 episodes:  Current fate unknown, at one point thought to have been killed and replaced by a white woman.

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Billy / Gus the Mouse

5 episodes: most with one or two lines:  Died.  Murdered by a white character.

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King Xavior

1 episode: Assumed Dead.  Unsympathetic bordering on evil.

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The Dragon

1 episode: No name.  Died.

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Tamara

7 episodes: Evil.  Died.  Murdered by a white character.

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Roland of Locksley

13 episodes:  He’s 5.  He’s cute.  He is also the third most featured non-White character on the show.  What does that tell you?

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Rapunzel

1 episode:  Story entirely to further a white male character.

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Maid Marian

9 episodes:  Died.  Literally replaced by the white character who murdered her.

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Sydney Glass/The Genie

13 episodes:  Insane.  Evil.  Enslaved as a genie.

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King Poseidon

1 episode.

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Ursula

6 episodes: “Evil”.  First of the Queens of Darkness to leave.

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Queen Guinevere

8 episodes:  Alive apparently…. but enslaved/forced to remain in a marriage to a white man.

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Merlin

5 episodes: Apparently dead and murdered by a white man.  Enslaved briefly by another white man.

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Nimue

2 episodes:  Died.  Evil.

BONUS:  

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Lily

Recast as with a white actress.

Trend: #OnceUponARacefail on Sunday, November 28th at 7PM EST before the new episode of Once Upon a Time.

Reblogging for the additions of Henry Sr, Xavior, and Roland.

Roland is the third most featured. ROLAND. Who, I mean, baby in a cape and all, does nothing for the plot EXCEPT make me go “Who is watching Roland? Is he with Baby Neal? Do they have food?”

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Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.

There were no classes in calculus in Harvard’s curriculum for the first few years because calculus hadn’t been discovered yet.

Two empires [Roman & Ottoman] spanned the entire gap from Jesus to Babe Ruth.

When the pyramids were being built, there were still woolly mammoths.

The last use of the guillotine was in France the same year Star Wars came out.

Oxford University was over 300 years old when the Aztec Empire was founded.

Pablo Picasso died the year Pink Floyd released “Dark Side of the Moon” (1973) 

Prisoners began to arrive to Auschwitz a few days after Mc'Donalds was founded. 

Coca-Cola is only 31 years younger than Italy. 

Marilyn Monroe and Queen Elizabeth II were born in the same year. 

The Ottoman empire still existed the last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series.

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100% true facts about the signs

Aries: has way too many cups/water bottles in their room
Taurus: is always a slut for Doritos
Gemini: sucks at math
Cancer: daydreams about living with their crush every night
Leo: spends all their money on food
Virgo: is quiet but secretly a kinky freak
Libra: has an amazing ass
Scorpio: really wants to adopt 5 dogs
Sagittarius: is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic
Capricorn: has the worst memory ever
Aquarius: believes in aliens
Pisces: likes to preform dramatic music videos to songs whilst alone or drunk
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what she says: I'm fine
what she means: do you ever think about the fact that Judas Iscariot was really doing the will of God when he betrayed Jesus? everyone always talks about how it was Satan, but really, what could Satan possibly get out of the death and resurrection of Christ? Christ's resurrection just made Satan's job that much harder, because now everyone had a direct connection to God and to forgiveness; it would have been in Satan's best interest to keep Christ alive. Christ was meant to die from the start; it was God's plan; Judas was just a pawn in a game that had been set up since before the universe was created. yes, Judas had a choice; he could have chosen not to betray Christ, but someone would have had to take his place. Jesus would have to die no matter what, Judas was just the catalyst. through his betrayal Christ was able to take on the sins of the world- did that include Judas' sin? we know how penitent and wracked with guilt he was; was he forgiven for the roll he played in Christ's death? was Judas allowed into Heaven after his suicide?
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the signs and their contradictions

aries: super out-there adventurer but super scared inside
taurus: super romantics and cute inside but such bad flirters
gemini: insanely brilliant but such freakin' slow readers
cancer: literally so nice externally but judgmental inside
leo: diabolically arrogant yet in need of constant validation
virgo: incredibly observant of others but don't know when they need help themselves
libra: emotionally stunted but talented, moving artists
scorpio: cute as hell, but that's where they come from
sagittarius: everyone adores them, but they struggle with adoring themselves
capricorn: ride a fine line between being amazing leaders and being crazy bossy/neurotic (love u tho)
aquarius: knowledgeable, innovative thinkers who don't like to try hard in school
pisces: seem gentle and nice but can go on a mind-blowingly thought out and informative rant about their passions before u can say "wait wat"
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